Why are steakhouse meals so big?

I'm eating on company expenses so decided to push the boat out and have a mixed grill and a pud yum

No chance. I couldn't even finish my grill, .if I bent forward right now food would shoot out my ears.

I'm a tall woman with a healthy appetite but it defeated me

Isn't there some happy medium between giant meals and dainty nouvelle cuisine?
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Unla.....laugh ....the nearest we get to an Alpha Male here on the blogs is Ian.....so i guess thats kinda sad.....rolling on the floor laughing
Is this bog where I tell the funny joke?
Have you tried to tell a joke to a person with absolutely
no sense of humour?blues
Oh the mealthumbs up It takes about an hour and a half for
ones stretched out stomach to dump 3lbs of food into
the intestines. Food for thought.grin
Ped...rolling on the floor laughing .....the first problem is.....they tend not to realise its a joke in the first place...
Not even close, Caly laugh
I've been starving myself lately for a sporting event, and I wake up sometimes to the smell of a phantom fry up (even though I haven't had one in a year.

What did you have for dessert?
* Looks at fruit salad with disgust.mumbling
Trying to build up your blog count?laugh
Not that funny ped

Not right now lol
And now my comments are vanishing altogether sigh
I have an urge for crème caramel sigh
Keep in mind, when women eat succulent desserts, it goes
straight to their thighs.laugh
or hazelnut meringue with strawberries and ice-cream.
*passes out.
Peds, it's where those thighs go afterwards is what matters wink
Shut up, Wiz! Same goes for men! laugh CT
Omg, doc! smitten
Yes Molly, but we don't want to be suffocated.uh oh
That's what snorkles are for Peds roll eyes
Breakfast will be pancakes syrup and bacon

I shall walk back to Scotland lol
Molly: Thanks for the visual(yikes)

Liz:Jeezus:uhoh:
Oh, I do like pancakes for breakfast daydream


I have them with yoghurt and fruit though

Not quite as decadent as yours laugh
Well I could just have fruit although it isn't a good breakfast, spikes your sugar lol

But I feel Nota wants me to have the full monty

Don't worry ped I won't eat for a week grin
Peds, nothing will satisfy you roll eyes
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Nom nom nom.
Molly I have earned the right to be full of myself.
Oh dear jaysus Peds, I'll get a hammer to you!laugh
Nota I will, the pancakes are dedicated to your success

What's the sporting event?
It's a duathlon.
My first and likely only one ever.
Tis grand really, just the diet a struggle.
biff. a pancake race......20 contestants ,loser gets to eat all the pancakes......with maple syrup.....yay yay yay rolling on the floor laughing go on wobbly have a go.....rolling on the floor laughing kiss hug
A business trip dancing travelling light, hope you remembered to pack - walking shoes in case of sight seeing op - tick, hat in case it turns cold - tick, charger for smart phone so you can reply to comments on your blog - oh ooh doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Z, that's just mean!laugh
Next time, Burger King, or McD. I like the big meals of steak houses. I want a 22 ounce prime rib every time. Yum.
Biff, Its all consumer and lifestyle choice to eat so much in one sitting. Slightly off subject but two old ladies died here last week, one was 105 the other 110 years old, says a lot about the food and portions here.
Nota wow good on you and let us know how it goes you should be keeping a blog diary of your progress?
Ken I don't even think we offer a 22 oz here I did see a 16 oz you need to pop down to sa sometime for the kg challenge eat a kilo of steak and drink a litre of beer and you get a free pudding lol

Blue but all the pics are so luvverly lol

KN no salad bar at that place :( and I couldn't face the brekkie. Still coasting on coffee lol and hoping to have an appetite again by tonight
Map but what size are the life-extending portions?
Biff...small!
With lots of veg
Lots of fish
Olives/olive oil
and red wine wine
That sounds extremely unhealthy to me snooty

And far too delicious to be good
And yeah apologies for bailing last night but I did indeed realise I had packed the wrong charger and yikes was down to 29% with an alarm function and a taxi to meet in the morning

When will they make a wind-up version of these things, like winding a watch?
Im pretty much done after a starter, let alone main and a pudding,....wine
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