2016 - year of the Fire Monkey

Not all of us in the West are familiar with the Chinese horoscopes so here's a quick handy guide for the newly dawned Year of the Monkey. I'm apologizing in advance if I get any bits wrong, please correct me! I do find it fascinating.

Each Chinese New Year is characterised by one of 12 animals which appear in the Chinese zodiac. By the way, 2016 marks the 4713th Chinese year.

If you are turning 24, 36, 48, 60 or 72 this year, you are a Monkey. Your compatibility signs are Rat, Dragon, or another Monkey - the positive signs, the doers, dynamic and ambitious. (America, born in 1776, falls under the sign of the Monkey)

There are also five vital elements: Gold, Water, Wood, Fire or Earth. 2016 is a fire year. The cycles match every 60 years so any Monkey turning 60 this year is in double jeopardy - ironically, the years of your sign are tougher. As Monkey years are challenging for everyone, Monkeys especially need to keep their wits about them this year.

Challenging it may be, but for all 12 animals of the Chinese zodiac,provided you demonstrate endurance and patience, 2016 is a great time for receiving invigorating energies.The combination of Fire with the sign of the Monkey brings vitality and innovation to both business and personal relationships.

During 2016, political tensions will be stronger as governments and financial markets get a harder time. People and money are moving around the planet at an even faster rate, and only the most resourceful and risk-taking individuals amongst the 12 signs of the Chinese zodiac are promised great success in 2016.

It's a year to reconsider part of the organization of your social life, as some friends may suddenly become bitter and jealous, leaving you disappointed and disengaged.

Not an easy year, and especially for Monkeys, but still a year of optimism, cheerfulness and happy family gatherings.

What are you?

Rat: 2008, 1996, 1984, 1972, 1960, 1948
Ox: 2009, 1997, 1985, 1973, 1961, 1949
Tiger: 2010, 1998, 1986, 1974, 1962, 1950
Rabbit: 2011, 1999, 1987, 1975, 1963, 1951
Dragon: 2012, 2000, 1988, 1976, 1964, 1952
Snake: 2013, 2001, 1989, 1977, 1965, 1953
Horse: 2014, 2002, 1990, 1978, 1966, 1954
Sheep: 2015, 2003, 1991, 1979, 1967, 1955
Monkey: 2016, 2004, 1992, 1980, 1968, 1956
Rooster: 2017, 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957
Dog: 2018, 2006, 1994, 1982, 1970, 1958
Pig: 2019, 2007, 1995, 1983, 1971, 1959

As I already said, this is interest, not expertise, I poached off the internet and will instantly correct anything I got wrong, sorry!
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Hi Elegsa! My father was a monkey - always kind and with lots of humour. If I have calculated correctly I should be a snake.. cats meow
I am a serpent. ...Queen of the forest floorshimmy
2 snakes, excellent, let me look you up professor
"mine is the wisdom of the ages. I hold the key to the mysteries of life. Casting my seeds on fertile ground, I nurture them with constancy and purpose. My sights are fixed. My gaze unchanging. Unyielding, inexorable and deep I advance with steady unslackened gait, the solid earth beneath me.

I am the Snake."

Wow. Impressed.

hug
Which are you, Biff?
wave It is the year of the trouser snake in the Wiccan
calendar I believe.cool
Molly, I'm trying to work out if I can get away with looking 12 years younger if I tell you grin
What are the characteristics of the trouser snake, Pedal? I know very little about Wiccans. popcorn
Peds, it's Always the year of the trouser snake. .In every calendar grin
Biff, since you don't look a day over 30, the world's your oyster.
Oh, it's easy, they dig anything phalliccool grin
Molly you just made it into my will. hug

Okay, you don't stand to inherit much, but it's the thought that counts laugh
Funny, I would have thought trouser snakes would have preferred someone into phallic symbols, rather than liking them themselves. confused

That was a nicely mangled sentence but I don't know how to untangle it. Work it out.
Your right, jibberishlaugh
everyone's a critic dunno
We are very discerning here.laugh
laugh Biff

I'll take your royalties

Make sure the new one is a bestseller!
Are you being a pig, PG? Or where you just born one?

I can't count. Cross my palm with silver (the coin of CS is flattery, as Molly so aptly demonstrated) tell me your year of birth and I'll tell you about yourself.

I can just imagine the experts on this subject, who grew up with it all their lives, rolling their eyes at me. roll eyes
None of the characters are supposed to be very 'steeet', are they?
You're on the right bus.

But nobody is sitting next to each other
Molly, you don't seem to have noticed the traffic jam in the aisle as all the fellas elbow each other trying to sit next to you roll eyes
Yeah rightroll eyes
wine oh my blurry friend re-fill your glass and tell Aunty Biff what's up. hug

You're lovely (well, blurry) but funny and witty and wise and do I have to shake you?
God loves a blurry angel
Remember, year of the Fire Monkey. A pretty good year except for those who are Fire Monkeys. sigh

You do have one problem. You have to ask fellas if they are Rats before you get keen. Not rats, Rats.

Tricky. Ox may be easier?
snakes and rats, not good. But Snakes and Rats, awesome. So you need a bloke from, hmm, how does 1972 sound? Remember - bright eyes and glossy whiskers are good signs of health.

Safe hunting. I've got a sleep train to try to catch laugh
If I have to Capitalise just to get a man, forget ittalk to hand


laugh
There must be something in it. I'm born in year of the dog and I quite like eating... cats.
Oops, I think I am a tiger.. laugh
Hi,biff:
Interesting blog! I belong to tiger ,born in '62. My father monkey .

Happy Monkey Year to you! wine
I'm a rat lol
But that was obvious
biff
I am a horse...and a double fire sign...wine
Not much been said about us Tigers.....
Tigers, considered to be brave, cruel, forceful, stately and terrifying, are the symbol of power and lordliness.

We eat Monkeys..and we like it.
Elegsa, I miscalculated again.doh I got it now: I'm a rabbit or cat. hug
Hiya Biff, wave apparently I'm a Tiger.

Read through the stuff and some most definitely don't fit. confused
i was born in the year of the tiger

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire. 'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar.

Gotta love this song, very upbeat dancing

Ps, a song that popped into my head, NOT a personal attack smoking
I was born in year of piggrin maybe that is why I have allergy to pork AND all other meatscheering cheering cheering 1947
Pat, you ARE a dog grin but you'll have to find your own ... cats, none in the horoscope for you.

Couple of tigers around, and they're a good match, so are horses.
Calleis, you're just reading descriptions and trying them on for size rolling on the floor laughing
Biff I'm a rooster.
Im going to have to check what they say about roosters.
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