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A Hospital And A Hippy. A young girl, high on Mary Jane, wearing bellbottom jeans and flowers in her hair was found strolling around in the passages of a large hospital. It w...	1,231	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 17
The Oldest Profession A long time ago, somewhere in the Middle East, a certain man obtained the services of a veiled prostitute. He promised her a young goat as payment for...	1,330	61	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 13
Why don’t we just drop it now. CS is a great site; unequaled in its kind. None of us have the right to be here. It is a privilege. You will find no other site to offer what we have...	591	-	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 16
Now who took it! Come now! Out with it! Every morning I wake with an unshaven face. Somebody comes in the night to steal my shaven face. If this is to continu...	1,001	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 13
Free Airtime It is illegal of course, but then so many things are illegal in this world. There is no way they can trace you. You can only do this every seco...	1,063	39	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 13
To Bowl A Maiden Over This is not about cricket, but you will need to understand one or two cricket terms here. For the benefit of those not into cricket: a maid...	3,400	128	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	4 hrs ago
Something Terrible Happened Less than two weeks ago a 75 year old woman plunged 17 storeys to her death in a flowerbed. This happened at the retirement centre where my father now...	1,646	49	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 13
The Things I Miss In Summer I prefer summertime, but there are things about winter that I miss during summertime. Not just the steaming rich stews on rice and the aromatic thick...	759	26	0	Oct 2013	Nov 2013	May 13

The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Sometimes I can get myself in such awkward situations, by just trying to be kind. This happened earlier this year, in January, on the first day of the...	1,022	50	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 9
A Letter To An Old Friend. My dear friend, Of course you’re welcome to visit me here in Troll Land. No, don’t pay any attention to the foreign press; it is just propaganda. Th...	1,590	80	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 16
Making Perfect Children I have a bit of a headache this morning. I think there was something wrong with the fish. Or maybe it was the red tide that hit me when the cork came...	1,375	54	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 14
Three Little Pigs Reloaded Red Riding Hood, now 16, packed some cookies and a flask of tea in a picnic basket and went to visit her friends, the three pigs, now also a bit older...	1,500	46	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 17
Abbreviations. Reading blogs here on CS reminds me of reading a Frederick Forsyth novel. Although he was a great story teller, he had the knack to bore me at times,...	1,943	79	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 11
An Inside Job? I woke up this morning to find that 2 SMS's had arrived during the night. They were from my bank; informing me that the amount of R 1500.00 were withd...	1,381	48	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 10
Canine Expressions I know his bark is worse than his bite, but you are barking up the wrong tree to believe that a barking dog never bites. So don't dog around with the...	931	33	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 13
Red Is The Colour Ever wondered why fire engines are red? It is a question I had often asked when I was a child. The best I could ever get was that flames are red, but...	2,501	100	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 16
Smelling A Rat? One of our local universities has conclusively proved that rats actually hear with their feet. In a multimillion Dollar research project that lasted f...	847	25	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	10 hrs ago
In The Pound Seats Again! I received the following good news in my mailbox this morning. I am ecstatic with the wonderful news. My dearest....	618	20	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 12
The Frog And The Scorpion Is it not strange how our nature can dictate our actions, sometimes even against our better judgement. As they say here in Africa: “A leopard can chan...	666	38	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 13
A Fine Predicament My father will be celebrating his 86th birthday on the 29th of this month. Since five years ago he is the oldest living member of our family and this...	1,289	48	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 16
The Injustice Of Prejudice Somebody I did not like at all died last night, but it left me devastated. She was the wife of a good friend and neighbour. I have never liked her for...	880	42	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 9

The Scars Of Life Our souls are very much like motorcars. As we continue our journey through life we pick up scratches and dents. We develop bearing knocks and hums in...	1,319	55	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	23 hrs ago
Politics Defined It is important to your survival to understand the political model of the country you live in. Knowing how your government functions can greatly help...	838	30	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 10
A Special Gift… Or Is It A Curse. Ever since I was a child I had the unfailing ability to annoy and irritate the hell out of some people; and the worst of it is that I enjoy it. As wit...	2,507	84	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	7 hrs ago
Happiness is a full mailbox What a surprise I got tonight with a loaded mailbox when I logged on for he first time in a long while. I will reply to each of you during the course...	825	14	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 7
Do You Want To Be A Prince? No need anymore for your father to be a king. Simply marry a princess. Now, with the royals not marrying royals any more, there are countless opportun...	613	23	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	May 7
Baldness And Grey Hair The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me yesterday if I’m bald. No, I fear I do not have a p...	10,104	48	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	10 hrs ago
Playing Ball. Last week I purchased three items I thought I’d never own, but right now they are probably the most important things I had ever possessed; a soccer ba...	981	31	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	May 9
A Tax Problem A small synagogue was being audited by the IRS. The auditor was young and conniving, trying to make a name. The Rabbi was old and wise; been there, do...	2,098	79	0	May 2013	Jun 2013	31 mins ago
Monsieur De Bergerac, My dear fiend, At last I am truly free again. My captors have been evicted from my castle and kingdom, back to where they came from; a thousand mil...	2,272	43	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 16
A Royal Mess Princess Diana was murdered by the British MI6 because of her relationship with Dodi Fayed; a Muslim. Or so would some believe. It is said that the...	2,164	32	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 5

Occupational Hazards. The sea is a cruel employer. The one day he will give in abundance; just to send you home empty-handed the next. And the day when he decides to call i...	2,519	65	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 17
Formation Of A New Club Are you one of those people who just don’t care a damn? Well, then you are at the right place! I have just started a club for us. If you’re not intere...	1,737	64	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 17
The Facts About 777 Whereas the number 666 is very explicitly referenced in the bible, 777 is never mentioned. When trying to find an explanation, these were the most pop...	1,945	100	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 14
Cowboys Don’t Cry Life is not like in the movies. Here in the real world things don’t happen that way. I’m afraid cowboys do cry and heroes do die. Life is not easy;...	1,317	54	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 16
A Life Sentence A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby to...	1,435	52	0	May 2013	May 2013	11 hrs ago
To My Friend De Bergerac Cyrano, my dear friend, Times have changed. Since the revolt my captors had been transformed into more reasonable wardens and we have drafted a new...	2,468	87	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 17
Knowing What You Don’t Know To know what you don’t know is a far greater asset than knowing what you’re talking about. True, it will give you a much shorter range of topics to ta...	1,370	64	0	May 2013	May 2013	10 hrs ago
Catching A Crocodile There are two ways to catch a crocodile without getting eaten yourself. The first method is preferred by game wardens. You set out bait and you wa...	3,020	90	0	May 2013	Apr 2014	May 17
A Letter To Cyrano de Bergerac. My dear friend, this is day six of my captivity. I live under most appalling conditions and I’m starved to death. Two impostors, posing as my daughter...	1,976	49	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 13
A Word Of Thanks Ah, my dear CS friends, thank you for all the well wishes. It is very much appreciated. As for the two or three remarks with the hidden barbs in it, t...	2,310	73	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 5
Effective Government In England there are two dominant political parties; the Conservative Party and the Labour Party, each with about 40% of dedicated voter’s support....	1,009	32	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 5

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