Gypsytramp

Gypsytramp

Jul 2016

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Brussel Sprouts and Eejits

Eejit: "I hate brussel sprouts"

Me: "Why do you hate brussel sprouts?"

Eejit: "I don't hate brussel sprouts. They just have to be prepared a certain way"

Me: "How do you like brussel sprouts prepared?"

Eejit: "Why are you asking me that question? It's none of your business! Don't you have anything better to do?"

Me: "Sorry, just trying to make conversation. You brought up the brussel sprouts, I was trying to show some interest is all."

Eejit: "listen, I don't want to argue with you. You go pick your fight with someone else"

Me: "What are you talking about?"

Eejit: "I am too happy and enlightened to lower myself to arguing with people!"

Me: *wanders away and mutters, "what the f*ck am I doing with my life?"

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Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Gypsy, The humble brussel sprout is a source of fun, especially when an Eejit is involved....next week Avocados, the food of Athletes or a good ingredient in soap.

unlaoised●Twilight zone, Wicklow Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●1,614 Comments

Woop, you're back!! (even if it's in the company of brussel sprouts

)

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Hi Unloised! I have been released from CS prison. I live to fight another day. lol

pedalguy59●Burlington, Ontario Canada

Jul 28, 2016●2,000 Comments

I can cook em

A little softer the better.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Gyp, delete Biff'a post, just to prove the point

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Done, Molly.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

i'm so glad this isn't a blog about a brussel sprout running for president

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Brussel sprouts are only fit to occupy the office of Vice President, Free. I know all of these things because I am schooled in multiple areas of life.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

i believe anything is possible, a frightening thought. this reminds me of a Portlandia skit

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 28, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

Brussels for VP!!!

spam

«««Only placards available

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

youtube doesn't have this so you'll have to cut and paste

https://vimeo.com/115585199

the Celery Incident with Steve Buscemi

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

It's a scary thought but a brussel sprout might be the best choice for VP over here.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

and it's legal to eat a brussel sprout...if it came to that

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

omg...Free, I'm watching that video. It's hilarious!

And totally appropriate for this blog.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

lol it's great how the wife will do what is asked of her...

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

lol i love that show.

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Jul 28, 2016●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

I'd post a comment but you'll only delete it.

Oh well, it will keep you in practice. Enjoy.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Those two are so funny. I love that show too. I haven't watched it in awhile, though. Have you seen the documentaries that the Portlandia guy did? I watched a couple of those and they are so weird and so off beat.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Biff, I blame Molly.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

no, i haven't. did you see the one about the durian fruit?

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

How do they come up with that stuff? They are so funny

sands88●buckingham, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●52 Blogs●1,739 Comments

Hi GT, late to the party but I did watch Free's celery video, that reminded me of a Seinfeld skit, where something small is so magnified......got to love the wife....yeah, no problem dear, me and the bacon man...no problem.....but you haven't met him....so not a problem.......

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

http://www.veggieconnection.com/?gclid=CJemqJa6l84CFYskhgodlkoE8A

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Hi Sands! Great to see you! Yes, that whole thing was priceless.

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 28, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

LMAO! Free, is that a dating site for vegetarians?

Lord have mercy. I guess it's a niche market thing.

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 28, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

why did your peach thing remind me of Dream?

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Jul 28, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

My kitty sniffed the half-eaten pineapple...

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My kitty.......fainted

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robrt787●Somewhere, California USA

Jul 28, 2016●2,572 Comments

Hi pretty Gypsy,

I'd be glad to talk with you about Brussel sprouts, or Brussels without sprouts or anything you want. Heck, I'd be glad to just talk to you or be in the same room with you.

Bspoken4●My forest, Western Cape South Africa

Jul 29, 2016●7 Blogs●308 Comments

Me: I luv Brussel Sprouts. How does one successfully grow them?

freehand●freedom, Pennsylvania USA

Jul 29, 2016●31 Blogs●1,160 Comments

Dreamy, it's times like this that confirm my ability to pair people with dripping fruit.

Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain

Jul 29, 2016●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments

Free, Is that why I have melon juice dripping down my chin?

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 29, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

You all are making me hungry.

oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand

Jul 29, 2016●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments

Yep two Brussel sprouts and a long thick asparagus shoot covered in creamy cheese sauce

oldblue54●kaitaia, Northland New Zealand

Jul 29, 2016●76 Blogs●1,148 Comments

Better than bobbing for apples

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 29, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Bobbing for apples can be downright frustrating, for sure....

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 29, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

I'd prefer to bob for an apple than a Brussels Sprout

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 29, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Do brussel sprouts sink or float, Molly? just curious.

mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Jul 29, 2016●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

they float, Gyp

GypsytrampOP●Nederland, Colorado USA

Jul 29, 2016●33 Blogs●1,551 Comments

Molly, do you think it's easier to grab hold of a brussel sprout with the mouth, or an apple?

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