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They might need Cheering Up ???
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
Hope of a hopless man
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
this is a tribute to you for being inspired yours truly playmate from kindergarten
Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.
Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
I languish in chains..
flirting with reality
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
why?
so important to us all
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
Something different maybe stupid but hope who ever try this will have fun.
A traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.
phew tough one
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
you gotta have humour in life
I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
The human condition...
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?
on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
life
Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo
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