Abbreviations.

Reading blogs here on CS reminds me of reading a Frederick Forsyth novel. Although he was a great story teller, he had the knack to bore me at times, causing me to skip a few pages from time to time. But his plots were so good; you had to see the end out.

So what was it that bored me? yawn It was his elaborate use of abbreviations and acronyms when explaining inner workings and hierarchy of government agencies like the CIA, hole the FBI, the KGB, the Mossad and what all. All riddled with abbreviations for the various departments and their heads. detective And repeated word by word in every book.

Maybe I’m exaggerating a bit now, but in every third or fourth blog (or comment) that I read there is an abbreviation. And I never know what it means. dunno Oh, I get the gist of the story, but I always wonder what it stands for and I feel too silly to ask every time.

So far I have only mastered one of them for it speaks for itself.applause

So WTF do all the others mean?blushing

For a change we have a sunny day with almost no wind. If the wind holds, I'll be getting the crew together. This is a day to go to sea. The fish are waiting for us.

Enjoy this lovely Wednesday.
cats meow cats meow

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Hello Cat,

I recall reading about the Kennedy's...and there was a lot of abbreviations for organisations that I was not familiar with. I had to refer to references at the back of the book repeatedly... It took me a very long time to read the book.

However, I try to refrain from using them myself. I struggle with textese too.
I too faced the similar problem when I joined this site and I had to ask my friend here, to explain what each one means Some people just take it for granted that all will understand what they write JMOlaugh
Hi Abagail,
Yes, the over-elaborate use of abbreviations in a book can be frustrating and cumbersome. However, I can understand the use of abbreviations here on CS. A lot of members use their phones to log on and I find it a nightmare to send even a short SMS. frustrated I'm too used to a full sized keyboard.
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Hi India,
Exactly, but what on earth is JMO? confused

See what I mean?
laugh laugh
My idea of light reading is history, theology, psychology books... so you can imagine how I struggle with anything that isn't precisely written. It's almost like I am learning a new language.
@ Catfoot - JMO = just my opinion..... professor
Aba,
I don't think I could have expressed myself any better. And history is my pet subject.

Actually, with my short term memory now going for the dogs, I live in history.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hans, why don`t you ask a quizz of Abbreviations?laugh
@ India = that would be too easy.... laugh
Morning Hans!

What's there down under? Afternoon?

Thanks, Now I know two.

How's the treasure hunting. The other day I read about a fella in the USA who unearthed a old Mississippi steam boat on dry ground where the river used to be! He must have hit the jackpot there.
cheers
Hi Hans,
These remind me of one we used in the army. It is probably in use elsewhere too.

NAAFI: No ambition and F-All interest. rolling on the floor laughing

Used mainly towards the end of a tour when nobody was prepared to stick their heads out! laugh
@ Catfoot - laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .... also

KISS = keep it simple, stupid

and

CDS = common dog sense


....... laugh grin cool
I treat them like a Hans quiz, I know all of them now & some I've worked out may even be right laugh wave
In the electrics field there is a little rhyme to remember the sequence of the colour code used on resistors, but I'm not going to repeat it here; rolling on the floor laughing given our turbulent past in this country. I must add that it did not originate here. I have come across it overseas as well!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I think everybody in electronics know it!
Hi Z,

Are you telling me that I'm not alone in my quest? laugh But I'm sure you used one the other day that I don't know.

BTW

I think it was you.confused
HANS you are not only the quiz master but also the master of abbreviations thumbs up
@ Z - Hi Mate...... all the modern abbreviations are easy to look up on the internet under the 'Urban Dictionary' tag.... grin cheers
@ Catfoot - I do hobby electronics but I still use the resistor chart..... I haven't heard of your method.... you can always mail it to me Mate..... cheers
@ India - Your too kind, Girl... blushing .. but I don't see myself as such..... grin cool dunno hug
Urban Dictionary?

I just had a quick look now.help

Eishh, so many entries, I won't know where to start.confused
Hans, where's the fun if you look them up confused besides I'd only forget them laugh

Cat, the only one I tend to use is IMO, and I got that from Non who suggested you get less grief if you add it after a comment as it shows it's just your opinion & not a statement of fact, reading some of the blogs of late it should be used a lot more often as I see a lot of opinion & very little fact laugh
Hans,

You've got me blocked, but if you send me a mail, the channel will open. So if you want it, just drop me a mail and I'll forward it to you.

Quite funny it is too!laugh (the rhyme now)
@ Z - Another common one is BRB = be right back..... used mostly in chat whan you need to duck away to the loo or answer the phone etc..... professor grin cheers
@ Catfoot - OK I will unblock and send a mail ASAP ...... LOL....

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Z,

That's the one! Ok, Now I've got that one too! Thanks.

By the way, what happened to Non? I have not seen him since coming back from holiday. Maybe he started smoking.laugh
@ Catfoot - I unblocked you but when I tried to send mail to you I got this message:

Your message cannot be sent:
This member is not accepting mail or flowers outside of their own area.

dunno confused
Cat\Hans laugh rolling on the floor laughing this is what happens when you seal your mailbox so tight not even a gecko could get in, think of all the mail you're missing from 20 something girls desperate for your bodies wow laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh
@ Z - laugh rolling on the floor laughing ... I wasn't even aware that SA was blocked because all the other countries were unblocked... doh
Hans,

I just checked my settings. You should get me. I don't understand this.confused

I tried you again too and same message. Perhaps you have a block on messages from males? dunno

Otherwise I'll try to get somebody else to pass it on to you.
But Z,

I have nothing blocked. I get mail regularly. I don't understand it at all!confused
@ Catfoot - Yes I had females only checked instead of 'both'.... all fixed now, maybe you could try again, Mate... grin cool
will do so now!thumbs up
Cat
I think it's something with the young generation today
dunno dunno
BTW, FYI I hope you have a great day!! Hey, that was pretty neat
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Dan, it's not just the youngsters, things like TTFN are older than even me laugh

By the way it's good of you to think of Cat's health, BTW FYI, breakfast this Wednesday, fill your intestines thumbs up wave
@Zman-grin grin grin
ok Danny,

I've seen both in the blogs, but WTF do they stand for?laugh
Also struggle with that and for some reason my son is sometimes unwilling to translate it for me...so maybe some of it is not so nice dunno
hi Ekself,

Eishh, the generation gap! I would have to ask my grandson! rolling on the floor laughing
Thank you for bringing this up. I am not using English in my daily language, so this can be pretty hard for me. I am not good in abbreviations, nor am I good in what sort of illness you talk about when sick. I've said it before on here, use the whole word or I struggle. I know the phone thing, but that does not make it easier for me to get what you say or write...
I still struggle. I hope people can understand this now and help us who are not speaking fluently English. Please think of us too. I do understand the most of what you guys say, but when I struggle I too find it hard to ask every time. Thank you for this blog Catfoot!
@ Catfoot -

BTW = by the way

FYI = for your information

......grin professor
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