Melody1671

Maracaibo, Zulia, Venezuela

Nov 2019

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You are not supposed to laugh, girl!

I know... I am a disaster... But an ultra cute, one... Jajajajajajajaja...

Have you been in a solemn ceremony or circumstance and you just have this terrible urge to laugh?...

I have... And I swear, I start thinking of the most horrible and sad things, but most of the time, it just doesn´t work... Jajajajajajajajja...

My Mom was the kind of person that would be sitting with me and would say: "What if an orangutan just came here and sat on your lap?"... "What would you do?"...

Maybe I just inherited all that crazyness... Jajajajajajajaja...

If you and I were attending any kind of ceremony... Yes, those that are very boring and seem to last forever, chances are I would be the one making a terribly funny comment in a whisper or the one that just has the hardest time trying not to laugh...

Have this happened to you?... I sooo want to read what you have to say!...

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Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Mr. Vierk you have to be one very interesting person to hang out with... All those funny stories that you share with us, everyday... And that unique "Vierkish" way of narrating them... You know... I was part of my school choir all through highschool... One day, we were rehearsing, and I was just playing and making all kinds of noises because there was this song with all kinds of animal noises... Well, our singing coach liked one sound I made and he told me: "You are sooo making that noise while we are on stage"... I said: "I totally got this!"... Well, when the moment came I made the most horrible sound that was not even close to what I wanted it to be or what everyone was expecting... Not on purpose, of course... The thing is, all of the girls that were closest to me started laughing and that started a whole laughing wave... We could barely sing... That was one moment to remember... Or should I say one moment to try to forget?... Jajajajajajajajaja...

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 18, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

Thanks, M. Well, it is true that many human behaviors are contagious-yawns and sneezes come to mind. But for me the one topping the list is laughter. Sometimes we can even do it to ourselves, While writing some humourous things, sometimes I begin to laugh, and this makes me laugh more. Yet, not to place a turd in the punch bowl, but as you know, many bad human behaviors are also contagious. Often this is seen in war.

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

I know laugh is contagious, Mr. Vierk... And it´s sooo good to join friends and remember all those funny stories and/or anecdotes... But I have to say as much as I love to laugh, it´s terrible (in a good way) when you laugh so much your tummy hurts... Tears and everything... Jajajajajajajajajajajajaj...

By the way... Are you a "gawker"?

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 18, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

Well, M. On rare occasions, VERY rare, I have been known to turn these old eyes, but only very slightly, and only for a second, at a lovely lady walking by. I usually ignore her physique, and focus on some part of her dress---usually the shoe heels.

HarbalEsquire●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Nov 18, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

When I was at school it was my policy to always sit at the back of the class and spend as much of the lesson as possible in uncontrollable fits of laughter. Having to do it without making a sound only seemed to make whatever we were laughing at even funnier. I miss that. I still find lots of things funny, but laughing on your own isn't nearly as much fun.

Loh_key●Poway, California USA

Nov 18, 2019●565 Comments

I laughed out loud at a eulogy being read at a funeral once. It was so "not him" and full of B S that I actually thought for a moment I was in the wrong building.

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 18, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

And, all, why is it when we find ourselves in one of the many hilarious situations, some described here, knowing full well that we should suppress the guffaws, that the harder we try, once a single one finally starts, the louder, and more wide spread, these often become?

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Harbal... Omg, I remember having to hide my face almost under my desk, because anything funny would happen and I would start thinking about it and laughing over and over again... I remember a teacher once read an excerpt of a novel and it had a lot of "bad words"... We all were trying so hard not to laugh and she was sooo serious which made it even harder... Jajajajjajajaajjaja...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Loh, I think funerals have to be in the top of the list... Omg... I remember I was crying so much when my grandmother whom I absolutely adored died... I looked like a frog... I could barely see because my eyelids were so swollen... I don´t even remember what was said... But it was while we were waiting for the priest to come... Somebody made one of those terribly funny comments... I had to run to the bathroom because I couldn´t stop laughing...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Omg, and then there was this friend of ours that was trying to help me test my electric fence because I wasn't sure if it was working properly... He said he had this special tool to test it... Well... He was going around with his tool and I was with a friend doing other things... Then, suddenly we heard this scream: "Ayyyyy, ayy, ayy. ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!... And when we turned around the guy had his eyes wide open and his hair was like all up... OMG... I can´t even type remembering it... I had to cover my eyes to pretend I was crying because I was scared about it... But I am sure I sounded sooo fake... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAJA... I had to run upstairs and I was laughing so hard I was crying and crying... I was kicking and punching in the air... My tummy hurt so bad I don´t remember laughing like that in my whole life... But every time my friend and I remember that day, we end up laughing almost the same as we did that day...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Jajajajajajajajajajja, it happens, Epirb...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Vierk, I don´t know, but I am pretty sure I have a special gene: "the inappropriate gene"... Jajajajajajajajjaja... Because I am always the one that has the hardest time trying to suppress laughing... It´s terrible, I'm telling you...

Loh_key●Poway, California USA

Nov 18, 2019●565 Comments

Yeah Melody... I always enjoy those prank videos, or you know, those videos we're people fall thru the ice on a frozen lake, or people falling off roofs, trees or ladders is always entertaining too.

As long has no one gets seriously hurt.

ysabeljhen●Flying Fish Cove, Christmas Island

Nov 18, 2019●110 Blogs●1,443 Comments

Hey Mel

It wasn't a ceremony actually but inside the classroom during my High School days

Imagine a super strict History teacher who was just funny as Mr Bean but hate to see her pupils smile and laugh lol but sorry it made me whisper something to my seatmate and just started giggling and so we were caught and have been punished ...an hour standing

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Loh, my Mom loved those videos... And there´s one of a canadian dancer or something that lifts his leg soooo high and then can´t keep dancing but trying to pretend his ok... Omg, that´s sooo funny...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Hey, Ysa!...

Omg, I studied in a Catholic school and there was always a giggle or a laugh when everyone was supposed to be silent... I don´t know how I survived High School... Jajajajajajajajajajajaja...

Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Nov 18, 2019●4,083 Comments

I tend to crack people up at funerals all the time.

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Jajajajajajajjaja... You know, while I was at the University I got a call from an ex teacher that became great friends with me, saying her Mom had passed... I immediately asked a friend to go with me (I was wearing a bright green shirt, which is not the usual stuff to wear at funerals but it was a total surprise for me, do I didn´t care and I knew my friend wouldn´t care either)... When we got there, I requested to talk to her and she came out of the special room they had for her Mom and I said I didn´t want to go inside because I was dressed so inappropriately... She said she didn´t care and the three of us went inside... So, I don´t know what made me separate from them, but after like five minutes I could only see my teacher´s face covered with the face towel she was carrying around (to wipe her tears) and the towel was moving so much... I knew it was because of the terrible friend I took with me... He is terribly funny and the most incorrect man I´ve ever met, jajajajajajajaja... So, I truly thanked him, because I knew for like ten minutes, he would make her feel just a little better or a lot better... I really appreciated what he did...

Track16●Eastern, Newfoundland Canada

Nov 18, 2019●1,598 Blogs●2,278 Comments

I been known to laugh inappropriately at the worst possible time

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Join the club, my dear!!!...

Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Nov 18, 2019●4,083 Comments

Melody

I have a really loud laugh I can be at the gym or a huge shopping centre and once I get started a chain reaction starts..People miles long are all laughing but not knowing why they're laughing..

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Merc... I think I have a loud laugh, too... A very honest, spontaneus, loud laugh... And I sooo don´t like suppressing it!...

Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Nov 18, 2019●4,083 Comments

Me either Melody..Sometimes I will crouch down on my knee's with tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Merc, that electric fence story I mentioned above, gave me the most awful tummy ache in my life... But it was totally worth it!!!!!... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

P.S.

Mercedes_00●Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Nov 18, 2019●4,083 Comments

Laughter is the best medicine in the world

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 18, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

It is!... And you use so many muscles!...

kornbluth●Lexington, Kentucky USA

Nov 19, 2019●6 Blogs●428 Comments

I heard that President Kennedy got some laughs when he visited the oppressive Berlin Wall and proclaimed "I am a jelly doughnut."

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 19, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

Yep, KB. The famous speech beginning with "ich bin EIN Berliner." Hope my Spanish teacher, the dazzling Senyoritita M, isn't also a German grammar expert.

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 19, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Jajajajajajajaja, Mr. Vierk... Nope... I speak Spanish, English and a very little french I learned in High School... But I had this classmate that studied at a local school for germans and never wasted any chance to mention she had studied there and saying a couple of phrases or sentences...

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 19, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

By the way, what does it mean when someone refers to himself or herself as a "Jelly Doughnut"?... Zero slang, here...

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 19, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

Little slang, M? Your English has enough to 'float a boat'. There, I can be your teacher as well. But I'm not exactly sure about that expression, except perhaps, it could have come from the early American Missisippi delta blues guitarists. There was one named Jelly Roll Morton. Big and sweet? Maybe even a nine plus? Who really knows? Oh, baby, let me be your long jelly roll! Well, at least it has a certain ring to it. Then, more cryptically, there's, 'You better come, in(to) my kitchen, 'cause it's gonna be rainin' out doors'. Robert Johnson, and others.

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 19, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Look what I found, Mr. Vierk... Just a little excerpt from "Wikipedia"... "There is a widespread belief that Kennedy made an embarrassing mistake by saying Ich bin ein Berliner. By not leaving out the indefinite article "ein," he supposedly changed the meaning of the sentence from the intended "I am a citizen of Berlin" to "I am a Berliner" (a Berliner being a type of German pastry, similar to a jelly doughnut), amusing Germans throughout the city."

I can also be a Berliner... Jajajajajajajajajajaja... But I prefer to be a french vanilla ice cream with caramel syrup on top... Mmmmmmmmm...

UnFayzed●Tampa, Florida USA

Nov 19, 2019●164 Blogs●1,634 Comments

My Mom always told me that there is a condition that causes some people to laugh hysterically when sad. She discovered it at her parent's funeral when she wanted to cry but laughed hard instead. I did not inherit that condition but I think my daughter did.

I once was getting a speeding ticket with my grown daughter sitting in the car laughing hysterically. I wanted to knock her lights out as it was so irritating. When the cop left, she apologized and said she couldn't help herself, she was scared but it made her laugh. I knew then she inherited that from my bio Mom and was no longer mad.

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 19, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

UnFayzed... I can control myself... I have a hard time, but I can control myself... Or I want to think I can, jajajajajajaja... Anyway, whenever I can´t I walk really fast to the nearest safe place... I haven´t experienced a really bad embarrasing moment because of laughing histerically... And I hope I don´t... But just in case I guess at 48 I can start blaming age?... Jajajajajajajajajajajaja...

The bad part is no one believes I am 48... Everyone says I am 38... So I think I better start perfectioning my self control technique... At least for 10 more years...

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 19, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

M, forgot to add, concerning leaving marks. Not teeth marks?

Melody1671OP●Maracaibo, Zulia Venezuela

Nov 19, 2019●22 Blogs●732 Comments

Jajajajajajajaja... Most probably "lovebites" or "hickeys"...

Vierkaesehoch●Ocean Coast, Maine USA

Nov 19, 2019●682 Blogs●1,602 Comments

OK, all you deranged flirters. Off to my foreign language groups, where you guessed it, plenty of flirting is afoot (M). Later, alligators.

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