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Allo...Allo...does this ring a bell?

A commedy series
21
48%
Someone answering the phone
8
18%
Someone trying to get attention
3
7%
No idea
12
27%
Total Votes
44
Allo...Allo...what do u think of that?...

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how would an alian react if he came to earth on election day?

he would like to see the results
2
5%
he would be indifferent
0
0%
he would leave earth at once
18
42%
he would want to win the election
4
9%
no idea
19
44%
Total Votes
43
so what do u think?...

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what's your favorite taco?

crunchy taco
5
12%
soft taco
14
33%
volcano taco
1
2%
the octogon of greatness
1
2%
mexican pizza
5
12%
burrito
4
9%
chimichanga
4
9%
taco salad
2
5%
taco flavored kisses
5
12%
taco supreme no onions
2
5%
Total Votes
43
i know that they are not all tacos but if they were it wouldn't be much of a poll . that and i thought it was funny ....

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What is your favorite part of your body and why?

face
10
23%
hands
4
9%
legs
6
14%
noty bits
5
12%
bum
10
23%
ears
2
5%
arms
5
12%
feet
1
2%
Total Votes
43
And why are they your favourite ??...

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GEICO VOICE

British voice
18
42%
Australian voice
19
44%
Other
6
14%
Total Votes
43
In your opinion, what nationality is the little Geico....

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Ladies ,can i do with you ?

Yes ALi you can Do with me
6
14%
No ,U cant
18
42%
Yes if u want
2
5%
I love it
3
7%
Not necessary
1
2%
If it Makes me happy
5
12%
Other
8
19%
Total Votes
43
Can i have Conversion with you in the forums ?...

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Which type of ghost would you live with?

Woman carrying severed screaming head.
2
5%
Spectral clown.
2
5%
Little girl phantom.
10
23%
Skeleton with chain saw.
3
7%
Peeping tom poltergeist
1
2%
Ghost dog.
25
58%
Total Votes
43
it doesn't matter which type of ghost i have. if I'm paying the bills and it's my house, then they're not staying there rent free....

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Which supernatural event do you think could really Happen?

Alien invasion.
5
12%
Zombie outbreak.
3
7%
Giant monster attack.
3
7%
Joe Biden elected president.
3
7%
Aliens send signals from deep space.
12
28%
Bigfoot captured alive.
2
5%
Honest politician discovered.
12
28%
Vampires are real.
2
5%
The Pittsburgh Pirates have winning season.
1
2%
Total Votes
43
The possibilities are endless....

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What Football Team is OR should be considered "America's Football Team"?

New England Partriots
7
16%
Dallas Cowboys
6
14%
Green Bay Packers
3
7%
Pittsburg Steelers
7
16%
Denver Broncos
4
9%
Miami Dolphins
5
12%
New York Giants
4
9%
Houston Rockets
1
2%
Cleveland Bonors
0
0%
Other?
6
14%
Total Votes
43
I know it's not played on the Court! Black and Gold Rulzs!!!...

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Would you vote for LePen?

Yes
13
30%
NO
17
40%
I'll vote for LePencil
0
0%
I don't know
3
7%
I don't care
5
12%
She is a Putin Puppet
0
0%
She is hot
5
12%
Total Votes
43
Putin has met with candidate Marie Le Pen, who thanks to her extreme views on immigration looks like the next leader to raise from the ashes of the one great country of France....

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What is your favourite season?

Spring
12
29%
Summer
17
40%
Autumn
6
14%
Winter
7
17%
Total Votes
42
And why?...

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Have you ever fallen asleep or nodded off at inappropriate times?

On the phone.
4
10%
Driving a vehical.
8
19%
In class.
12
29%
At an important meeting.
5
12%
On the commode.
2
5%
At the restaurant.
0
0%
On a date.
4
10%
Other. Please elaborate
7
17%
Total Votes
42
I have fallen asleep in class and on the phone. It was an embarrassing situation. It occurred to me that I more then likely am not an anomaly. Perhaps you have had some awkward, falling asleep or nodding off, experiences....

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Do You Like Polls?

Yes they are fun
20
48%
No I never enter one!
9
21%
Sorry I thought you meant "Do you like Poles"
13
31%
Total Votes
42
Damn poles always questioning me about everything.. Geez lol...

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Why is it that it is the guy that has to take the first step?

Yes
27
64%
No
15
36%
Total Votes
42
I interested in english, and need to practise....

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If women ruled the world ,how long it could stay ?

till end
18
43%
1 century
0
0%
75 years
3
7%
If irish 15 Minutes ...ooppss...shoory ..haha
4
10%
Dunno
4
10%
They are equal to men
6
14%
as long as men
3
7%
Other
4
10%
Total Votes
42
Hope you dont mind beautiful Ladies...

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Which Olympics event would you want to see?

Human pinata.
6
14%
Politicians B-S biathalon.
5
12%
Texting while running. 1000 meters.
31
74%
Total Votes
42
Good bye Olympics. See you in 2016....

TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION....WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

YES
9
21%
NO
3
7%
MAYBE
4
10%
CONFUSED
5
12%
IS IT REALLY
1
2%
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?
2
5%
I'M IN DENIAL
2
5%
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?
6
14%
CAN I GO NOW?
8
19%
COULD BE A WASP!
2
5%
Total Votes
42
I thought of this while contemplating dinner but I have nothing to eat so.....................

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
12
29%
Tofu
3
7%
Tripe
2
5%
Canned spam
8
19%
12 raw oysters
17
40%
Total Votes
42
Go for the gross out....

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How do you view a liberal person?

Cynical,Combative
1
2%
Bitter, Caustic, Mean. Can't take a joke
3
7%
Least likely to find Comidy Funny.
0
0%
Easily Offended
2
5%
Only amused if they are the one telling a joke
3
7%
Perpetually single.
1
2%
Pro abortion, atheism and Lunacy
10
24%
Don't know
5
12%
Don't care
11
26%
Don't care to know?
6
14%
Total Votes
42
I can take a joke can you?...

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IT'S ALMOST WEEKEND BABY!!!!

Thank God
15
36%
I have a date
4
10%
Yay, beach and bikini's
3
7%
How boring to be at home
10
24%
Other:
10
24%
Total Votes
42

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What was the last crazy thing you did?? Did you:

surprise the neighbours with a Molotov cocktail?
4
10%
fill in an application for the police force?
0
0%
snog a hooker?
1
2%
shoot your mother-in-law?
0
0%
ask your hairdresser for a grade 0 (=bald)?
3
7%
use the escalator without holding on to the rail?
1
2%
pull the emergency brake on a train?
1
2%
take out insurance for your privates?
3
7%
date someone on CS?
19
45%
other, please specify...
10
24%
Total Votes
42
Living la vida loca?? Then share with the group please......

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What's Your Sign

Yield
1
2%
Dangerious Curves
7
17%
Stop
2
5%
Hidden Drives
2
5%
Bump
3
7%
Enter
8
19%
No Tresspassing
4
10%
Parking In Back
1
2%
Slippery When Wet
6
14%
Recreation Area
8
19%
Total Votes
42
I always hated the "What's your sign" question....

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Direct Encounter with a UFO- Would you...

Call just your one Friend
6
14%
Never tell anyone
4
10%
Call all your friends,and the Media, etc.
7
17%
Drink another fifth of Tequila
15
36%
Other?
10
24%
Total Votes
42
They may be life out there? My cousin swears he had a close encounter with a UFO?...

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Tiger Wood's Golf Game?

It is Over, He'll Never Golf Again
5
12%
He'll take one year off
4
10%
He'll take two year's off
2
5%
This is only a temporary set back
12
29%
I Don't Care!
19
45%
Total Votes
42
The Tiger Story Continued......

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wat is ur pet hate behind the wheel

big bore exhuasts
0
0%
traffic cops
4
10%
people who tailgate
12
29%
people who pass 100 m b4 an intersection
3
7%
speed cams
4
10%
drivers who think its safer 20 ks under limit
6
14%
traffic lights that n\know when ur late
2
5%
gas prices
9
21%
car a la plastic fantastic
0
0%
trucks that run you off th road
2
5%
Total Votes
42

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