Pet Fly?

So OK.. I did not get to post for a couple of days (or more).. been keeping busy (playing on line Bingo) doing very important things are the house..;) For those of you who are new to my daily blogs.. (when I can) I live way out in the middle of no where in No. CA.. haha.. and trust me you can only goo goo and ga ga with the farm animals for so long.. So low and behold for some reason I have managed to Add a Pet Fly to this brood. I did not ask for it to become friends with me. Most all of you know this pet fly! He/She is one who seems to think it is OK to swoosh down and give you kisses on your nose while sleeping or while your hands are busy doing something. It also whispers not so sweet tenderness into your ear as it buzz's around while you are busy. Oh and by the way it has E.S.P. as it knows when I am reaching for the fly swat! As it disappears. It taunts me every room in the house. So I thought there has to be more than one fly! right! NOPE.. Just like a child following it's parent around it even has to follow me to the bathroom. Now from my prospective, I understand flies like dead things. I shower everyday (when it get in the shower ;) ) There really is no moss growing under me. So what gives. I did not invite it in, nor do I want to be its best friend. Maybe it is a reminder of how men can be such pest sometimes?? However I rather them be my pest and not this wanna be pet! (Just a bit of laughter for the day!)