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A monkey doing buisness is doing

eat a bannana
3
11%
climb on the tree
1
4%
it cannot do business
3
11%
monkeybuisiness
20
74%
Total Votes
27
what does a monkey really do when it does business?...

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WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?!!

Uhhhh, somewhere that's not here...?
4
15%
Stranded on a desert island
0
0%
In my pants. Heh, heh.
3
11%
"Swimmin' with the fishes"
2
7%
The moon
0
0%
The Dark Side....
2
7%
Stuck in traffic
3
11%
In New York, under a new identity
3
11%
UNDER MY BED.
4
15%
Somewhere else
6
22%
Total Votes
27
Yeaaaaaaaah... I don't know either. Testin out this whole poll thing. Yup. Have fun, be crazy with it....

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FLASH:

its true
13
48%
no way, false
14
52%
Total Votes
27
I was just reading that a Saudi Arabian prince has been caught in an international bacon trafficking scandal involving hundreds of members of the Saudi royal family reports the Jerusalem Herald this morning. Is this true or false? I find it h...

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What do you use when you run out if toilet paper?

Wool
1
4%
Sponges
2
7%
Lace
0
0%
Leaves
0
0%
Corn Cobs
1
4%
Newspapers
7
26%
Mail order catalogs
1
4%
Hands
1
4%
Cell Phone
0
0%
Other
14
52%
Total Votes
27
Other?...

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Do you think insanity is endemic amongst women on CS, or are they going trough the change.

Insane women are attracted to men of the same
10
37%
they are going thruugh the change
3
11%
men have driven them this way
10
37%
they just show off a bit
4
15%
Total Votes
27
I am conducting a poll on what people think...

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Do women give better hugs than men?

no
7
26%
yes
11
41%
undecided
4
15%
who cares
4
15%
women have more practice
1
4%
men have more practice
0
0%
Total Votes
27
feel free to vote and have your say...

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Have you ever said the word...NO...to a woman?

No
1
4%
Yes
22
85%
no i would be crazy to do that
0
0%
yes all the time
1
4%
no a woman is always right
1
4%
yes women can be wrong
0
0%
no...cause women don't like the word...no
0
0%
yes...cause women want honesty
1
4%
to scared to vote
0
0%
Total Votes
26
just a bit of light humour...

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What color are your teeth?

Yellowish
3
12%
Greenish
1
4%
Antique White
14
54%
Tobacco-Brown
0
0%
Silver
1
4%
Gold
0
0%
Rainbowish
0
0%
What teeth
4
15%
Beige
3
12%
Total Votes
26
Depending on what I eat, mine can be all the above....

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How The World Will End ?

By World War
19%
5 Votes
By Pandemic like Ongoing Corona
8%
2 Votes
By Natural Disaster (Tsunami/Meteor Rain/Weather Fluctuation etc.)
12%
3 Votes
By Population Outburst (Causing Basic Supply Deficiency to Survive)
8%
2 Votes
By the Revolution of AI (Artificial Intelligence)
4%
1 Votes
By Sun (When it will become Either Supernova or Black Hole)
15%
4 Votes
By Collision with another Outer Space Object
12%
3 Votes
By Alien Invasion
4%
1 Votes
Let Me Think , Might Be Some Other Ways
12%
3 Votes
Whatever it might be , I just want it to happen SOON so that I can witness it !!!
8%
2 Votes
26 Total Votes
Hello to you all !...

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Which One of this is Your Most Favourite Comedy Show ?

The Big Bang Theory
3
12%
Seinfeld
5
19%
How I Met Your Mother
1
4%
Happily Divorced
0
0%
FRIENDS
1
4%
Two And A Half Men
4
15%
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
1
4%
Sex And The City
0
0%
Mr. BEAN
4
15%
Other (Please mention in the comment)
7
27%
Total Votes
26
Hello to you all !!!...

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k k....what about people who flaunt their mula

who cares...i came from money
1
4%
money means nothing to me
11
42%
am a purist an artist....what is mula.....
2
8%
money is everything baby
4
15%
rich people think they are superior beings...lol
8
31%
Total Votes
26
am an artist...if i cared about money i would not b an artist!!...

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what was the worst part of returning to college as an adult

having to drive there...not living on campus
2
8%
not invited to all the parties
1
4%
homework
6
23%
sitting in class w/ high school grads
8
31%
not being able to date the youngsters
2
8%
not being able to date the staff
4
15%
having to graduate...ie party over
3
12%
Total Votes
26
ahhh...was in touch w one of my college prof.s and it brought back memories......

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How do you like my profile

Nothing diffident than the rest
3
12%
its ok
6
23%
kinda confusing
1
4%
It aint heavy
0
0%
Crap
8
31%
Go join a Circus
6
23%
Love it
0
0%
Its honest
2
8%
Thumbs up heavy
0
0%
Ma !!!
0
0%
Total Votes
26
As said i am serious to create a number one CS celeb...

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Ladies ,where do you want to have ?

In Front
7
27%
In the Back
1
4%
I prefere Both places
5
19%
Everywhere
5
19%
Others
8
31%
Total Votes
26
. . . . . Where do u want to have Yard In your House ?.....

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Have you been to "Band Camp"?

Yes but just once.
3
12%
No, I don't play that tune
19
73%
I was a camp counseler.
2
8%
I only solo.
1
4%
I want to go right now and get my instrument tuned
1
4%
Total Votes
26
Whatever, I'm over tired and bored....

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Are polls about nothing annoying?

Yes
19
73%
No
0
0%
I am not sure.
1
4%
I don't know
1
4%
I have no idea
0
0%
I have no clue
0
0%
Why are you asking me?
2
8%
Dude, you are nuts
1
4%
Dude, I wan't your nuts
1
4%
You are my kind of guy
1
4%
Total Votes
26
With all the polls that have been posted recently, I thought this one would be apropos....

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Tiger Woods Story--- What Actually Happened?

He was Framed- LAPD?
1
4%
Running from a Spaceship Zantarr?
0
0%
Running from a Mad Wife, with a 4 Wood
14
54%
Just tried to miss a Fire hydrant with antlers
0
0%
Was trying to get home before his wife woke up
4
15%
Came home from the Drinking Trough
4
15%
Other
2
8%
Your Comments?
1
4%
Total Votes
26
What's your take???...

CAMFROG..........CAN YOU DEFINE? .?

YES ...SEE POST
4
16%
NO .....I DON'T KNOW WHAT A CAMFROG IS..LOL
14
56%
WHATS THE QUESTION?
7
28%
Total Votes
25
DUDE SAID ...I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF CAMFROGS.... I ASK YOU ....WHATS A CAMFROG.........

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Ho would when the fight.

rambo or rocky
9
36%
segall or noris
3
12%
tom or jerry
13
52%
Total Votes
25
Ho do you think is the best....

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The best tag team wrestlers,oh would win the match.

pee wee herman and sagel
4
16%
Mr t and brittny spears
3
12%
bill and hillary cliton
3
12%
tom and jerry
5
20%
big bird and obama
3
12%
rocky and bullwinkly
1
4%
me and you
5
20%
dorthy and toto
1
4%
Total Votes
25
Pick your best team....

A woman and a melon are hard to choose ?

Yes
10
40%
No
8
32%
Dont try
7
28%
Total Votes
25
melon u can hit the top and try but girls...

Why men don,t listen, and women can,t read maps

why men dont listen and women can,t read maps
17
68%
why men don,t listen and women can,t read maps
8
32%
Total Votes
25
based on the book i read,and liked so much...

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Does Gillylove69 ?

He does
14
56%
He doesn't
6
24%
Undecided
5
20%
Total Votes
25

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Who Introduced Horses to Native Americans?

John Wayne
1
4%
Roy Rogers
2
8%
Alliens
7
28%
Birds turned into horses
4
16%
Kentucky
0
0%
Mr. ED
2
8%
Manitou
5
20%
Godzilla
1
4%
Ohio
1
4%
South Dakota
2
8%
Total Votes
25
Well, there you have it, which of these ones introduced these horses to native americans. No, wasn't the horse with no name....

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lighter side....fav weekend activity

hit the bar
1
4%
hit the beach
9
36%
hit the chicks up
1
4%
hit the guys up
1
4%
sleep and sleep
7
28%
read and read
4
16%
shop and shop
2
8%
Total Votes
25
heya!...

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