RE: Bedtime

Not in my experience. But I spose I'm not really that old yet.

RE: Bedtime

Heavy stuff like gambling and drugs? Bloody curtain twitchers.

RE: Bedtime

Yep the truth. The truth about making cakes and nagging people more like it.

RE: Bedtime

Yeah but this was out on the streets, not at the bingo hall or knitting club. So its ridgy didge.

RE: Bath robes and dressing gowns

Guys that wear bath robes tend to be arrogant pricks.

RE: Bath robes and dressing gowns

Have you considered getting yourself a headscarf?

RE: Bedtime

What I am hearing, out on the streets, is that there is more to this story than the authorities are letting on.

RE: Bedtime

Meh, its easy to sum it up- Homeless guy goes on thieving spree across the countryside, has a few laughs, rips off somebodies sheep, sees the cops and freaks out, jumps in the creek then remembers he cant bloody swim...

RE: Bedtime

Cut down in their prime, the lord works in mysterious ways. So let this be a lesson to the rest of you all.

RE: Bedtime

Yes Waltzing Matilda. A song about a thieving Irishman committing suicide would be just the thing.

RE: Bedtime

OK then, you can play your trumpet. But not jazz or anything too cheerful.

RE: Bedtime

Be strong Molly. We need you to play your trombone at the conclusion of the ceremony.

RE: Bedtime

Lets have a minute's silence to remember Borja and Don Pepperoni. Maybe Johnny can say a few words, then lay a wreath.

RE: What´s the best country to visit in the EU?

And I dont accept Euros.

RE: Bedtime

Yeah me too.

RE: Who's Your Favourite & Worst American President...??

Best- George Washingmachine.
Worst- Nixon.

RE: l MET SOMEONE!

No I dont think so. These diseases arent so common here. And there are heaps of kiwis and foreigners here so it would potentially involve all the rest of the wildlife too.

RE: l MET SOMEONE!

This zika virus is a terrible thing.

RE: Relationship ended due to family strife?

Thats quite a set of chest puppies on the OP, I hope after these 8 or so years they're hanging in there.

RE: This is supposed to be a DATING site

Or lesbians... Mmm lesbians.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

Its on in a few minutes, its very exciting.

RE: Serial poster Pedro

In which case, you'll need a rather large computer monitor.

RE: Where in the USA are the Native American Indians?

I live in Australia, in an area with a lot of Aboriginal people. Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd made a big boo hoo sorry speach about 3 years ago, it hasnt really changed anything. They were treated very poorly in the past (before 1967), and generally seem unable or unwilling to move forward.

RE: Opening lines

I'm seeing a Bollywood blockbuster, where they break into song and dance, then play cricket.

RE: What´s the best country to visit in the EU?

We havent even met yet, maybe we should take things a bit slowly hey.

RE: Opening lines

They like the dikpiks, especially when they're hand drawn. With a crayon.

RE: I want a single mom

I'd smash a single Mum vegetarian. No problems.

RE: What has everyone been up too?

Yes good idea. you dont want to mess up the copy featuring your Mum.

RE: Is neighbours rubbish?

Wake up to yourself, Neighbours is the go.

RE: Serial poster Pedro

you must have a very large bedroom to accommodate a poster of Nigella. From behind.

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