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Here the senior cat wishes me to know the kitchen food bowl has strangely gone empty. The junior cat was going to tell me too, but the older one beat him too it.



Ever since I got out of the hospital this has been his behavior every night when I go to sleep. He never used to sleep in that spot. I think he is checking to see if I am hypoglycemic by sniffing for the acetone that would come out of my skin pores if I was. There is a group that trains 'sensor dogs' to bark incessantly if their owner has a low blood sugar level while sleeping. Hopefully the owner wakes up, or someone comes. My assigned visiting Nurse says I seem to have a 'sensor cat' who cares. Twice now he has awakened me in the middle of the night by slapping my face or gently biting my nose when my blood sugar dropped (well) below 40.

This is a re-enactment of course because normally the lights are off and I don't normally wear pajamas. :)

I guess we should call him a bully goat instead of a billy goat...

Goat terrorism...do they have WMD's (weapons of mass destruction)??

This morning I woke up to a cat pawing my face. Knowing that I don’t have a cat anymore, I realized that I was dreaming, I shoved him off the bed and went back sleeping.

When I was pawed in the face a second time, I woke up properly… and there was my lost cat. Incessantly moaning, jumping off the bed, walking to the door, and coming back to lament some more. And I realized that he wants his food.

Grumpily I got up, dressed, gave him some of his favorite dry cat food, and tried to make a cup of coffee. He sat their next to his bowl with an attitude of who’s going to eat this shit? Only then, I noticed how skinny he is. And his left ear is broken and torn. Grudgingly, I cut off a piece of steak from the meat I defrosted for the barbecue today. He devoured it in no time and I had to give him another piece.

But that cat is not the only thing that came back. Last night in the bath, I discovered that the wart I had removed about six weeks ago also appears to be coming back. It is still a bit small to be sure, but it seems that way.

If things really happen in threes, I’m in trouble. I have lost nothing else. All that can still come back to me is one of my ex wives.

Heavens behold! I’ll sue my lawyer for malpractice if it happens.


Have a peaceful Sunday.

To all my Portuguese com-padres.

There are are 8 million stories in this city.
And 1 point 5 million people.
Most of them are liars, but none of them will admit it.

Except me.

I lie like a sidewalk.

I lie like the other elderly people in the local Safeway.

AED in aisle 11.

Clear.



Special on Bar-B-Q in aisle 11.



Damn, don't I taste good.





I'm baaaaaack.

Why are people so cruel and disturbed in the world.

Ever since the news broke on the demise of Cecil the Lion, I am trying my best to get engulfed deep in emotions and trying to get sad, however I don't feel a tinge of any major and life changing sadness I am just being honest. However, what actually makes me sad is the realization that how misdirected people's emotions are. Almost a billion people everyday go hungry in one way or the other, seldom I would see a late night comedy host, Jimmy Kimmel in this Cecil case, shedding tears or getting choked up on the human misery of present.

Ok, I can acknowledge that Ceil had a celebrity status and he was a lion, but when I saw him play around his cubs, his interactions around his pride in general, his aimless wandering....all of it simply made me realize I am watching just another animal, and nothing special! Goats, cows, pigs, all pretty much do the same stuff, and, yes, they are not as good looking as Cecil, but nonetheless they all are animals. I see no distinction between a special breed of animal and not so special. We consume tons of animals everyday, cook them in spices and soups and whatnot, and then we have these powerful emotions to make this Cecil issue not only a national but a global one.

I wish only if all these protestors, big celebrities, leaders of different nations could invest half of as much interest as they expressed in Cecil in making the conditions of the poor better over lamenting the loss of an animal of "Iconic" status...what a load of lion's crap!

People love drama, protests, hanging out on the streets under the pretext of raising their voice against the so called injustice, but the same people can leave a hungry man go hungry and walk him by, sometimes insulting or dispensing a prudent advice for him to go and work but don't spare a dime. But OMG, if some good looking and famous lion has been killed, OMG, this event has turned their lives upside down. And instead of demanding the head of the so called Dentist hunter, demand your governments to go full throttle and use the military might to wipe out the real hunters of humanity like ISIS and to direct more food aid to the millions of people around the globe. Lions, elephants, pandas, goats, cows, chickens....just let them be where they are and how they are, dead or alive!

Too Much Work

Django, the Iraq war dog, reunited with SA handler after two years



Working side-by-side for 18 months, the two became inseparable and when Holland finished his contract with the AMK9 unit, he promised his furry friend that he would one day live with him in South Africa.




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Well... What shall we say to these things?... too cute, but dangerous and serious... I wonder who made these cupcakes? ...any ideas?

Police say dogs seeking cupcakes caused small stove fire

ALTOONA, Pa. (AP) — Police say dogs trying to get at a box of cupcakes left on top of a stove apparently started a small fire in a central Pennsylvania home.

The landlord tells police in Logan Township that he stopped by his tenants' home to let out the dogs about 8 p.m. Sunday.
That's when the landlord saw a small stove top fire and called firefighters.

Police say it appears the dogs were trying to get into the cupcakes and not only knocked off the stove's control knobs, they also turned on the stove, causing the fire.
The fire has been ruled accidental. Nobody was hurt.
Logan Township is near Altoona, about 85 miles east of Pittsburgh.

http://kdhnews.com/news/odd_news/police-say-dogs-seeking-cupcakes-caused-small-stove-fire/article_fb2f3804-beea-5f73-be3f-4d952334c16d.html