A Politically Correct Holiday
This time of year we remember those persons who are no longer viable; we welcome those newly viable persons to celebrate their first season to be jolly.Gifts allegedly made by vertically challenged non gender specific persons are placed under a holiday tree adorned with colourful multi-cultural decorations.
Non-affiliated Reindeer, one nasally challenged lay peacefully in a neutral diorama that was once called a nativity scene prior to becoming offensive, lyrics of songs of the past are now seen as racially insensitive and we now simply nod at each other while sipping on a glass of non-alcoholic egg and lactate based beverages, Long gone is the scent of roasting Turkey bird, replaced by a vegetarian nut loaf made from organic and free range non guilt complex forming ingredients.
Mistletoe is now banned due to the unwanted invasions of personal space with the sole purpose of s*xual assault against the opposite gender.
As midnight approaches the tension increases, the great genial non gender specific bearded person requests permission to enter private abodes by way of chimneys, archaic pieces of coal for the bad and gifts for the good are placed under the holiday tree, provided this person is left a small token of non-alcoholic sherry or a non-animal suet based pie our genderless giver will be happy.
Happy Holidays
Comments (44)
I find (as a man) building rubble to be highly decorative, the musty scent of ancient walls is very festive.
It wont be long until your debris is gone, and as you are here we celebrate on the 6th of January, so have 2 days of it.
The first video is the nicest but I can't find it on youtube
My humblest apologies; You are absolutely correct. It's like calling a long nose pliers an side cutting pliers.
Mind you, on second thoughts; they are both bloody pliers.