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Train Wreck...

The Ohio derailment last week had me thinking of what it takes to coordinate a multi-billion dollar operation of trains, tracks and linked control systems. My guess it's as stressful as being in the hot-seat of an an Air Traffic Controller.

This scenario may have happened at one point in time:

A young woman who recently graduated college applied to the east coast railway for the system track controller position of their new fully automated computerized system.
The person doing the interview said her college transcript was great and that she scored very high on their aptitude test including all the required computer skills.

When asked why she was applying for such a position, her response was 3 generations of her family had been employed by the railroad system and she wanted to keep up the tradition.
"Excellent" said the interviewer.

We are nearly finished with your interview, but I want to say the position you have applied for is very stressful. We want to be absolutely sure you can think clearly in critical moments of a life-or-death situation. I've got one final question.
"Okay" said the woman.
"If two trains were approaching each other at a high rate of speed, but they were on the same track, what would you do?"
She answered "Simple, I would activate the system override and switch them to separate tracks"
"And if the computer system didn't respond?" the interviewer asked.
"I'd radio down to switching watchman to switch the tracks manually." Said the woman.
"Okay" said the interviewer "What if the watchman didn't reply?"

The woman responded with "Hmmm, I'd call my uncle Roy."
"Your uncle Roy?" the interviewer asked.
"Yes" the woman responded "My uncle Roy"
"What could your uncle Roy possibly do?" said the interviewer.
"Nothing" said the woman "But after 47 years of workin' on the railroad, he ain't never seen a crash like the one that's gonna happen today!"
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Kenya...

I wrote a blog early this morning that more than 70 new female profiles listed from Kenya were created in a 6 hour period. The blog disappeared and so did the 70 profiles.
I checked now and counted more than 14 new ones in 3 hours.
Hackers or a busy matchmaker using CS as the portal isn't important to me. I just highlighted the unusual activity. Obviously, someone is pumping CS with women from Kenya.
Having seen this on another site, they actually removed that country from membership or location. Famous for romance scammers, the same went for Nigeria and Ghana.
Those countries weren't available as places for new members.
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You look a lot like...

I haven't seen her in a while and recall she made a few forum posts. I'm talking about a woman on CS who's only photo looks like actress Liza Minelli wearing a black hat.
From time-to-time, I've encountered lots of people who resemble actors, actresses or famous people. Sometimes, they hire out a body doubles in movies and... as decoys for the real actor/actress trying to escape the paparazzi.

As a teenage musician, my friends said I resembled folk singer Arlo Guthrie. At the time, I didn't know who he was, but coincidentally, I wore a hat similar to his. Arlo is 5 years older than me and performed at the Woodstock Festival in 1969. He was famous, I wasn't.

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The drummer in my band called me Arlo and often it annoyed me.

Tonight, I received a message from a woman who's profile states she's 75 from New York. Her profile has a phone number encrypted between some text so as to not be noticed if administration is reviewing profiles for personal numbers and email addresses.

Oddly, she said she's not a paid member and that I need to get back to her on another platform. For the record, I'm not a paid member either ~~~

That's 3 profiles I've seen this weekend claiming to 'not be a paid member'

Another (small) detail about the profile is the photos are of Actress Erin Murphy, who as a child, played the part of Tabitha in the TV sitcom Bewitched. The real-life Erin is 58.

Yeah scammer, you look a lot like Erin.
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New York street smart...

I worked with a guy who had lots of common sense but barely made it through high-school. It wasn't that he couldn't do the work, his mind was elsewhere. Friendly, strong personality, very likeable. He grew up in different parts of New York state and moved to South Florida more than 30 years ago. Anyone could hear his accent and know he hailed from 'Up North'

Forgetaboutit... may have been his favorite saying.
He did say things that I found funny and probably the best one I heard was when he pronounced moot point. It came out sounding like mute point. But, he may have thought it really was mute point.

I should have asked him.
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Dog fires rifle and kills man...

I'm not sure how the 2nd amendment plays out for dogs, but owner negligence definitely comes to mind. Two men on a weekend hunting trip in Kansas when the fatality occurred.
Joseph Austin Smith was the passenger in a truck. in the backseat was the driver's rifle, hunting gear and his dog. The dog steps on the rifle and it discharges striking Smith in the back.
Sheriff's arrived, start CPR but it was too late. Smith died at the scene.

I read 2 stories about this tragedy, but neither gave the name of the driver. Probably a good thing as I'd wager when the gun safety advocates catch hold of this story, he'll be wishing he was dead.

All sorts of reasons why, but the owner/driver didn't follow the most basic rule of owning a gun.

Dog fires rifle and kills man. While it may sound funny... it's far from it.




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This is knot what I had in mind...

Last night I was watching some exotic wood creations on YouTube that went into some specialized woodworking tools. This morning, YouTube served up some videos about knot tying.
It must be a blue morning as I blogged about a blue dog sculpture and I'm associating the knots with my brother and my dad's old Bluejacket's Manual.

My dad was in the US Navy and came home with lots of cool things from his travels.
After moving to Miami, we opened his duffle bag to find some utensils for camping, hats, scarves and the manual. My brother was a fishing enthusiast and studied the chapter on knot making. It fascinated him. I really wasn't too interested, but learned to tie a few knots for fishing line and remember at a barbecue party tying some short ropes to make a longer one used for securing canvas as a windbreaker.

Let's not waste any time on the knots.



The Bluejacket's Manual

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I don't recall what edition it was and it's probably 80 years ago. It wouldn't surprise me if my brother still has that old book!
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Balloon Dog...

A female art collector at a contemporary art fair in Miami accidentally shattered a $42,000 sculpture by artist Jeff Koons. Witnesses at the annual Art Wynwood event said a woman tapped a blue version of Koons' iconic "Balloon Dog" with her finger, causing it to topple over and break.
That may not be the whole story as it was reported, a representative for the gallery hosting the porcelain artwork said the woman unintentionally kicked the pedestal where the sculpture was placed.

The size of the Balloon Dog was approximately 15" x 18" x 6" or 40cm x 48cm x 16cm and from a news link, Koons' balloon figures are some of the most expensive contemporary art pieces sold by a living artist. Balloon Dog (Orange) from his 1994-2000 series sold for $58.4 million six years ago.

Hopefully, the sculpture was insured. No reports on what happened to the woman who broke it and if she will face criminal charges, as it's standard practice for art galleries to warn visitors not to touch the displays.


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Reader comments:
Jack " This has been a bad couple of weeks for balloons. Even porcelain ones."

Kdawg "...and this one didn't require a $400K sidewinder missile to bring it down!"

sharon "Looks like something that can easily be made in China for about ten bucks"

bob "Don't get me wrong, the piece is beautiful. But $42,000 dollars? Sorry, I can make an actual balloon animal with metallic balloons for $5.37 cents, it can fall of a pedestal and not break, and not make me broke. While I can consider what he does "art", I can not understand spending that much money on what essentially is a ceramic."

william "Let's put the fragile breakable 42k art piece on a small tall skinny platform within everyone's reach.........what's the worst that could happen?"

j "So they have a $42,000 sculpture and they just balance it on a small podium with no way to secure it and no glass over it? Seems to me it is more likely a $30 sculpture insured for $42,000 so they could make easy money when someone has an accident."

Blue "It’s a $10 knickknack at best. If it had any value, it would have been in a display case."

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Liar...

I was working from home on Friday... well, that's what I told people. My goal was to finish some wardrobe drawings to a project I measured on Thursday. As usual, lots of texts and emails interrupted my morning. So my focus changed to music videos and my favorite, news stories. Some of those news stories were filled with comedy and that included Sarah Silverman and Bill Maher.

One common thread was about the politicians who have lied and continue to lie. There were stories about the Georgia Grand Jury and some indictments regarding the results of the 2020 election. I'm sure there's more to come about that.

I'm thinking... how could you get a pathological liar to tell the truth?
When I was a kid, we heard stories about Sodium Pentothal aka Truth Serum and secret agent movies about how they were able to get spies to reveal top secret information. I guess legally we (as a country) cannot do that and Lie Detectors can be fooled. So... other than torture with electric shock, there's really no easy way to make a liar confess.

One of the stories was about the 5 cops who were fired in the Nichols incident all plead not guilty in court Friday. Sorry, the video shows otherwise... get out the truth serum and let's hear the real story.

Let's just hope the legal system stays firm and gets all the facts straight so the liars stories can be debunked.

If that doesn't work, we'll have to summon the powers of Wonder Woman and her Lasso of Truth!

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C'mere little politician, that's right... c'mere




The Big Liars | Real Time with Bill Maher
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The voice of a Black Woman...

This blog is not about politics. I've been formulating the idea for this blog in my mind for months. No big hurry, but two things happened this week to move it up on my list. My Rihanna blog with FF's comment about Tina Turner and Satellite Radio channel surfing that landed me on a soul station.

Somewhere in the early 1960's my dad bought a reel-to-reel tape recorder. My (older) brother borrowed 45rpm records from friends and made a 'party mix' of songs. Depending on the speed, that could run non-stop for an hour or more.

What did he record? A little of this and a little of that. Some surfing music, rock & roll, Rhythm & blues and soul music. To us, music was music... well, with the exception of Country Music. I could listen to Roy Clark, but it tapered off sharply after that.

There were a dozen guitar players in my neighborhood, a few drummers, one guy playing bass guitar, one guy playing saxophone and one guy playing accordion.
I teamed up with a duo guitarist & drummer who played on Miami Beach hotels poolside. Americans called it 'pass the hat' and the British called it busking. Either way, the music was free and we accepted donations.

To get the gig with these guys, I had to play keyboards, so my parents bought a small portable organ by the Italian company Farfisa. I quickly memorized a bunch of songs and we were playing a few hotels every morning in the summer. Too young to drive, we always had a parent schlep us and our gear to the gigs as well as acting manager/agent to see we had plenty of bookings with the entertainment directors of the hotels.

We played music the tourists wanted to hear and that often got us special events when they had the pool open at night for a BBQ or party. We were available for birthday parties, school dances, teen hop at the bowling alley and the best paying gigs... fraternity parties at the local college!

Dance music was most of our repertoire, but college kids loved Soul Music and so it was. We also did songs by The Young Rascals and on request... The Supremes song You Keep Me Hanging On was on our list.

This brings up the part of Black female singers. A generation later, I watched a documentary about Whitney Houston where she mentioned her musical beginning was singing Gospel. Look around and nearly EVERY Black female singer got their start doing gospel. Can you name 20? I probably could.

My musical taste runs fickle and I have my favorites regardless of their success. Maybe it was the songs they were singing as many sounded like fingernails across a chalkboard.

White girls were everywhere but singers like Karen Carpenter bored me to tears. Remember Leslie Gore and I'll Cry if I want to ... Waaah. I cried because that song was played 32 million times.

I wasn't 100% on Black female singers either. What I disliked most were the wailers... Great voice, but they were over-the-top and I'd turn the volume down. Aretha, Patti LaBelle, Tina make it to that list.

Patti's duet with Michael McDonald (On My Own) was 'almost' a masterpiece, until she starts that wailin' shit (on live performances) and I have to turn it down. I think you get my point.

This week, I did hear a great song by a great singer Gladys Night and I think it's perfect for my blog... The voice of a Black Woman.

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That no-talent Rihanna...

You know who made a comment about entertainer Rihanna as having no talent. This was just prior to her performance at the Super Bowl this past weekend. Okay, then explain how since the age of 17, she put out eight albums in total, with 14 number one singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. She is one of the best-selling digital artists of all time and has sold 60 million albums and 215 million digital tracks. Musically, that put her as a multi-millionaire.

Her real success comes from a line of her cosmetics and in February 2023, her estimated net worth is $1.4 Billion... Yes, "B-illion" and Forbes ranked her No. 21 on their list of America’s Richest Self-Made Women, becoming one of the youngest self-made female billionaires.

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It's reported she didn't receive payment for her Super Bowl performance, but the appearance boosted her music career in more ways than one.

No-talent... I have to consider the source. laugh
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Measure twice, cut once...

Mistakes can be expensive and there's a saying in the woodworking industry: Measure twice, cut once. If your 'expert' doesn't know this, you need to replace him.
I make detailed drawings for the items I release to production and 'map out' any special cutting so there's no room for mistake... It's a great plan until someone doesn't read the drawings and decides they are good enough to 'wing-it' thinking it's a simple jigsaw puzzle.

Remembering the time I ordered only one sheet of really expensive material.
We priced a job that could be done using one sheet... no room for error.
Woodgrain material and I noted the steps.
#1 cross cut the front panel - do this first
#2 rip (long cut) the 2 side strips
#3 cross cut the remainder of parts

I got a call from the installer "Hey, you didn't order enough material for the job."
Sure I did... I referenced the note on the first page explaining the cutting instructions were on the second page.
"Oh, I didn't look there" was his response.

very mad

Another sheet of material had to be ordered.
The completion date was moved back (as in late) and the client was angry.
Back-charging the installer for his mistake wasn't enough compensation.
All the profit was gone.
Reputation for being on-time was blemished.
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TikTok...

Some people are afraid that China is spying on Americans via the TikTok app. Have you seen any of their videos? Millions... yes, millions of 4 to 40 second videos of people doing snake-dance and gyrations. China... is this what you are looking for?


(you have to copy and paste the entire string for it to work)
@shakira/video/7109286157518753067

@shakira/video/7190854267253558571
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