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I have no friends and love cats. Am I intelligent now?

Missing man Scott van Zyl, a big game hunter & hunting website owner, has been found Inside two crocodiles Van Zyl who was regularly pictured next to the defenceless animals he'd shot & killed won't be pictured in front of the crocs that ate him as there isn't much left

Texas....and a few dozen other states. When a dog is rabid, all states and territories put them "to sleep". As with many of these largely beyond treatable human convicted murderers, drugs (coctails) are preferred. Liberals are making a fuss over the alleged "pain and suffering" these killers experience on the final gurney. Of course, compared to the suffering they caused their victims, and to the gas chamber, noose and electric chair, these objections are really below laughable. Six rifles, five cartidges. next topic, folks. Or two in the hat, as in many other enlightened (or otherwise) places. And it shouldn't take two decades, and cost tax payers millions, while victims families await justice in (difficult to treat) pain and grief. Aa.

I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently.

A few were:

Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each day.

The sink full of unwashed dishes and pans

Strange smell coming from my attic, I don’t have an attic that I know of.

Small disposable nappies all over the garden, and so much more.

Setting up a CCTV system I reviewed the footage taken the next day, the results shocked me.

The dirty laundry and dishes were put there by me! I must be sleep trashing the house.

The cats were turning on the heating, they also seemed to be running a whore house, a stream of Toms came through the window, and the females were all dressed in hotpants and boob tubes.

The Chicken was acting as the boss; she was wearing nappies so that her shite all over the floor didn’t give the game away.

I also saw a huge amount of what must be slave cats, the under stair cupboard had been turned into a chop shop, stolen wheelbarrows were being cut up for scrap.

Am I the only person to have discovered the secret world of cats and a chicken that thinks it’s a pimp?

Just yesterday, blogs raised concern about arrival of our dear hummingbirds. Here this morning, the Mrs. and Mr. arrived.Aa.

Like most people I have wall to wall carpeting inside my BBQ, I noticed that my Chicken (that was raised by cats) had been laying eggs on the carpet inside the BBQ, this morning I was shocked to find that the chicken had not only laid a couple of eggs but a kitten too.

Naturally I dashed inside to get my camera to record this evolutionary discovery and when I returned a cat was lying next to the chicken, this situation has me confused, did the cat lay eggs and a kitten or did the chicken lay eggs and a kitten.

I did think that as usual I had drunk far too much coffee and was seeing things, but photos never lie.

Any ideas?

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I wish Monkeys were able to tied some human to the tree , then observe their behaviour and decide whether they act like Monkeys or not. Unfortunately Monkeys don't have that power.? ]

The one difference between Chimps and Humans except looks. is that they learn alone, they answer all our questions but they ask nothing.?