Formation Of A New Club
Are you one of those people who just don’t care a damn? Well, then you are at the right place! I have just started a club for us. If you’re not interested then I don’t care a damn.I have applied for the registration of a club with internal revenue. I don’t care a damn if the reject it.
Constitution.
The name of this club will be ‘The Don’t Care A Damn Club’. If you want another name for it I truly won’t care a damn.
We will be meeting on the first Wednesday of each month. I won’t care a damn if nobody rocks up.
Membership fees will amount to $20 per year. If nobody pays up I shall not care a damn.
I will be lifelong chairman, secretary, treasurer and frankly, I don’t care a damn if you’re not happy with it.
There are 20 other stipulations to go in here, but I really don’t care a damn about it.
And if you care a damn about any of this then you don’t belong in the club. This club will probably never get off the ground, but then who cares.
Don’t worry; be happy!
Comments (64)
i wanna be treasurer. not fair you work with the money.
The last part of your comment makes you qualify. I'm looking forward to your subscritions. You will find my details with Paypal. Not that I care about it.
I think he will have more trouble than I getting his flock together.
Who cares?
If you care about trivial matters like that you care too much. Sorry, you don't qualify.
It seems that you have already started.
Don't be so materialistic. Caring about your own needs is just another form of care and my disqualify you. Eishh, if I continue like this I may have to resign as well.
He offered, didn't he? I mean a pledge is a pledge. I think you must take over as secretary, The subscritions are rolling in so fast, I cry all the way to the bank. I'm so busy counting money.
Not that I care, but it is so much hard work.
Another Club.
I belong to too many already, none of the popular one mind you.
Sorry, don't really care about it and stop spamming with your commercials.
Clubs may not show any profit.
How do you propose to apply membership fees?
A party every night?
Showered and dressed now. Will be leaving in about 40 minutes. Lets see what is potting here.
I cannot believe that they used fig leaves. They can be very irritating to the skin.
Yes, I'm fully aware of that. Any excess moneys will be syphoned off by myself, being lifelong chairman and treasurer.
He would hve been quite a catch. These star types can be so easily milked; if only the did not care?
That was very generous of you. I only demonstrates that you do sometimes care. I will have to review your membership status at the next AGM.
PS, mus run now. Cannot be late for therapy, can I? Not that I really care.
not that I care of course.
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I can count on membership?...
If I cared I would not be chairman around here.
Since you have subscribed to my boring newsletter I will remind you every few hours.
No problem. I have arranged for an stoporder on your bank account.
Yes I saw your name on the membe's list, but your club fees are four years outstanding. I have arronged for a stop order on your account too. I know you won't care.
That reply qualifies you for lifelong free membership. However, a $20 yearly admin fee will be levied. First payment due now.
Shut up your face. Do yo want EVERYBODY to know?