A Hospital And A Hippy.
A young girl, high on Mary Jane, wearing bellbottom jeans and flowers in her hair was found strolling around in the passages of a large hospital. It was the in the bloom of the hippy era and the Vietnam war was taking critical proportions. She had a Ban-The-Bomb sign around her neck while carrying a large Stop-The-War poster mounted on a stick.A nurse stopped her.
Can I help you? This is restricted area.
Is this the fraternity ward?
The what? Oh, do you mean the maternity ward?
That’s it, Yes. I need to find an obstruction.
No, we don't… Oh you mean an obstetrician?
Whatever. Can I see one.
Why do you want to see him?
I have not demonstrated for three months and I think I’m stagnant.
Eish, the tongue can get so tied up with all these big words and Mary Jane do not contribute anything to alleviate the confusion.
Enjoy your day out there
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Enjoy your weekend.
One big love in---
The first girl I went out with was named Mary Jane, her younger sister was named Baby Jane.
What part did you understand. I only caught the Mary Jane part.
I glad you're not stagnant. I would have insisted an a vanity case.
Scott McKenzie did it, if I remember right.
Eishh, I have such a lot of mail in my inbox. I must really delete some of them to make place for the new ones.
Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
The true flags be flying
Have wonderful afternoon
I'll double check it. You have a good day too.
Yes, a beautiful song indeed.
Liked it. Jolly good then.
I told you a hundred time I cannot understand Greek. I speak Afrikaans and English and all the rest is Greek to me. Can you please translate this to English. I tried Google but it only returns Cyrillic characters.
accoutrements = accessories/clothes
saxicolous = one who lives under a rock
penultimate = means second to last - as in LOSER
BTW, I googled them, this wouldn't be my normal vocabulary in every sense.
I mean your blog is so funny I'm laughing
I will tell her when I see her again.
Looks like I'm not the only one who forgot to take my little pink tablets this morning.
Monkey weed is for the monkeys.
you were sure lucky to have been schooled.
My teachers set our school on fire when I was in the sixth grade to get rid of me.
I don't know, but while still in hospital he/she would could certainly have been Baby Jane.
And I still wonder: What happened to Baby Jane?
It would seem so. And it appears to be contagious.
we all are guilty of becoming tongue tied at times ..
a cause usually for much laughter
How are you today ?
Just comes to prove; never smoke Mary Jane.
I'm in tip top condition. Thanks.
I can understand that girl, very well. I do that always when I write in English.. I'm always getting my tucking mord fwisted. .. it is a blind mown.!!
my friend, mife is a listery..
You've been in France for too long now. You speak like a frog.
No, the going is bad. If you can deposit another US$1000 in the same account I wont tell your two girlfriends about each other.