I tend to think most things on telly are true.
So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?
We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah blah... But the thing is, if you were on that deserted island, going about things as best you can, and then one day an inflatable love-doll washes up- of whatever gender or kink you got going, the exact inflatable object of your desires- How long would you wait to consummate the relationship?
Would you run down to the high tide mark tearing your clothes off as you go, then nail it with the ferocity of a wounded bull with its testicles caught in a George Foreman grill, or would you sit by the fire with it singing Christmas carols etc., until the time is right?
The next part of this thesis, assuming you were rescued from the island eventually, would you tell the rescuers the whole story or would your eyes dart around the room and you become evasive and talk about food instead? Would you leave the love-doll behind or take it with you? And if you took it with you back home, would you be tempted to smash it every so often for old time's sake?
Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whole Camilla thing is not really a good look. This would be good for the British people, and the entire nation of England because lets face it, the place has become a bit of a joke in recent times. Tourism is at the point of collapse, and the rest of Europe is demanding the Brexit, and there's really not much happening there. Morale is at an all time low, people shuffling aimlessly around the place, hoping there is some kind of sign from the Royal family that things might improve. Obviously, if Charles becomes the King, it's going to be a complete disaster really. But if William and Harry become, like, co-Kings... Boy oh boy I can see things really moving forward in a positive way.
The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was totally rank. Usually its not too bad, but on that occasion it was quite unbelievable really. Its just s shame that nobody else was there to confirm what I suspected. But fortunately there's heaps left so I'm thinking if I check the bus timetable and time things right, I can hook in and make the bus ride more interesting for the other passengers.
Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher.
Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise.
What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in the trolley. As the trolley goes over a bump, the salamis bounce around and settle in a crossed position. Which we all know what that means. And so hastily you try to cover up things with some zucchinis, which unfortunately sends out a message to a different crowd. And so, in exasperation, you try to cover the whole thing up behind a French loaf of bread. Please help, I'm so confused right now.
Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was.
The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said something unusual- Goodnight sugar plum... Well, I was surprised to say the least because a sugar plum is a squishy piece of fruit that some people dont like. In fact, some insects lay their eggs on them, and the larvae then bore their way into the flesh. And probably pupate as well.
In short, she was calling me a shitty piece of fruit nobody wants thats full of maggots and diseases. Well I thought thats just lovely isn't it, after I bought you all that KFC and said nice things about her cottage cheese thighs. I didnt want to cause a fuss or get into an argument, but at the same time if I said nothing she'd keep saying it every night. So I said- look, why dont you go and pleasure a truck driver you filthy skank.
Anyway, I dont know why she went to bed at all actually. I thought we were going to sleep, but apparently women prefer crying and throwing things to sleeping these days. Go figure.
Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported goods and services, or should free trade agreements be negotiated across the board for a wide variety of industries?
Obviously Donald Trump has a lot to say on the matter, and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe agrees wholeheartedly despite tarrifs being introduced on soy sauce.
Now there's been a few issues, and I know it says "no comments", but its only a technical glitch so if you keep trying it eventually might post your invaluable insights. Sometimes it works better if you put caps lock on and strike the keys really hard. Just keep trying, you'll be right.
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