Abbreviations.

Reading blogs here on CS reminds me of reading a Frederick Forsyth novel. Although he was a great story teller, he had the knack to bore me at times, causing me to skip a few pages from time to time. But his plots were so good; you had to see the end out.

So what was it that bored me? yawn It was his elaborate use of abbreviations and acronyms when explaining inner workings and hierarchy of government agencies like the CIA, hole the FBI, the KGB, the Mossad and what all. All riddled with abbreviations for the various departments and their heads. detective And repeated word by word in every book.

Maybe I’m exaggerating a bit now, but in every third or fourth blog (or comment) that I read there is an abbreviation. And I never know what it means. dunno Oh, I get the gist of the story, but I always wonder what it stands for and I feel too silly to ask every time.

So far I have only mastered one of them for it speaks for itself.applause

So WTF do all the others mean?blushing

For a change we have a sunny day with almost no wind. If the wind holds, I'll be getting the crew together. This is a day to go to sea. The fish are waiting for us.

Enjoy this lovely Wednesday.
cats meow cats meow

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@Cat- Wow!!wow wow your getting the hang of it.
doh doh
Sorry Cat I forgot to put this in my comment, here you do my friend.laugh hug teddybear hug
Hi Wel,

Did you enjoy your walk? Soon it will become difficult. Thanks for the nice afterthought!

And no need to thank me Wel, It is a free service I render in the interest of a better mutual understanding! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
wine hug
Nice one Z,

You're doing much better than I in this!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Daniel,

All said and well, I still don't know what is BTW. Breakfast this Wednesday is not all too convincing; especially in view of where it came from! grin laugh
@ Catfoot - Scroll up and look what I wrote last.... doh
Thank you Hans,

Oh, BTW and FYI: IMO people cannot spell or are to lazy to type, but WTF! It is JMO.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@ Catfoot - I think you got the hang of it ...... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
@ Catfoot - OP = original poster.... the person that started the post..... professor cheers
@ Catfoot - you are the OP of this blog.... grin
Hans!

Just as well I did not express my guess on it. In my definition I would have made a big OP out of myself. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Right here and in front of everybody. laugh
My respect my friend. Whether means it if again on fishing it is necessary to wait for you long? You force friends to worry for you.crying
Hi Hansdoh whooops... F- sure here we go again!
do we know at least one word strarting with F which does not carry that profound sense?
uh oh
@ Aisha - fun, foxy, fantastic, fishing, friendly, Friday, forum, ...... just a few..... grin cool hug
Reminds a of a leprosy sufferer telling a friend about a card game the night before.

And he said: "While johnny was dealing his whole hand fell off and ILMAO"
Hi Aisha,
And exactly who are the Dinosaurs? laugh
I hope that you will protect yourselfhandshake
rolling on the floor laughing lol Cat, u so funny, have u tried this just now?laugh
@ Aisha - Oooops, that was a slip of the keyboard, Girl..... doh my bad.... scold blues ..... grin hug
Cat, they could not txt on bry - that was their main problem I guessuh oh laugh
what do u mean by slip Hans? to type Friday u gotta make 5 slips at leastuh oh laugh
@ Aisha - Typing is a little like stairs, no-one just slips down one stair........ laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing .... hug
Ummka,
I am very careful when I go to sea; for when you lose your respect for the sea it will kill you. Pronto!scold professor
Lol.. are u after a ????!!!.... I go get security Cat... brb!devil rolling on the floor laughing


here is another one. What is bry? dunno confused
there was Fo:k in brackets, dunno it dissapeared by some reasonblues laugh ok hope I got my joke..hug wave
*u got my joke.... Hans!!!! its contageoussuper rolling on the floor laughing
Hans,
I know what you mean; it's like the domino effect.
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@ Aisha & Catfoot - Goodnight guys..... have fun...... yawn sleep
See you Hans and thank you for your patronage.
Your input was appreciated as always.wave wave
laugh laugh
CS blogs will never seize to amaze me. I had a completely different blog prepared for today, but this morning, because I hoped to go fishing, I dished up this one in 10 minutes flat; not wanting to abandon a 'well prepared' blog. I cannot help wondering if my original (copied and pastedrolling on the floor laughing) blog would have been so well received. confused
laugh laugh
shock I understand you understand ... a while and suddenly ceased to understand...grrrrr...

doh OMG! WTF... TWIS! dunno MH!- WFW... mumbling NOH..(jmo)


Hi all kiss (hak... rolling on the floor laughing )
Hi Foti,
Now you have me all confused again. rolling on the floor laughing Just when I thought it was safe out in the open.

OMG! TWIS! MH! NOH.. What are the all?confused
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
And I missed WFWconfused
This a teenage world! I wonder what their children and grandchildren will do to annoy them?
Hi Ed,
Quite so, but I have learned to take it in my stride. I just battle to keep up. laugh The world has changed a lot in the last 50 years. If I listen to how my grandson talks to my daughter I can only walk out to water the garden!sigh
Hans,
I don't know if you will get this tomorrow, but if you do, Google the first six words of the rhyme I gave you. You'd be surprised with the results!
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Hi Bspoken,
Hell, what a comprehensive list!
It will take some reading.
Thanks man!applause applause
cheers handshake
Oh Bspoken,
In a more serious tone I would like to extend my most sincere condolences to you regarding the looming demise of your team this coming weekend during the annual shark-slaughter derby.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Kidding! May the best team win. This year we have undoubtedly the best two teams fighting for the crown!
cheers cheers

PS
I won't cry too much if the Sharks win; I was born out that way, but that was when Natal was still the last outpost of the British Empire.laugh
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