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Mar 19, 2018 3:02 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
What are the most common or ridiculous or boring or redundant, or obnoxious or (too) forward or scammer lines, you have received as a first message?

What are some of your   personal favorite, one liners, responses? (If you respond at all)

conversing
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Mar 19, 2018 3:12 AM CST Worst Introductions
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
They send me ridiculous novels so over the top it's just stupid.
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Mar 19, 2018 3:13 AM CST Worst Introductions
TokyoRogue
TokyoRogueTokyoRoguePerth, Western Australia Australia2 Threads 242 Posts
Hate Crime Guidelines, What Time is The Apocolypse?, What Shape is the Earth?, Is Antarctica Real? and Worst Introductions.

Aren't you just a little ray of conspiratorial sunshine.
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Mar 19, 2018 3:37 AM CST Worst Introductions
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
On other sites i sometimes ask .. were you born a woman ... Do you have/had any std's conversing

If not born a woman ... i still want pics before chat rolling on the floor laughing wow
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Mar 19, 2018 4:33 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
At least 33% of mine begin with "Hi I have never done this before"
doh

So... "Your a 62 year old virgin? I am not playing teacher" roll eyes
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Mar 19, 2018 4:37 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Mercedes_00: They send me ridiculous novels so over the top it's just stupid.
Scammer form letters. Right off their clipboard and in to our mailbox.
Are half of those are written in the 3rd person laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 4:39 AM CST Worst Introductions
In response to: @TokyoRogue.Hate Crime Guidelines, What Time is The Apocolypse?, What Shape is the Earth?, Is Antarctica Real? and Worst Introductions.

Aren't you just a little ray of conspiratorial sunshine.

well,Tokyo,so are you!
laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 4:41 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Lookin4missright: On other sites i sometimes ask .. were you born a woman ... Do you have/had any std's

If not born a woman ... i still want pics before chat
Oh that is Good! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 19, 2018 4:42 AM CST Worst Introductions
Conrad73: well,Tokyo,so are you!
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Mar 19, 2018 4:54 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat: Oh I believe it. I have had a lot of "Well what are you doing here?" ... because we should explain ourselves to strange men, who don't read profiles or disapprove of us
I never had profanity in a first message though... humm.. maybe after this thread
Report and Block!
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Mar 19, 2018 4:54 AM CST Worst Introductions
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
CossackCat: Oh I believe it. I have had a lot of "Well what are you doing here?" ... because we should explain ourselves to strange men, who don't read profiles or disapprove of us
I never had profanity in a first message though... humm.. maybe after this thread


Ill be honest ive my doubts over the identity of that guy lol...ive had some who have called me names on the first mail...im sure if i had not blocked them then, they would have come back and apologised in the next one roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes roll eyes
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Mar 19, 2018 4:59 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Deedee123x: ...im sure if i had not blocked them then, they would have come back and apologised in the next one
rolling on the floor laughing

With a new alter .. maybe laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 5:12 AM CST Worst Introductions
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Conrad73: Report and Block!
Some don't introduce themselves at all.. no matter how long their messages.
I messaged one this morning asking "And you are?"
4 messages from him and I still didn't get his first name.
He responded with "I am fine, hru?" doh

Yea.. blocked for illiteracy laugh
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Mar 19, 2018 5:35 AM CST Worst Introductions
Kaylana04
Kaylana04Kaylana04Kekava, Riga Latvia16 Threads 635 Posts
CossackCat: Yea.. blocked for illiteracy

rolling on the floor laughing
Maybe I'm overly polite by not blocking them?
I respond, but if they can't answer the question I pose, Good-bye!

Ooooo!! I just got a message!! Can't wait to see what it says!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 19, 2018 6:04 AM CST Worst Introductions
Dedovix
DedovixDedovixBig Place, Central Serbia Serbia12 Threads 1 Polls 5,492 Posts
CossackCat: What are the most common or ridiculous or boring or redundant, or obnoxious or (too) forward or scammer lines, you have received as a first message?
What are some of your   personal favorite, one liners, responses? (If you respond at all)


I dont know why do people expect miracles to happen every day ,to get swept off their feet ,prince charming or snow white to just send them a message,or fall madly in love in our profile and photoshopped pictures
okay maybe its time for me to remove pictures of my enlarged private parts from my profile uh oh
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Mar 19, 2018 6:21 AM CST Worst Introductions
freebird10
freebird10freebird10Ottawa, Ontario Canada4 Threads 147 Posts
may be some people here also misunderstood messages ;)
i mesaaged one girl yesterday that from her intro. in her profile i found her a real person and hope we can connect after talking
she said "i dont chat with scammers" lol
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Mar 19, 2018 6:23 AM CST Worst Introductions
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
At first glance the woman is religiously ordinary and in her first message the woman will encapsulate banality. In her mind sending the first message is exceptional in itself and therefore the content is anything but.
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Mar 19, 2018 6:24 AM CST Worst Introductions
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
freebird10: Deedee nice picture you put after a long time :)


Thank you, Freebird.

Sorry uve had that experience....dont take it personal...sadly some are scammed so much that its just their knee jerk reaction to assume all men are.
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Mar 19, 2018 6:26 AM CST Worst Introductions
freebird10
freebird10freebird10Ottawa, Ontario Canada4 Threads 147 Posts
Deedee123x: Thank you, Freebird.

Sorry uve had that experience....dont take it personal...sadly some are scammed so much that its just their knee jerk reaction to assume all men are.


haha why are you saying sorry .. its her badluck may be ;)
i have a profile picture on my profile and 2 more pictures so may be she could have check before blocking ;)
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Mar 19, 2018 6:29 AM CST Worst Introductions
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
freebird10: haha why are you saying sorry .. its her badluck may be ;)
i have a profile picture on my profile and 2 more pictures so may be she could have check before blocking ;)


I say sorry alot.......sorry laugh
Dirty habit of mine.
Ya sod her...plenty more fish in the sea, Freebird.
Maybe she will be waiting for you when u go to Canadahug
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