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Jul 19, 2018 10:41 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
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Jul 19, 2018 11:04 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Catchup7
Catchup7Catchup7Pardeeville, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 5,965 Posts
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Jul 19, 2018 11:51 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
daears
daearsdaearsIn a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand23 Threads 1,542 Posts
That's funny Track rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 20, 2018 1:18 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Gill695
Gill695Gill695Karachi, Sindh Pakistan15 Threads 5 Polls 573 Posts
Hahaha good job but I disagree

I think her side is upper side of your body .
Your chest is her pillows

Her side is on ( upper ) your body .

heart beating heart beating heart beating heart beating

Whisky is better then wine ???
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Jul 20, 2018 1:19 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Gill695
Gill695Gill695Karachi, Sindh Pakistan15 Threads 5 Polls 573 Posts
Always women side is upper of your body . your chest is her pillows .

Nice post

teddybear teddybear
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Jul 20, 2018 3:31 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
I don't think that hand and dic is to scale really,,,
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Jul 20, 2018 3:32 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
michaelright: I don't think that hand and dic is to scale really,,,
but there could be other hands about,,,
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Jul 20, 2018 3:34 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
His arm and appendage are encroaching on her side so much, that he technically has more space than her professor
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Jul 20, 2018 10:07 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Just one more way women don't care about equal rights.

They take 80% of the bed.

They make 80% of buying decisions.

If you take a woman car shopping, the salseman will convince her, you need her favorite color.

They earn less than men, and live longer; while men work harder and longer, and die younger... Women go on singles cruises wIth the life insurance we leave for our children.

We only buy nice houses, so women will live in them with us; but more often then not, another guy ends up living in them: while the men who bought them end up in small apartments, or sleeping in their cars.

All men, if they live long enough, will die of prostate cancer; but...
(see the paragraph about singles cruises)
"Women in the U.S. have a "1 in 8” (or about 12 percent) lifetime risk of getting breast cancer . This means for every 8 women in the U.S., 1 will be diagnosed with breast cancer during her lifetime.
Understanding Risk | Susan G. ...
Komen.org."

so, we spend over twice as much money as we spend on prostate cancer... financing breast cancer research!

If women want our children, we're obligated to pay for it; and if they want to kill our children, men don't get a choice.

If a man gets caught robbing a bank, so he can afford to keep a woman around, he goes to prison. If a woman gets caught robbing a bank, she blames a man and he goes to prison, while she gets counseling.

If a woman kills her husband, she says he hit her, and gets off. If a man kills his wife, there's no excuse.

Women claim men are controlling; while they consider all of the controlling behaviors I mentioned, to be things women are entitled to.

In spite of all these inequalities, women keep claiming they want "equal rights."

I support equal rights for women, 100%; but not many women wanna give up any of the extra rights I mentioned in this post; which is why, I've never been married. It's also why I won't live with a woman; and why I won't date a woman who doesn't have her own house, and income.
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Jul 20, 2018 10:13 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
I love it Track....
But I thought it was about each person having their own side of the bed....
and No I sleep in the middle of the bed, with no-one else....
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Jul 20, 2018 12:51 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Mayako
MayakoMayakoAtlanta, Georgia USA3 Threads 89 Posts
laugh
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Jul 20, 2018 1:39 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
mykingdomforanam: Just one more way women don't care about equal rights.

They take 80% of the bed.

They make 80% of buying decisions.

If you take a woman car shopping, the salseman will convince her, you need her favorite color.

They earn less than men, and live longer; while men work harder and longer, and die younger... Women go on singles cruises wIth the life insurance we leave for our children.

We only buy nice houses, so women will live in them with us; but more often then not, another guy ends up living in them: while the men who bought them end up in small apartments, or sleeping in their cars.

All men, if they live long enough, will die of prostate cancer; but...
(see the paragraph about singles cruises)
"Women in the U.S. have a "1 in 8” (or about 12 percent) lifetime risk of getting breast cancer . This means for every 8 women in the U.S., 1 will be diagnosed with breast cancer during her lifetime.
Understanding Risk | Susan G. ...
Komen.org."

so, we spend over twice as much money as we spend on prostate cancer... financing breast cancer research!

If women want our children, we're obligated to pay for it; and if they want to kill our children, men don't get a choice.

If a man gets caught robbing a bank, so he can afford to keep a woman around, he goes to prison. If a woman gets caught robbing a bank, she blames a man and he goes to prison, while she gets counseling.

If a woman kills her husband, she says he hit her, and gets off. If a man kills his wife, there's no excuse.

Women claim men are controlling; while they consider all of the controlling behaviors I mentioned, to be things women are entitled to.

In spite of all these inequalities, women keep claiming they want "equal rights."

I support equal rights for women, 100%; but not many women wanna give up any of the extra rights I mentioned in this post; which is why, I've never been married. It's also why I won't live with a woman; and why I won't date a woman who doesn't have her own house, and income.
You really need to get this pants thing sorted.

It's making you cranky.
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Jul 20, 2018 1:44 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
Where is the side for the cat or dog....tho?......laugh
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Jul 20, 2018 5:10 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 20, 2018 5:19 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
M4_Mischief: Where is the side for the cat or dog....tho?......
poor cat in the middle/areosmith?lol.
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Jul 20, 2018 6:34 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
CanuckLily
CanuckLilyCanuckLilyUnknown, Alberta Canada270 Posts
laugh
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Jul 21, 2018 7:55 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
Snookums33
Snookums33Snookums33Joburg, Gauteng South Africa601 Threads 2 Polls 5,760 Posts
reb56: poor cat in the middle/areosmith?lol.
Mine generally sleeps on my left hand side, by my legs, or under the bedding with me......depends on the temperature in my bedroom......
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Jul 21, 2018 10:10 AM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
Mine want s to sleep on top every night even on a single bed laugh
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Jul 26, 2018 7:20 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
moe7404
moe7404moe7404wichita, Kansas USA7 Threads 100 Posts
i ALLWAYS took my half out of the middle. just like i drive. if you dont like the way drive stay off the side walk.
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Jul 26, 2018 7:23 PM CST His And Her Sides Of The Bed
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
I see a valid argument for bunk beds.

Bagsies the bottom bunk.
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