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tru`s or pedals night out ???

is it tru ???
5
31%
is it someone else
8
50%
is it pedal ???
3
19%
Total Votes
16
The police are investigating the case of a man at Euston Station, London who jumped out of a train completely naked! Naked from toes to teeth! At first sight they thought he was wearing a blue body-stocking but realised it was a very cold n...Read more

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Do you have a nickname for your organ?

Yes
5
31%
No
11
69%
Total Votes
16
Just to add a little fun...I used to call my organ...my friend and named my exes organ her friend I would say...My friend would like to ask you...how is your friend and is she ready for my friend I used to use the word "cuddle" in...Read more

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Do people with high self-esteem consistently attack others in the cs forums ?

Yes
31%
5 Votes
No because they are consistently aligning their actions with their values.
31%
5 Votes
Other
38%
6 Votes
16 Total Votes
Some people believe that consistently criticizing others is an unconscious defense mechanism for dealing with their own insecurities....

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Where do all you Europeans get the American Flags that you sleep under every night ?

Flag City in Findley, Ohio USA
2
12%
The White House from POTUS Trump USA
0
0%
Galrads USA
2
12%
Russia
3
19%
Iran
0
0%
Canada
1
6%
Syria
0
0%
New Jersey USA
1
6%
My dad makes them
2
12%
Other
5
31%
Total Votes
16
Just curious where all you Europeans get the American FlagS that you sleep under every night ?...

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Should we ban gas stoves and ovens along with cattle?

Yes, there Is there too much methane emissions on the planet.
13%
2 Votes
No, Leave your open flame alone.
87%
13 Votes
15 Total Votes
I think we need to ban light pollution sources and eradicate the triatomic molecule of oxygen....

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Can anyone hear in their nose and smell through their ears?

Yes, I can do that
1
7%
No, I can not do that
6
40%
I won't confirm or deny
1
7%
Trolls are always born this way
4
27%
Other
3
20%
Total Votes
15
Time to come out of the closet folks....

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

He Dood It!
1
7%
Gladys Kravitz Dood It!
2
13%
Mister Ed Dood It!
2
13%
Superman Dood It!
0
0%
Elmer Fudd Dood It!
1
7%
Wile E. Coyote Dood It!
2
13%
The Coneheads Dood It!
0
0%
Fidel Castro Dood It!
4
27%
Reptilians Dood It!
1
7%
Toos Dood It!
2
13%
Total Votes
15
Having watched the Movie,I can't get rid of the Notion that more Characters than only the Judge were involved in that dastardly Global Conspiracy! What say you?...

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HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
6
40%
NEVER
9
60%
Total Votes
15
HOW MANY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

Ladies ,Do you have Big

Yes Ali ,I have Big
1
7%
No i dont have Big
0
0%
I have a Small one
2
14%
Just an Ordinary
2
14%
Mine is Special
3
21%
I have something Attractive
3
21%
Other
3
21%
Total Votes
14
. . . . . . . What Size Vehicle ?...

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TP wars, how much do you use?

none, I use bedit.
3
21%
about 10-20 sheets, (per time in washroom)
7
50%
about 50-100 sheets, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
about half a roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
a whole roll, (per time in washroom)
0
0%
more than 1 roll, (per time in washroom)
2
14%
Total Votes
14
My reason for wondering is because, I use a little, while I heard someone roll the sheets off then roll again, 4 times. (bathrooms are back to back) They use a roll in about 3 to 4 days. I also see about 10-15 more sheets in waste basket each day. I...Read more

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Self Defense

Self Defense techniques (with proper lessons of free hand fighting , martial art , boxing etc.)
21%
3 Votes
Any small handy weapon (pocket knife , shaving razors etc.)
0%
0 Votes
Pepper Spray (as alternative perfume , deodorant , mosquito spray etc. Whatever available)
7%
1 Votes
Fire Arms (with proper lessons and valid license)
29%
4 Votes
A location tracker (mobile or vehicle GPS system etc.)
0%
0 Votes
A communication device (mobile , wireless transmission etc.)
7%
1 Votes
A signaling equipment (to send SOS a torch , flair gun etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Anything available that can be used as weapon (safety pin , hair clip , pen , lighter , belt etc.)
7%
1 Votes
Scream to draw attention of rescuers/public
0%
0 Votes
Run as fast as you can
21%
3 Votes
14 Total Votes
Heyyaa all !! Imagine , If you were caught in a critical situation (attacked by mafia gang , attacked by a dinosaur , attacked by aliens etc.) , and needed something for self defense , then Which option would you Mostly like to Rely...Read more

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would you breakup with a man...if he had bad manners?

yes
69%
9 Votes
no
8%
1 Votes
Yes if a man talked with his mouthful...he should...just swallow
0%
0 Votes
no i like to see a man talking...with a mouthful
0%
0 Votes
yes i would not like...a man farting
0%
0 Votes
no a man...can fart all he wants
8%
1 Votes
yes a man...belching is disgusting
0%
0 Votes
no i like to see...a man belching
8%
1 Votes
yes a man... should wash downstairs regularly
8%
1 Votes
no i don't mind...a man's downstairs...smelling of sweat
0%
0 Votes
13 Total Votes
being a heterosexual man...i would like to know...what women on cs...would accept...

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The Stars Are Out Of Alignment.... Again

I Noticed It In Real Life & On Line
1
8%
Nope, Same As Usual
6
46%
It Is Only C.S Regulars
1
8%
If You Build It They Will Come
0
0%
The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers /THEY LIVE
0
0%
Mandela Effect
0
0%
CERN Or Stargate
1
8%
5G !
1
8%
Turn In Your Telescope!
1
8%
Extraterrestrials Have Landed
2
15%
Total Votes
13
Had a strange or bizarre last 24-72 hours? Do you feel like the stars are out of alignment, or what?...

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Who looks most like me?

Yul Brynner
0
0%
Telly Savalas
4
31%
Other
9
69%
Total Votes
13
Yul Brynner Telly Savalas...

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Might Be Real

Unicorn
2
15%
Dragon
1
8%
Phoenix
2
15%
Pegasus
0
0%
Mermaid
2
15%
Yeti
0
0%
Bigfoot
3
23%
Locknessmonster
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Hello to you all Almost in all different culture all over the world , from ancient time to this modern era , some interesting mythical creatures were/are very popular.. So If someday somewhere One of this creature get a chance to be...Read more

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Flight Crew Training Video

Yes
10
77%
No
3
23%
Total Votes
13
Should all Airlines require performing and qualifying this on the job training regularly?...

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What should be the dance for the Obama threads?

Bunny Hop
0
0%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
0
0%
Pee Pee Dance
7
54%
Polka
1
8%
Rhumba
1
8%
Tango
1
8%
Time Warp
1
8%
Square Dance
0
0%
Waltz
2
15%
Total Votes
13
One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or Swallow" thread of 2009 is the question of the official dance of the Obama threads. While there has been strong advocacy for the Can-Can others have raised their voices and...Read more

National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes.

break me off a piece of that kit-kat-bar
2
15%
im lovin it
1
8%
wonka- what will we think of next
1
8%
what would you do for klondike bar
4
31%
bush's secret family recipe- duke knows
4
31%
5...5.... 5 flootlong
1
8%
Total Votes
13
National U.S. survey your vote counts. We need your votes. Think your answer through This is not a waste of your time....

HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???

YES
0
0%
NO
3
25%
NEVER
6
50%
LITTLE
3
25%
Total Votes
12
.........HOW MAY GUYS LIKE ME HERE???...

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Should the government create the policy to decrease the personal right from smokers?

It should, illness from smoking may cause health department ask for higher budget. We must against to pay more tax.
33%
4 Votes
It should not... unless those smokers are rich enough and ready to responsibility on their illness.
42%
5 Votes
It should not... research and development will lost their jobs
0%
0 Votes
It should not... the exporters of tobacco leaf will make more money
8%
1 Votes
It should not ... the insurance companies will take this opportunity to increase the fee
17%
2 Votes
12 Total Votes
People outside of develop countries always confuse with the campaign... STOP SMOKING whereas the government still produce its...

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If you asked Siri, do you want me to be your Daddy? How would Siri answer?

I’m not capable of love.
3
25%
I bet you say that to all the Apple products.
0
0%
I try to be satisfied with what I have.
1
8%
You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.
4
33%
The carpet needs vacuuming.
0
0%
What, again?
2
17%
No.
2
17%
Total Votes
12
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses Find the answer on this link:

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Party-Party

Piss off Boban we hate you
7
58%
Boban we hate you,piss off
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Ladies and Gentlemen it`s party time post a picture or a joke ,say anything that comes to your mind ,flirt. ...Regulars and newbies, everyone is invited and welcome ......

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Is this forum quiet

Yes
5
42%
No
1
8%
Maybe
2
17%
Someone needs to do something about it
1
8%
A few new faces
1
8%
Golf dinner
2
17%
Total Votes
12
What you think...

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You know you have made it when...

You get a gold star
0
0%
You are asked to speak to a crowd
3
25%
You get a star on a sidewalk
0
0%
you get your face on a coin
0
0%
everyone hates you
3
25%
everyone adores you
1
8%
you get a monument
0
0%
soemthing else
5
42%
Total Votes
12
Famous people get likenesses on a coin, streets named after themselves and the rest. Average if lucky get a kid named after them. I have a headstone....

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Has anyone ever used these expressions?

Yes
9
75%
No
3
25%
Only in a confessional
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
12
I don’t know what they mean but I hear these expressions used all the time. Some say they don’t mean jack shit. … are you shitting me? … I need to get my shit together....

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