RE: Investing ideas

Realistically, 5 grand is not a very large sum of money. If one did really well in the regular ways of investing, you might turn that into 20 grand in 10 years. About a third of the cost of a car.

I'd choose a junior iron ore miner with good tenements, or buy into a small alluvial gold operation on the Palmer river.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

Thats life in the tropics.

RE: What's your type?

Just start dancing and taking your clothes off while I sing Gypsy Kings music. OK, GO! Bumboleyaaah, bumboleyaaaah....

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

We do undress rehearsals, for a reasonable fee.

RE: What's your type?

You cant be both. Its one or the other.

RE: What's your type?

But only if you're a hotty or chica.

RE: What's your type?

I concur with my learned friend. This had better be good.

RE: What's your type?

Close, but no cigar (and I dont mean Greek cigar)... A hotty is a really hot-looking woman. A chica is similar, but Mexican or Spanish, so a bit more firey and with a bit of an accent.

RE: Ireland v England...........>perdictions< ....rugby----its on now

Oh well, Rugby was the real winner on the day hey.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

Nothing really matters, anyone can see.

RE: What's your type?

I like the hotties, but I guess I'd settle for a chica.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

I cant speak for Molly, but I get a strong impression you are not what she's looking for- regardless of languages spoken or not spoken. The fact is though, with a reasonable grasp of English there is pretty much no country on the planet you cant get by in. Places I've been where they dont speak English, they try really hard to understand what I am trying to say (with sign language).

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Glory be.

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

Well lets not get caught up arguing which kind of wings a tooth fairy has. To my knowledge, there isnt a critter the size of a stunning 20-something ballerina that has wings to compare. I think black leathery bat wings arent right, big powdery moth wings arent right. As I said before, complex 4 winged arrangements wouldnt work. I'm not into science fiction so a transformers kind of situation wont work. So I dont know, giant cicada wings will have to do until somebody invents something better.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

English would be your second language, and I dont mean anything nasty at all, but to us who have English as a first language there are subtelties that can come across as a bit aggressive.
A very dear German friend of mine, came to me and said "You will drive me into town now". Which I dropped everything and drove her into town immediately. Whereas, if she said "Could you please drive me into town" it would have been different. We laughed at the difference in language or grammar etc.

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

I think in the insect world, the boy gets the hell out of there before she eats him... But this is not an insect we're talking about, its the tooth fairy. Think stunning 20-something ballerina with giant insect wings.

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

Well lets face it, if the wings were like dragonfly wings it wouldnt really work. 4 wings moving in opposite directions at speed is a recipe for disaster, whereas 2 sturdy wings with a bit of structure at the front, when gripped at the base would provide the perfect leverage.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Most likely, its a supply and demand thing.

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

Nah, I was thinking like a cicada's wings, but much bigger.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

But it would be very obvious in england, where the beer tastes like warm soapy water. And where the population has a natural aversion to soap and water.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Nah, closest would be dik in the beer. When one of the group goes to the toilet, the rest of the group... interferes with his beer. Then when he returns and has a drink of his beer, everybody points and laughs.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

OK we covered English, now 'Stryne... Wanna root love?

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

You're only limiting yourself Molly. Substance is more important than style, much as we get irritated when others cant differentiate between there/their/they're...

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

The comedy of the double entendre, one must expect some are not as good with the literal interpretation and the metaphorical. Specially without the Benny Hill music as a cue.

RE: Who Would You Like To Give It To?

The Tooth fairy. From behind, doggy shot. She's got those wings to grab on to, keeps her hair nice.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

I cant get used to living without living without living you, by my siiiiiide...

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

Oh baby, dont do this to me baby. I just cant get used to this baby. Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

As it turned out, they won the war and are still running the show over there.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Better than Charlie, he's happy with a little rat meat and boiled rice. Each day in the jungle here, I get weaker, Charlie gets stronger.

RE: Thunderbolts and lightning

NO NO NO NO NO. Mamma Mia, Mama Mia

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