Elegsabiff

Elegsabiff

Aug 2015

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Matchmakers Anonymous

My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified but surely, surely, both single and in the same country, they need someone to point out that they are both single and in the same country? On a social website. Where every time we log in we are presented with every single of the opposite sex within 500 miles.

Oh. Right.

I see a man giving advice to a woman on a blog, and I leap in to suggest they should be together - oh no, hang on, that's why I'm here. To learn it is NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

This is hard. Bring me coffee!

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ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Motril. Hmm. So at least one of us can drink over lunch ...

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●1,796 Comments

Viv. If you´re keeping your nose out of it, how do you expect people to know about eachother?

First we need an introduction and then we can take it from there?

If you are a real Matchmaker, I´m sure you are able to arrange things in a diplomatic way?

Regarding the other two "love birds". they are perfect for eachother!!!!!

And, by the way, (between you and me) re-read the comments made by the guy who tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing by the truth!

Regarding horse riding: YES, riding along the beach can be arranged. But, no riding for me I´m afraid!

Regarding the Benjamin, the archaeologist, do you really want to meet a 40-year old Spaniard who is single, only speaks Spanish and wants to show you his antiques?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Min, we could meet up and share a car too. Although your suggestion will probably be Murcia

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Z, you're the original invisible man, we see right through you.

Kivilcim●., Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●1 Blogs●114 Comments

Im with Z, Motrils a lovely place, but whatever is decided is ok with me.

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●1,796 Comments

What? Motril???? It is more than half way!!!

If we are to go together from Murcia, why not meet around Almeria, which is about one and a half hour from Mazarron where I live?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Min, I am rubbish at matchmaking. RUBBISH. I just have to point to my own disastrous lovelife.

I pick duds. Nice duds, very charming, but really not in it to win it.

Hmm. Re Benjamin, okay, maybe not.

And I'm fine on your suggestion too, although we now have two for Motril ...

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●1,796 Comments

Since ZN is the only man in this expedition, why not let him do most of the driving? He can bring Kil along with him and I come with Viv. Then the meeting place could be ALMERIA?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Straining my ears, I think I heard a faint whisper suggesting Almeria?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

AFK, just running the conversation so far past Nigel, also in Andalucia. He might have a counter-offer. Or, of course, be horrified by the whole idea.

Minerva88●Beach Paradise, Murcia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●1,796 Comments

The distance between MAZARRON AND ALMERIA (assuming we go from here) is 143km (1 1/2 hours)

The distance to MOTRIL is 270km (over 2 1/2 hours)!!!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

That's a pretty good argument.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

MUST go for a short while, the dog has her lead in her mouth but looks as though she is about to drop it and bite me instead.

Very chuffed about this. Should probably let sister know, as well.

Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia

Aug 22, 2015●4 Blogs●828 Comments

Hi Biff the matchmaker....

who do you think a guy match with me in here ?

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Amorn, I'm doing the program because I'm rubbish at matchmaking! Pull up a range of local men, shut your eyes and poke the screen with a pin. You're more likely to pick right than I would.

Even better, step out into the street with that pin, shut your eyes and walk until someone screams in pain. I'll dance at your wedding.

Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia

Aug 22, 2015●4 Blogs●828 Comments

too bad I am not a gambler besides, I will not buy a cat in the bag... I have to inspect before I take him...

zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments

Smarty, I can see taking a potential date to a vet to get him checked out as being a sticking point

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

You're not a gambler, but you're on CS? Um - run that past me again?

More coffee!

Amornthep●Jakarta, Indonesia

Aug 22, 2015●4 Blogs●828 Comments

3 coffees for you Biff...

one for me

and one for Zman

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Haha I still think my pin would work. Maybe I should try it myself. I'd have to pick the crowd fairly carefully though ...

Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA

Aug 22, 2015●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments

OK, match me up friend. I require "light" upon them .....
PS. I like u and trust u!

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Haha Cal you like me and trust me, thank you, ditto. But you don't believe me when I say I'm going cold turkey on the matchmaking?

You people are KILLING me.

You like comic books? You know who Kal-el is? Because I could, I just might, have just the ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP ME

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Aug 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Oh Yenta Yenta." Matchmaker Matchmaker find me a find, catch
me a catch."

Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA

Aug 22, 2015●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments

I like comic books!! Also Scottish men in kilts!!

Calliopesgirl●Nashville, Tennessee USA

Aug 22, 2015●322 Blogs●5,311 Comments

Pedalguy has the "music" in him today! What's up with that???

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Aug 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

It's always been there.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Yup been resisting the temptation to post the Yenta clip

And back off, lady, any good men in kilts are MINE. I was thinking of someone a wee bit closer to you. But I won't do it. I WON'T.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Let us instead remind ourselves that Yente's choices were not, after all, successful. She picked a portly butcher who was rejected.

I love the Russian dancing in this one.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Back to the Spanish lunch. Nigel lives the other end of the province, so it would be a 3 hour drive each way for him. He's passing.

Wuss.

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Aug 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Beautiful thanks, one of my two favourite Musicals.

ElegsabiffOP●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Aug 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

You're very welcome. I know you haven't mastered the youtube code yet. Or just like getting minions to post your choices. One of the two.

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Aug 22, 2015●2,000 Comments

Respectfully appreciated.

Titania48●Carlisle, Cumbria, England UK

Aug 22, 2015●230 Comments

My mother used to tell me nevr to poke my nose into other peoples buisness, to this day I never ask questions, I think if people want me to know they will tell me. And to be honest I'm not that iterested in other peoples lives, I have enough going on in my own.

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