THE FUNNIEST MAIL

I received this yesterday , he's Indian......he is 31 yo . I am 57...
Dear Love
i am happy with you . i know that in the life.
dear i not ask you any thing . reason is i love you . i
not need your past information . i am need you at present your life .
dear my business name is Yogesh sharma . but my family
home lovely name is nitin . my body size is 6fit long .
i am very cool thinking man . i not like cry and sad face
people . i am like happy smile face . same like your face with smile
my mother see your photo and she also like you .
i have very good business in india . i have business
company hear . MS Transport Corporation Of India
i am do very hard work . i want marry with you very soon as soon . if you have time for marry we do marry soon as soon
i need truth love life partner . i hop you give me more hard love
after marry . i am also spot you dear .
in my family have mother father one brother and
one dog my dog is my little brother .
Do not worry. Preparation of wedding do here. I will do all the wedding expenses. Of new clothes for you. I arranged all for you .
You get married and you take it me with you . dear i have all this Love,honesty,loyalty,passion and trust . i love animals and helping to all people . i like all skin color people .
i know we are do marry very soon as soon .
i am also want . i am give you more and more happy smile in your life .
dear please tell me about your family . and tell me what food you
like and . what is your nature of thinking .
i not need your past life what you doing in your past life ok .
dont worry . i not ask you . i just need your love

Saskia..almost a geriatric dater ...
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Comments (31)

aw i like the part where he says his lil brother is his doglaugh
Yes choco ....thats funny......I wonder if he really imagines a woman will go for this......What delusional world does he live in, thats the frightening thing. Saskia
hi sas also the lack of a good command of english sumtimes gets their tongues twisted! help
I had the same one Saskia except the bottom half was a little different. He said his mom saw pictures of me and approved.laugh
Hilarious! esp the "my body size is 6 fit long" part... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
First me, now you! it is the domino theory!!! congrats Saskia...wow Your brother in law is a dog....dancing dog
ladies ladies im sure theres enough of him to share he is spreading his love and will spread u joyously laterrolling on the floor laughing wave
Ha-ha-ha, Sas, this is an excellent idea to wake us up with a good laugh. Thanks.thumbs up
Isn't he funny ? ............. If my brother in law is a dog ...i wonder what my mother in law will be? hahaha I hate to imagine Saskia
Saskia you can block the India area. wave
Reading letters like that made my otherwise dreary day. Oh please don't block the India area.grin bouquet
Hi takemetofrance thanks for sharing it.

doh

More faker in this website, msut be careful.frustrated
laugh

What a man, he can stretch his body to a 6ft long and his dog is his little brother, wouf dancing dog rolling on the floor laughing

How soon is very soon and soon? dunno

Thanks for the laugh, Saskia, happy weekend to you bouquet
all are white and live in the same country
putting aside whether it was a fake letter or not, circulated to many different women.....

I do feel very sorry for those who have English as a second langauge who make large efforts to communicate with English speaking people only to have what they say ridiculed. Also to bear in mind is the cultural differences, which do not easily translate when using a second langauge and when ones grasp of that langauge is poor.....

Without knowing the letter was fake, I would have said he made every effort to sound sincere and tried hard to show his values which given his culture could have conflicted.

Sometimes, if not a lot of the time, we here, do not appreciate the courage it takes to speak in a foreign tongue, let alone write in it.......to those who do, I salute you wine
Almera thank you thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up
I often get emails, views from indians/pakistanis.I blocked the area, I notice some create profile giving the location somewhere in Europe as they live in Europe.Usually they ask " can I friendship with you ".
I studied that region culture, customs.
In that part of the world "love " does not exsit, it does in ghazals, bollywood movies but in reality, families choose spouse for their children and its usually- cousin.
Very rare the " outsider" is accepted in the family.
To keep wealth, property and not to let a stanger into a family they prefer children to be married within a family.
There is no divorce there ! Maybe only 1%.Its a dishonor for a wife to come back home to parents and complain that her marriage is misrable.

But some dark skinned, deep piercing eyes rajas are appealing

cool
Who's for a Happy Smile in your Life??? grin
Lilly and all, but what do all these people asking for "friendship" search for? I can't get the sense dunno Although I have seen many American and European women with a bunch of Indian and Pakistani "macho" friends here roll eyes
Frank I want tooooo crying crying crying crying crying
Awayting Your Ergent Reply >>>kiss kiss kiss
So, soon we are loosing you, heading to India. You are very lucky woman. Most women don't even get a flower here.rolling on the floor laughing
UMMMMMMMM...................I don't think so dear......no , no. I love Indians , they have to spell and speak english properly though. The lovemaking will only last 3 minutes lets face it , so we need to be able to talk a bit together........ Saskia
With U it will be faster: 0 minutes!grin peace
it is really funny!

"SASKIA"

I really liked the way almera03 looked and commented on this SASKIA.
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heya,
takemetofrance i feel sorry that you had to read this message,
as for me i feel stupid for finishing reading this message LOL.
but you have to admit he put a lot of affort with <i know we are do marry very soon as soon.> or the translator that he used had a computer glitch LMAOL.
WHAT?
oh guadal , you came out of your cave ..... thanks for your comment
yes morgan 90210 you are right i know this...it is funny to my eyes though , the message .....
So what was your answer? lol
owwwwwwwww this post made my day!!!! i can't stop laughing!! thats insane! did u write an aswer to him?? :))
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