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Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
Bats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am from And this spell I am casting Once eaten you are all mine Come here boy, come on Rex Good boy,
caught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf swaying in the wind for there is not a gentle breeze a look back a jack rabbit running across the
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!
I was going to use a brick to get it down
The cat really did chase the fox
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
just for fun...
Not really the people I work with.....I think
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
always upbeat and positive ... except for today !
A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and myself hope you all enjoy this read.
Even the dog is make believe
Heading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a bottle We're getting rid of these label wines To replace them with our own There was sparkling st
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
Funny what you find on the road these days
This was written by request
tomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....
oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.
She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be
I like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew.....
Before any lovely ladies jump up and down this is merely meant as a fun write and in no way or manner to be taken seriously at all, after all where would we be if there were no lovely ladies in this world. It would be utterly boring and a sad place to live.
my mercurian lightness in love..
Written purely for the fun of it.
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