Am I in love? I think so!

Earlier today. I went shopping for food. When I came into the shop, I went straight for the bread isle, since I need some for sandwiches. I then made my way towards the frozen produce section, and there it was - smiling in my face, BEGGING me to indulge. It's one of those "love at first sight and taste" situations. This looked and tasted particularly well. I know it will hurt me in the end. I need to stop this addiction before it becomes something that I cannot live without. I have tried a different model, and that was equally as glorious. Both taste amazing, and both can very quickly ruin me financially. I brought it home with me, and I enjoyed every minute of it. Each taste, each indulge left me wanting more and more. Before I knew it, it was over. That made me sad, since I loved it so.

I am talking about a Monster Energy drink, you pervert! I know how you think

It's called Juiced, and it's mango flavored! The other one I had was named The Doctor, and it tasted like pineapples, which is my favorite fruit.

If I somehow end up with a sponsorship by Monster Energy, I will be the happiest man on Earth!
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When the cans are empty you can connect them together with some string, and pretend that they are some kind of advanced telephonebouquet
Have you tried an actual ripe mango ?
Ah mate, you crack me up! rolling on the floor laughing
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