Now who took it!

Come now! Out with it! Every morning I wake with an unshaven face. Somebody comes in the night to steal my shaven face.very mad If this is to continue I may have to enlist the aid of a security company.

This is getting out of hand now. My aging body is running out of resources and battling hard enough to keep my head covered as it is. With the additional strain of having to replace the stubble on my face every morning it is fighting a losing battle. blushing

So, if you are the culprit, please stop it now.scold

And will whoever took the plunge also return it no later than Thursday please.rolling on the floor laughing

To conclude; an interesting bit of news from South Africa. In the Cape Town High Court yesterday a government official was fined the total amount of R10,001.00 for calling Jacob Zuma an ‘Incompetent Fool’. That was R1.00 for insulting the State President and R10,000.00 for divulging a state secret.tongue
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Cat

I think I need my decaff cause I didn't understand
a word you saidconfused
Hi Bung,
Hmm, you would not.detective It is a coded message that can only be deciphered if you have the key. hole 128 bits encrypted.
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Ok! check mate, to king 2, overdetective
Cfoot: It was me my loyal. I only did it, cause i luv yah! motorcycletongue
Then they say you must have hair on your teeth!laugh

Hi Del
How's the weather in Paris. It is a glorious sunny day here. Not a cloud in the sky and not a breeze of wind.

Did you know we also have a Paris here in SA. A small little one-horse town. So small that every hour nothing happens there and it continues for three hours. Effectively leaving a double overlap of nothing. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Bung, I did not skip you. I probably forgot to press the 'post' button. I said good move.thumbs up I never even saw it. It was a smothered mate of kinds.
I can solve two problems for you this afternoon professor wow

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Don't rub it in Cat, it's lousy here. Colder and wet. help

There is also a fool as president here too. I wrote to him a month ago to let him know in case nobody told him, he didn't write back to thank me. Not only a fool, an ungrateful one. laugh
What is this world coming to. confused cheers
Z,
My beard is not of such nature to do that. However I had some success in growing my eye brows and combing it backwards. Not totally satisfactorily, but better than nothing.
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Del,
Politicians and Diplomats seldom see eye to eye.
What has happened to real Statesmen. At least they worried about the next generation. Politicians only worry about the next election.
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Cat

Somebody keeps stealing my razors and shaving cream, whoever this is, your an "Incompetent Fool"doh doh Oh Oh!! now I'm going to get fined.....
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wow Godaniel: Are you alright, hun? Talking to yourself again!. . . hug Peace my king!
This unshaved face, has it got any gray in the unshaved areas? Just wondering...laugh hug teddybear
Angel,
yes, maybe it is on my side.rolling on the floor laughing
If you come home late again I'm gonna lock you out.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Danny,
I noticed our president is so cleanly shaved lately. You may be onto something.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hmmm? Maybe Wel, maybe!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
@Cat.....rolling on the floor laughing laugh grin
I thought you might add our PM in all the high court judgemnets, for he is IMO an incompo fool too.grin
Now about this missing hairconfused strange things happen in your neck of the woods.comfort
Hi Danny.
Not a laughing matter, Danny. This is serious stuff.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Cathandshake

i read it and almost believe that a politician paid for the true. doh incompetent is not enough...If he had called him "competent corrupt", i am sure it would be the other way around.
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innocent Cfoot: Sorry! Ive been a sleep. Anywho! Lock me out! Uh, I do have a key, to the house. And a pass, to get in the security gate. Do you know that?
Hi Cat ..i'm just home from work a short while ago ,so i'm just stopping by to say hi :-)

how are you today ? hug wine
Hi Boggie
We have been conditioned to corruption now. We don't notice it any more. Accepted as the norm.rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Angel.
I had the locked changed and the pass cancelled. You better be home soon! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Serenity
I'm fine today, thanks for dropping in. Enjoy the evening ahead. Even if it is at home.
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giggleCFoot: Now! You been dreamning again! Locks changed? Anywho! I'll be home to you tonite. As soon as my date is over. blushing Wait up for me! hun. So we can sit around, to laugh and talk. It will be fun. . .
Promise? Cross your heart?
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Hi Catfoot,

I was wondering this morning. So you've been the one taking away all my cosmetics and creams..! But they don't take the hair away...dunno
dancing Cfoot: Yeah! promise & cross your heart! "dancing dog Have i every lied to you before? "
Thankyou Cat ,
you too hug wine
Good night Serenity. sleep well
i'm not going to sleep yet for another while ..it's only 9.30pm grin oh , and my eye is fine again thanks for asking cool laugh
how did your day go Cat ? conversing wine
Hi Serenity,
Somehow I cannot sleep again. I'm sorry I missed you. You are probably asleep now.
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hug

i'm still here ...i'll be turning lights out in half hour or so thumbs up

are you ok ?
Yeah, I have unexpected visitors for the week and somehow I am not happy about it.
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ok,,lets take your minf off unwanted visitors ... what can we do in the next half hour to cheer you up what would you like to talk about ? conversing grin
Nothing much. I have to get up in four hours anyway. I might as well stay up. dancing dancing Maybe I must turn up the music to wake them too.devil I have earphones on now.laugh
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yeah.. blare some heavy metal at them head banger laugh

if you're awake , they should be awake too thumbs up laugh

whatever is affecting your sleep is affecting mine too ..moping I haven't slept properly for a week now blues yawn I don't know what's wrong with me dunno
Normally I fall asleep immediately. I don't know what is up the last few days. But on second thought, I don't want to wake them. Just now they get up and then I would have to keep them company.grin doh
yes ..on second thoughts , probably best to be as quiet as you can .. at least you have peace and quiet right this second hug

well I was still awake at 4.26 am this morning -then I has to get up at 8am this morning and teach 6 sessions to staff regarding infection Control !

As much as I hate to leave you dear man ,I better try and get some sleep ...I have a lot of patients waiting on my tender nursing care in 7 hours time .

Chat soon --nite nite wave hug
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I know I cannot always have what I want, but that does not make me want it less. Otherwise I’m easy to please, flexible, accommodating and forgiving. I cool down as fast what I get cross. I hate it when people lie to me. I’m hooked to my laptop, but [read more]

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