A Special Gift… Or Is It A Curse.
Ever since I was a child I had the unfailing ability to annoy and irritate the hell out of some people; and the worst of it is that I enjoy it. As with all other things that I enjoy, I practice it well and through the years I had honed it into a fine art.When people use resources and dedicate blogs to me in revenge, so much sweeter it becomes for it only underlines how effective I am. As they say in show business: There is no such thing as bad publicity. The worse it is, the more people will get to know about it and thus the better the exposure.
And being the vain bastard that I am… Ah shut up, Catfoot! That is enough of that for now.
Oh me, oh my! My dear friend Simmo, you cannot just shift your responsibilities down onto me. I do not merit such honour and do not have the expertness or the experience for such an honoured position. The only experience I have in any sort of a leader’s position was when I was class captain in grade 1 and I have a notion it was only to stop me from crying for my mother.
But while we are at the topic of humus excreti, we also have these surfboard riding fossils in my country, but luckily - due to a lack of decent waves - they are in the minority.
Anyway, as per usual, I’m talking too much again. So to all you fellow trolls and mobsters out there - look around, stay alert and remember to take your little pink pills. Those leprechauns are lurking everywhere; just waiting to strike.
Comments (84)
welcome back... and good to see your blog rolling !!
regarding pills, I don't know. i prefer a shot of whiskey....
Nice to meet you
keep on blogging!
Wish you all the best with your recovery. By looking at all the comments, I see you have made quite an impact today.
No my friend, no shock; a welcome relieve. I’ve been wanting to return to work for a long time. Remember, my sick leave was exhausted a long time ago. Though, I do not expect to go back before the new academic year as there is nothing for me to do now. Unless if one of the professors die unexpectedly, which is not very unlikely, taken into account the average age of my colleagues. I’m the youngster amongst them.
No, not deleted. Merely move out the way. No blogger may have more than one blog on page one. You will find it if you look for it. I have never deleted a blog.
found it
so are we going to at least get a "g" rated account of your trip
Yes, but that was a lifetime aga and by the grace of God a very mild one. I have recovered from that and that was not the reason for my absense. Thaks for dropping in buddy.
Nice meeting you too. Such a lot of new faces tonight, I hope I can remember you all; given the senility that comes with my age.
I'm sure I have seen your name before. Mind you, I have never seen so many South Africans on my blog before. I hope I don't disappoint you. As they say: A prophet is never honoured in his own land.
Quite the contrary. I reckon you're a force to be reckoned with
She was the goddesss of wisdom; without a mother and made out of the brains of her father. Her Greek equivqlent was Athena. As I said earlier tonight: You ain't seen nothing yet.
No girl, just the grey ordinary guy using the cheapest deodorant on the shelve.
Congadulations? On what girl? And stay healthy? Eishhh. My father is 86 now and still driving his own car. He's going to be the first man in my bloodline in fourteen generations to make a century and I intend to be the second.
All cattiness aside... it's nice to see you back.
Thanks for dropping in. You must talk to that fellow countrymman of yours. He's giving Aussieland a bad name as people may think all Aussies are like him and I know they're not.
Mind you, I don't know how you're going to do that as he's making his statements without taking comments. Just like a small dog barking at the top dogs and the run away when they look his way.
As for him not allowing comments... that just makes his behaviour worse. I really don't know what to say, Cat...
I'm sorry, I should not have picked in you. Do forgive me.
Anyway, it is bed time for me. See you around. I still rate you as one of my special friends here on CS.
Sleep well.
I also enjoy annoying and irritating people
I don't have any pink pills mine are blue, I like to call mine "Happy Pills"
2 hours ago
"Hi Abagail,
Thanks for dropping in. You must talk to that fellow countrymman of yours. He's giving Aussieland a bad name as people may think all Aussies are like him and I know they're not.
Mind you, I don't know how you're going to do that as he's making his statements without taking comments. Just like a small dog barking at the top dogs and the run away when they look his way."
Perhaps Waf doesn't have the ease of conversation that you apparently possess, however, Waf is esteemed as a man, which does seem to elicit a rather petty and vindictive reaction from 'men' such as you.
Something tells me you spend more time trying to convince yourself of your own worth, while he knows his.
Oh by the way, Waf, and Parti before him, don't give Australians a bad name. But YOU, with your saccharine drivel, give the impression that South Africans SA men are .... lacking.
Hope your party is going well!
Ah, those blue pills also work, but they are not as effective as the pink pills.
It would seem that I have totally misjudged you. I never thought that you would associate yourself with such behaviour. Especially since you have appointed yourself as a moderator here on CS.
You’re right. I envy you and your cronies; I wish I was as delightful a person as the pair of you. Yes, I lack in many things, but mercifully not in decency, but then I suspect that it is a word you don’t understand too well – given your latest outburst.
But over and above all I sense a very lonely person in you. Maybe you should work a bit on your self-esteem and cut that cup of vinegar in the morning out of your diet. It tends to make one very sour all day long.
I can say you have a way of keeping the suspense going...? You already have 75 comments and you haven't said anything yet.
It's 9.40 am here, in sunny Spain, and I am biting my finger nails...
As you mentioned a couple of times: "I ain't seen nothing yet".
I am waiting to see "something" soon.
Thanks for the info about what type of lectures you give.
Thanks also for having done some personal research regarding the Goddess Minerva.
Aye lass, you (and apparently somebody else) have misunderstood me.
When I said "You ain't seen nothing yet", I was not referring to anything to happen in this blog. I was hinting (very much tongue in the cheek) about blogs to come. I really don't enjoy this load of verbal diarrhoea aka taurus excreta aka humus excreta any more, but I’m not going to sit and listen to it without defending myself.
Ah, with regards Minerva – no special research here - It comes from my unfathomable pool of useless information I cart around in my head. Mocking with myself again. I take the mickey out of everybody; myself included.
It seems that some people want to condemn me for defending myself while overlooking the fact that he's the instigator every time. Especially in view of the fact that once the blog has done the damage it is deleted to remove the evidence thus making him look like the victim.
CS should make it impossible to edit or delete blogs/comments once it is posted.
You sure didn't make an innocuous come back on CS, Cat.
Good to see you back, even at the risk of my visit occuring the wrath of the Gods.
You survived and you appear in good spirit, that's the main thing.
Your predicament remains me of a video, Even Pigeons Go to Heaven.
Wish you have a great weekend
Fancy meeting you here. Why did you change your profile. I see Boban changed his too. Maybe I should change mine too; it may just make all the fuss go away, but somehow I do not think so.
How are you doing, girl?
so I made as Francie, I am doing great so far
How are you? I thought that you had a travel to go aboard
Anyway, nice to see you back.
If I did not have a doctor's appointment for yesterday I would have stayed even longer!