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Which seem more unlikely?

Manti Te'o marries into the British royal family.
3
10%
Barbara Walters interviews Bigfoot.
14
48%
Jar Jar Binks becomes a Jedi.
12
41%
Total Votes
29

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Ruthless face

Looks dead
8
28%
Sexy
1
3%
Manley
1
3%
Rude
5
17%
Could be a hidden smile
4
14%
This dude is serious
8
28%
Just a old poop
2
7%
Total Votes
29
Hey i am trying hard here...

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What is your favourite hobby?

camping
2
7%
fishing
5
17%
sleeping
8
28%
eating
3
10%
shopping
5
17%
painting your genitals to make them look like food
6
21%
Total Votes
29
I just wanted to create a poll....

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How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???

1-5
8
28%
6-20
0
0%
20-30
2
7%
They Repod my Car man?!?!?
1
3%
I dont have a car I walk hard.....
6
21%
I run on Unicorn milk and everything is ok. =)
1
3%
I take the cheese wagon (Skuul Bus)
0
0%
I drive a toyota prius that runs on Unicorn milk..
1
3%
I fly to work on a jet pack
3
10%
Hey I'm drunk?!? Repeat the Question?!?
7
24%
Total Votes
29
How many speeding tickets can u remember getting in the year of 2013???...

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should i forgive women...who have been unkind to me over the years?

hell no
41%
12 Votes
yes...yes...yes
21%
6 Votes
no they won't care if you do
21%
6 Votes
yes they will be grateful if you do
3%
1 Votes
no they enjoy being unkind to you
3%
1 Votes
yes they will be kind to you in the future
0%
0 Votes
no they don't like you lee and never will...forget them
3%
1 Votes
yes they feel very guilty and you should forgive them
0%
0 Votes
no many are grumpy old women...living with their cats
3%
1 Votes
yes some might be attractive looking and dating material
3%
1 Votes
29 Total Votes
what should i do vote now...

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Are women happier in the summer?

Yes
21
72%
No
8
28%
Total Votes
29
It's summer...the weather is great...some women are trying on swimwear and sunbathing topless...while others are getting sunburn....some are smiling...some are chatty...some are joyous...while others are complaining about the sun....their makeup runn...Read more

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Where is the safest place to live?

Europe
3
10%
Russia
1
3%
China
1
3%
North Korea
0
0%
Uranus
0
0%
New York City
0
0%
Florida
2
7%
Greenland
7
24%
Afghanistan
0
0%
Other
15
52%
Total Votes
29
Besides galrads home, where is the safest place to live?...

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what do women...least want men to look at?

their butts
3
11%
their breasts
9
32%
their legs
1
4%
their feet
0
0%
their hands
1
4%
their faces
0
0%
their waistline
11
39%
their necks
3
11%
their eyes
0
0%
Total Votes
28
something to think about...vote on and discuss perhaps...

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Is it a myth...that women can multi task?

Of course it is
10
36%
No women can do it
4
14%
Never known one that could
0
0%
I know plenty who can
5
18%
only during sex
2
7%
men are better at it
0
0%
no...not a good idea
0
0%
they used to
0
0%
Women will prove it
4
14%
undecided...
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Vote now...

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Are you wasting your time on earth?

Yes
6
21%
No
11
39%
Maybe
9
32%
I like turtles!
2
7%
Total Votes
28
Think about it. Life is short. Take all the time you need....

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How Many Men Sit Down to PEE ?

I am a man and I sit down to pee
11
39%
I am a man and I stand to pee
8
29%
I am a woman and I stand to pee
2
7%
I am a woman and I sit to pee
3
11%
I am not normal so I can do either
1
4%
You are a Mess, Lol
3
11%
Total Votes
28

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lighter side of life...this ole house....what to do

keep working on it what else is new
10
36%
sell it...give someone else the headache!`lol
8
29%
put a match to it...dreaming of course
2
7%
enlist others help on rebuilding
4
14%
ahhh,,,why even try!
4
14%
Total Votes
28
ahhh...need a lighter side of life in addition to serious poll....anyways am in the midst of this issue also....have an older home.......

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Why are Canadian men so tall?

Crossbreeding with Sasquatch.
10
36%
Need to be tall to work on mines.
1
4%
Ginourmous sized country.
0
0%
Need to be tall to work in oil fields.
1
4%
Less gravity is causing people to grow taller.
2
7%
Good health care.
2
7%
Ancestors brought only the biggest and strongest.
7
25%
Genetics.
2
7%
High School Sports.
0
0%
They eat less saturated fat.
3
11%
Total Votes
28
Just rating some pics, peeking on profiles her and there and many canucks are 6'6'' minimun. Why is that? Are they giants or fallen angels?...

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What do women do mostly online?

Go on CS and chat
14%
4 Votes
Go on porn sites
11%
3 Votes
Go on shopping sites to buy clothing or food or kitchen ware
14%
4 Votes
Go on other social networking sites
21%
6 Votes
Play online games
18%
5 Votes
Communicate by email a lot
11%
3 Votes
Work from home
4%
1 Votes
watch stuff or listen to music on youtube
4%
1 Votes
gamble online
0%
0 Votes
Shop for sex toys
4%
1 Votes
28 Total Votes
vote now and...

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time to boycot Guinness

yes
8
29%
no
15
54%
I didn't know that
5
18%
Total Votes
28
Time to boycot Guinness, not many people know the cruelty involved in the Guinness process, the Guinness cows are housed in huge sheds often in very crowded conditions, they are forced fed black treacle and Marmite. They are permantly connected to...

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should chickens be given the right to vote

yes
5
18%
no
5
18%
I prefer my chicken BBQ'd
14
50%
Roast is better
4
14%
Total Votes
28
Its time for the discrimination against chickens to end, chickens must be given the right to vote and apply for a driving licence. Vive la révolution...

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Do you think ole heavy will find a rich lady and settle down with the current profile of him

Chancer
6
21%
Honest at least
3
11%
Yes but tell me where
1
4%
I think so
5
18%
yes but it too comes with a price
2
7%
Get out of here heavy
11
39%
Total Votes
28
Hey i am also just human !...

Ladies ,How much do u like it ?

Very Much
14
50%
It is Ok
2
7%
Not necessary
1
4%
I cant Live wthout it
3
11%
I want a hugggeeee One
2
7%
Red one for me
0
0%
depends on mood
2
7%
Dont know
1
4%
Other
3
11%
Total Votes
28
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . how much do u like the Fruit Juice ?.....

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Favorite cheesy pick-up line. (character limit is cutting my choices short)

Did it hurt? (when you fell from heaven)
3
11%
I want to rearrange the alphabet &put U&I together
2
7%
You look like my next girlfriend.
3
11%
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
6
21%
Your pants 'r like a mirror (can see myself in 'em
4
14%
Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
2
7%
My name's not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime.
2
7%
r u a ticket? You have fine written all over you.
3
11%
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2
7%
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you're hot.
1
4%
Total Votes
28
"The following errors occurred: [Describe your poll] is required" I don't think it requires a description, but thank you....

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Which person's house would you go trick or treating to?

The delusional old lady with the green teeth.
4
14%
The spaced out stoner.
10
36%
The 30 something vegan nudist.
14
50%
Total Votes
28
Trick or treat...

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Which person would you let your kid marry?

A satanist. Christmas dinner will be awkward.
7
25%
An ex mental patient and canibal turned vegan.
5
18%
A cyclops, who works as an optometrist.
16
57%
Total Votes
28
This is a time when I'm glad that I don't have kids....

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have you ever sent in a funny home movie to a tv channel?

yes
2
7%
no
25
89%
i know somebody that did
1
4%
Total Votes
28
there's cash to be made if your film is broadcast,so what are you waiting for?!...

Can Dolphins 'really' tell the time?

Yes
8
29%
No
6
21%
Don't know
8
29%
Maybe
4
14%
Not while submerged
2
7%
Total Votes
28
I asked a Dolphin and he said 2 O'Clock...but I thought it was a bit dubious..I mean it could have been 3:30!...

Wedding Bliss!

Slept with your partners best friend
3
11%
Slept with your Partners Mother
2
7%
Slept with your Partners farther
0
0%
Slept with your Partners brother
1
4%
Slept with your Partners sister
4
14%
slept with Briadsmaid
2
7%
Slept with Groom
1
4%
Produced a Shot Gun
3
11%
Flaked Out!
4
14%
Eloped
8
29%
Total Votes
28
You hear a lot of what happens at Weddings...So have Ya.....

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Where are all the Robin Hood's hahaha

little john killed them
4
15%
they are here now
2
7%
bulls**t
6
22%
there coming soon
2
7%
they are on the plane
2
7%
i know a few
3
11%
pedro what did you have for breakfast? hehe
8
30%
Total Votes
27
ok some person said there are robin hood's coming...

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