PRICELESS - Some things money cant buy.
My actual profile write-up:About me:
I am a qualified gold digger and hope to find a very wealthy woman here. So, if you are extremely wealthy and willing to shut your face while I speak then contact me. Otherwise be prepared to be scammed.
I’m looking for:
I want a woman thats on the verge of dying. Her will MUST be made out to me and all physical items as jewelry,cars etc will go on my name in advance. So if your days are numbered please contact me.
My Inbox mail:
im dying n need a gold digger like you at least u will tek ke of my bizzness while im gone thts gd and my kids can manage on tht thts gd too 08*******6 kol m tnyt the offer valid fo 2
My Reply:
Priceless !!! Eish I rely nid to put you in toch with my bruder in Lagos he knew how to deel wit dis typ problim. Cn yu send me sum airtym to cal yu or cn I sent pls cal mi
On a scale of 1 - 10 this is the best I’ve had so far and deservers an 8..
Comments (25)
Luke...I'd say you're smarter than the average bear!
Thanks Luke for the laugh and enjoy your weekend.
Too funny...clever profile...couldn't imagine why you got mail!!