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Mar 19, 2018 6:37 AM CST Worst Introductions
freebird10
freebird10freebird10Ottawa, Ontario Canada4 Threads 147 Posts
Deedee123x: I say sorry alot.......sorry
Dirty habit of mine.
Ya sod her...plenty more fish in the sea, Freebird.
Maybe she will be waiting for you when u go to Canada


haha how you know that i will go to canada soon ?
and yes may be she will waiting there ;)
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Mar 19, 2018 6:38 AM CST Worst Introductions
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
freebird10: haha how you know that i will go to canada soon ?
and yes may be she will waiting there ;)


You put up a thread about it....and im not blind rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 6:46 AM CST Worst Introductions
freebird10
freebird10freebird10Ottawa, Ontario Canada4 Threads 147 Posts
Deedee123x: You put up a thread about it....and im not blind


haha okok .. yes you are not blind and more one thing sorry does not suits you at all ;)
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Mar 19, 2018 6:49 AM CST Worst Introductions
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
ChesneyChrist: At first glance the woman is religiously ordinary and in her first message the woman will encapsulate banality. In her mind sending the first message is exceptional in itself and therefore the content is anything but.


They're like cats when you first meet them - potentially jaded and certainly indifferent; unwilling to go to any lengths to impress you apart from looking adorable. Dogs work and dogs try, cats don't, cats think they're worth something just for existing and this means whatever they do has value even if it's lazy crap. Women are the same.
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Mar 19, 2018 6:56 AM CST Worst Introductions
freebird10
freebird10freebird10Ottawa, Ontario Canada4 Threads 147 Posts
freebird10: haha okok .. yes you are not blind and more one thing sorry does not suits you at all ;)


one more thing*
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Mar 19, 2018 7:53 AM CST Worst Introductions
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
ChesneyChrist: Walking up to a woman in a bar takes some balls and women reward that with their own effort, and likewise Tinder having some attractive men on it keeps women on their toes. CS women under-respect you simply because you're here and everyone gets accustomed to this new low.


Going through my inbox I'd say less than 5% have read my profile when on Tinder women are 6, 7 or even 8 times as likely to humanise you, and that's not because Tinder girls are deep.
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Mar 19, 2018 11:02 AM CST Worst Introductions
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Everytime a scammer thread is created, the scammers refine their techniques.
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Mar 19, 2018 11:31 AM CST Worst Introductions
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Why did you hide Chesney's post CossackCat?!
They are the only interesting (and true) thing on the the thread... dunno
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Mar 19, 2018 11:37 AM CST Worst Introductions
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
KremaP: Why did you hide Chesney's post CossackCat?!
They are the only interesting (and true) thing on the the thread...



I KNEW IT!! conversing handshake hug detective detective heart wings thumbs up
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Mar 19, 2018 11:40 AM CST Worst Introductions
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Lookin4missright: I KNEW IT!!





What did you know, lub? dunno
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Mar 19, 2018 11:52 AM CST Worst Introductions
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
KremaP: What did you know, lub?



Nuffin lub just playin foot in mouth

hug wink .........................................................super
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Mar 19, 2018 11:59 AM CST Worst Introductions
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Lookin4missright: Nuffin lub just playin

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hug
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Mar 19, 2018 12:06 PM CST Worst Introductions
Miwagi
MiwagiMiwagiFlyover, Kentucky USA47 Threads 2 Polls 1,753 Posts
I thought this was going to be a thread about kudzu or mongoose. dunno
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Mar 19, 2018 12:17 PM CST Worst Introductions
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
Miwagi: I thought this was going to be a thread about kudzu or mongoose.



Your fantasy runs too wild my friend... laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 5:34 PM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
KremaP: Why did you hide Chesney's post CossackCat?!
They are the only interesting (and true) thing on the the thread...
I don't owe you an explanation.

And sorry you feel that way... wink Perhaps you both can create and post and incite drama on your threads

wave
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Mar 19, 2018 5:41 PM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat: What are the most common or ridiculous or boring or redundant, or obnoxious or (too) forward or scammer lines, you have received as a first message?

What are some of your   personal favorite, one liners, responses? (If you respond at all)
one scammer asked me a laptop for the education of her children I said no , again she asked for money , I said , since than k never saw her laugh
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Mar 20, 2018 12:59 AM CST Worst Introductions
KremaP
KremaPKremaPAt home, Shumen Bulgaria3,793 Posts
CossackCat: I don't owe you an explanation.

And sorry you feel that way... Perhaps you both can create and post and incite drama on your threads




You are managing that perfectly on your own...wink
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Mar 20, 2018 4:07 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
ali110: one scammer asked me a laptop for the education of her children I said no , again she asked for money , I said , since than k never saw her
I had a guy ask me to buy him a television once, and send it to his parents house.. in Guam. He even sent me the newspaper advertisement via a messaging service and promised to pay me back.

I laughed so much, that he thought I would....
I couldn't be angry.
Of course I said "No" and broke all contact
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Mar 20, 2018 4:25 AM CST Worst Introductions
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,465 Posts
CossackCat: Scammer form letters. Right off their clipboard and in to our mailbox.
Are half of those are written in the 3rd person


Exactly laugh
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Apr 3, 2018 4:14 PM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
"Hello I am a submissive, how are you today"

Is NOT the way to go

frustrated OMG
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