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The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman

Just 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ...

The ghost of Chairman Mao

The ghost of Chairman Mao

In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.

the dog

the dog

yes bored and yet more flows out.

bark

bark

nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.

Sing along

Sing along

la la la la la

FOOD HAIKU POEMS

FOOD HAIKU POEMS

Just thinking of food for fun.

fizzion chips

fizzion chips

cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co

coining it

coining it

to a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in a pocket on the side of her hip and life wasn't easy and life wasn't hard it was tough bedding

Happy Man Blues

Happy Man Blues

Parody of Love in Vain

Nothing

Nothing?

Sometimes, nothing means more!

Senryu too

Senryu too!

I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!

Poets

Poets

Obviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)

But it was fun while it lasted

But it was fun while it lasted!

And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends, it's goodbye my friends.

When your number is up

When your number is up!

I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up today, what can I say, I'm now 6 and 1, that didn't take long, so I suppose tommorrow will be the same

Being Alive

Being Alive

If there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or less, thats a wonderful gift given to few, the ability to express the real you, in words and thymes, t

Lime Rhyme on a Dime

Lime Rhyme on a Dime

Practicing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)

Little April

Little April

blues lyrics, calendar love

Gossip

Gossip

The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi

Driving Miss Daisy

Driving Miss Daisy......

Unusually black night driving back from a job ......

William Shakey

William Shakey

An ode to the life less lived

Um

Um

This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya? ~The End~ This makes me mad. All of it.

Poem for the cat

Poem for the cat

Poetry for cats

Earthquakes In Alaska

Earthquakes In Alaska

The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c

Hold up

Hold up

Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D

English plurals

English plurals

These English rules...

Anomaly

Anomaly

I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))

Mosquito Coast

Mosquito Coast

East coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.

To Clap Or Not To Clap

To Clap Or Not To Clap

Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.

Clearance rack

Clearance rack

Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack

Two thirty

Two-thirty

musing on the day. What's your favourite time?

Dear Santa

Dear Santa

I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.

Xmas card from a broad

Xmas card from a broad

toying with "a letter from abroad.."

I saw the light

I saw the light

It is what it is,,, if you know

Let your Love Shine Its Time

Let your Love Shine! It's Time!

True loves Desires

O Gee I guess

O Gee, I guess...

A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL

Round and Round

Round and Round

A thought on life

Online Dating

Online Dating

A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.

On and On and On She Goes

On and On and On She Goes

I must be a terrible person.

Venting

Venting!

And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can’t be there, and I can’t afford to stay, Foreign interference makes life a misery, for all of y

Nothing

Nothing

I think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHING means such a lot, you either have or you have not!, And NOTHING plays such a part, NOTHING can't g

Romantic or what

Romantic or what?

I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dreaming and I wondered how this could be, because I have no peripheral vision, and I cant bloody s

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