If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

I feel sorry for the guy who cant switch on...

RE: Say Anything

Its a golden era for the bufties, the cops will be too busy ellsewhere to worry about a few boy scouts or altar boys.

RE: Say Anything

Sounds like the wuhan pox. but otherwise ou seem pretty nice.

RE: "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi" The Melbourne & Sydney Toilet Paper Wars

Its old footage, and I think the Sydney women were actually new zealanders or some other lowlifes anyway.

RE: A friend of mine

And the guy he was seeing on the sly, gave him aids... Funny how life goes sometimes.

RE: the Great Toilet Paper Famine

I've heard some people are making their supplies go further by only wiping every second time.

RE: the movie ''mad max''

I thought you were going to ask which ball...

RE: the movie ''mad max''

When I wear my hot pants, often one ball hangs out because I dont wear underpants. I'm not sure what to do about it really.

RE: the movie ''mad max''

The guaedy will catch you, and put mad Pedro in the nuthouse.

RE: the movie ''mad max''

You could smash out all the windows in your car and weld up a roll cage, just in case.

RE: the movie ''mad max''

You'd have to say which one... The bikies, the oil refinery, thunderdome, or the milk maids...

RE: end of the world.......?

Yes, all 4... I think part 2 was the best.

RE: end of the world.......?

Yes, but when is the question...

If you had to choose a partner with the following, which would it be?

I dont think I'd like a woman with a hairy chest either...

RE: Say Anything

It will be popular in Greece and other Mediterranean countries, they're right into it.

RE: St Patrick's Day Greetings

I dont mean to be pedantic, but has anyone else noticed that you can sing Frere Jacques and include a certain Gaelic set of words-
Frere Jacques,
Frere Jacques,
Poke mahone,
poke mahone....

See, musically it fits perfectly really.

RE: St Patrick's Day Greetings

Being far from the enerald isle, and living in a completely different culture, its difficult to maintain a connection with my distant ancestry.
But at least I have a basic but slightly unworkable knowledge of Gaelic, which has been compacted into two misspelled words.
I know its not great, but its something worth holding on to.

RE: St Patrick's Day Greetings

Happy st Pats, poke mahone!

teddybear

RE: Do you own your own motor vehicle - yes... you may be at risk

I didnt get a van with a radio, because I was worried about catching van aerial disease...

RE: whether you hate my country China???????????

I like Chinese food.

teddybear

RE: the hand of god is on the world

He's got his hand on my schputze...

RE: the hand of god is on the world

It would give my own hand a break I guess.

RE: how did you become a millionaire ?

Remember that time you went to the zoo, Pedro, and you looked up and saw a giraffe taking a dump? Remember how easily it all flowed, and seemed unstoppable?

Well, now its time to channel all those memories and let the winning numbers flow the same way.

teddybear

RE: how did you become a millionaire ?

Think of it like this Pedro... Women pump out the babies all the time, no big deal really... So I dont think its unreasonable to ask a respected man like yourself to pump out half a dozen numbers for an old friend.

RE: how did you become a millionaire ?

well, you're pretty good with numbers, I only need 6 between 0 abd 45 I think.

RE: how did you become a millionaire ?

I'm not quite there yet, but in my case justice. If I win lotto tomorrow, luck.

RE: how did you become a millionaire ?

You get a million dollars.

How you go about that decides the rest.

teddybear

RE: Your favourite meat

I think he means salami.

RE: Will Coronavirus Kill 3/4 Of Earth's Population?

Great, that leaves me and a dozen Nigerian guys...

RE: Will Coronavirus Kill 3/4 Of Earth's Population?

Here, we're up to about 150 cases, including actor Tom Hanks and minister Peter Dutton... And one fatality, a man in his 80's that was on a cruise ship.
Thats less than 1%...

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