A Special Gift… Or Is It A Curse.
Ever since I was a child I had the unfailing ability to annoy and irritate the hell out of some people; and the worst of it is that I enjoy it. As with all other things that I enjoy, I practice it well and through the years I had honed it into a fine art.When people use resources and dedicate blogs to me in revenge, so much sweeter it becomes for it only underlines how effective I am. As they say in show business: There is no such thing as bad publicity. The worse it is, the more people will get to know about it and thus the better the exposure.
And being the vain bastard that I am… Ah shut up, Catfoot! That is enough of that for now.
Oh me, oh my! My dear friend Simmo, you cannot just shift your responsibilities down onto me. I do not merit such honour and do not have the expertness or the experience for such an honoured position. The only experience I have in any sort of a leader’s position was when I was class captain in grade 1 and I have a notion it was only to stop me from crying for my mother.
But while we are at the topic of humus excreti, we also have these surfboard riding fossils in my country, but luckily - due to a lack of decent waves - they are in the minority.
Anyway, as per usual, I’m talking too much again. So to all you fellow trolls and mobsters out there - look around, stay alert and remember to take your little pink pills. Those leprechauns are lurking everywhere; just waiting to strike.
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Back with Vengeance I see.
You humble me with your mind words, thank you
But alas I am just a part timer nowadays.
There are many good people here, but, unfortunately there are some who just can not help themselves.
I won't tell you to ignore those who wish to bring you and others down (that would be hypocritical of me, as I never ignored them).
So I'll just say keep doing what your doing and may God have mercy on their souls.
Mind was supposed to be kind.
Bloody auto correct and predictive text.
So it should have read
I am humbled by your kind words.
Catch you and all the other good folks around soon.
Yes it is nice to be back. I've been away for too long. But it was a good holiday as well. The only downside is that I'd just be eating Kudu & springbok meat for the next six months and one get fed-up with eating the same thing after a while.
Yes, I've been away for that long. So many new faces, but don't get me wrong. I'm not here to irritate people. I just want to write blogs and mind my own business, but somehow some people don't like my style of writing. Or maybe it is the topics they don't like.
Stick around baby, I'll make you famous!
Keepig fine? Good show. I have not had the time yet to read some blogs, but will start shortly again, as soon as things are back to normal here my side. I'm missing a lot of old faces. Where is everybody? Married perhaps?
You ain't seen nothing yet baby!
Grand to meet you.
Good to see you. Hell, so many new faces. It's almost like being on another site.
I spent a few weeks with a friend on a hunting farm in Namaqualand. Plenty of hunting and campfire stories to tell, but the vocabulary of such stories will get me banned instantly.
Well, maybe you're just a natural in some things.
Anyhooos, have a good weekened everyone, that's what I'm planning on doing.
Thanks KN, heres to a good weekend.
Who says drama is only for women?
Ah thank you. it is great to be back again, chatting to all my old friends - and one or two new ones. Yes, I intend to enjoy my week end too. Actually at the present I enjoy life as never before. Life can be so beautiful!
I'm starting now with heading home and looking forward to a nice evening.
Catfoot, Luke and everyone, to a good weekend.
You've been in very short supply even before I left. It is so very good to hear from you again.
I cannot understand it I've been gone for quite a while and yesterday I posted a short blog just to say hello to all my old friends and immediately it solicited a snotty blog in response. It would seem that the man is obsessed with me. Well, if he wants to dish it out, I also have a pot full of gruel.
"You know, someone was complaining about how quiet it was on the blogs lately and I almost responded by saying it's the lack of drama"...
I was thinking the same myself!
Now we have a new "entertainer" - can't wait to be entertained!
You are too sharp for me. It took me a long time to work out the meaning of "Eedjit". And when eventually I caught on - remember, English is a second language to me - it left me almost wetting my pants. I love the word!
But I have not internet...
Only my phon...
Hi Cat! ! ! !
No I don't speak French, but I understand a litle (not much) of it. Same with German, Italian ansd Portuguese.
I live in South Africa and here the whites (and many blacks) speak ostly Afrikaans. It developed from French and Dutch, with a little English influence as well. It is fairly close to Dutch and we can converse with each other in our own languages and understand each other. I have found Flemish to be the closest to Afrikaans.
And don't be too thrilled about a "new entertainer", I can get very boring at times.
You look as ravishing as ever. Oh, if I only lived in Spain.
Thanks for enlightening about your languages
it was great to see you return last night
how are you today ?
No sweat about explaining. Being a lecturer I've been doing it for most my life. It happens without thinking. i should stop it.
As I said, I can be a bit of a bore at times.
Visit you both? Of course dear. Here in Africa it is common practice.
Yes, thankyou for your comment yesterday too. I hope you got my acknowledgement for that last night.
Great to be back
If you intend to visit at least 2 women here in Spain, why not organise a lecture for you and see many of them?
Calling you eedjit may be easier than this monolith you have for a name, but dreamer as I may be, I cannot comfortably call somebody an eedjit. I think I must simply shorten your name to Cailin.
Anyway, I'm having something here tonight with my local friends to celebrateb my return and my first guests have arrived and I should be going now. I will drop in again later.
I present Computer Sciences at one of our local universities, but I have been on extended sick leave for the last two years. I will be returning to my chair shortly as I received a clean bill of health just today.
I'm glad that you are glad to be back
Have a lovely evening with your friends and congrats on your wonderful recovery
Hmm, ready to rock, but still unable to roll. Hope to be rolling soon too.