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Guys ,Women with makeup looks

very Beautiful
3
10%
Pretty
6
19%
Fine
4
13%
Average
2
6%
Dracula ,haha
1
3%
witches
0
0%
Rainbow
2
6%
They look better wthout makeup
12
39%
other
1
3%
Total Votes
31

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Who would YOU vote for in the upcoming presidential election?

E-Trader Baby. He's good with numbers.
5
16%
Harry Potter. He could make congress disappear.
15
48%
Chef Gordon Ramsey. We'll all eat healthier.
11
35%
Total Votes
31
I'm still going for the R and R....

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Who is your favorite villian?

Frieza.
2
6%
Loki.
2
6%
The Joker.
16
52%
Doctor Octopus.
4
13%
Scarecrow.
5
16%
Sabertooth.
0
0%
Venom.
2
6%
Total Votes
31
Sometimes it's good to be bad....

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Which supernatural disaster would you want to live through?

Giant monster attack
4
13%
Alien invasion
14
45%
Zombie attack
8
26%
Machines rebel against Humans
5
16%
Total Votes
31
If the world is going to end then you might as well put a little imagination into it....

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD IMPROVE THE INFLATABLE DOLLS?

YES
20
65%
NO
11
35%
Total Votes
31
.......

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vintage styles r.....

so fun to wear
5
16%
getting as expensive as regular clothes
6
19%
weird for guys to wear
3
10%
trendy...reycled clothing is for me
0
0%
say what...i always wear my own style
17
55%
Total Votes
31
here we go again...a bit of fluff in today.s serious climate...

View Comments (9)

fav pick up lines from guys

heya baby let us meet and greet
4
13%
meet me at a parking lot...
6
19%
i am the best
2
6%
don.t u want to
3
10%
come on baby
5
16%
why not
11
35%
Total Votes
31
guys can b soooo outrageous thought i would throw in a few i have heard lately.....geeezzzzz...lol...

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On June 6 1944 When the German Defender Saw the Armada Coming toward them What were their First Word

Ay Caramba!
3
10%
Die Invasion! Die Invasion!
4
13%
Raus Schenell Schenell
0
0%
O Mein Gott
3
10%
Ich Kaput
3
10%
Fuck Hitler
11
35%
Wo Ist Der Fuhrer
2
6%
Hilfe! Hilfe!
2
6%
Sheisse! Sheisse!
2
6%
Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
1
3%
Total Votes
31
Imagine over 5,000 ships heading to those beaches in France, I wonder what was the first impression on those German soldiers in Normandy....

View Comments (27)

Do you find the people on cs with potty-mouths attractive?

Yes, because it tells me how spiritual they probably are.
3%
1 Votes
No, they are hiding something
6%
2 Votes
Hell yes ! because it tells me how intelligent they must really be.
3%
1 Votes
No, Makes me puke. They probably never use soap.
13%
4 Votes
Yes, it takes all kinds
6%
2 Votes
No, but it says who they really are in the real world.
52%
16 Votes
Other
16%
5 Votes
31 Total Votes
Trash-talk can disappear from the forums and then one person can come around from ancient cs history and get rank again (probably using a new nickname yet recognized) and you know which other cs members are going to be attracted to potty-talk and res...Read more

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What is your favorite animal

I love all kinds of animals!
20
67%
Reptile
1
3%
Fish
1
3%
Aquatic Mammal
0
0%
Land Mammal
7
23%
Bird
1
3%
Insect
0
0%
I hate animals!
0
0%
Total Votes
30
There are many kinds of animals. I can't mention them one by one in the options above. I myself know what animal I will choose. So generally, what is your favorite animal? Don't forget to explain your reason in the comment....

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Which of the following items was owned by the fewest U.S. homes in 1990?

home computer
14
47%
compact disk player
6
20%
cordless phone
6
20%
dishwasher
4
13%
Total Votes
30
I will reveal the answer after 50 people take the poll or someone answers correctly, which ever comes first....

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Who is the Shyest CS Member

Trueheart
1
3%
One2note
1
3%
Mollybaby
2
7%
Snookums
1
3%
Ali
2
7%
Deedee
3
10%
Conrad
2
7%
Lookin4missright
1
3%
Mercedes
0
0%
Other
17
57%
Total Votes
30
Vote Early, Vote Often....

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What do women prefer wearing?

Trainers
5
17%
Shoes
3
10%
Boots
9
30%
High heels
2
7%
Slippers
1
3%
Prefer bare foot
5
17%
Ice skates
0
0%
Ski's
0
0%
Roller skates
2
7%
Other
3
10%
Total Votes
30
Women you can Vote now and feel free to share your views...

View Comments (16)

Who do you resemble most?

Father
15
50%
Mother
13
43%
Mailman
2
7%
Total Votes
30
People who have seen photos of my parents say I look like my dad and my brother looks like my mom... Who do you resemble?...

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What kind of Dreams do you watch Often ?

Romantic
11
37%
About Business
0
0%
Sexy
8
27%
Political
0
0%
Scientific
1
3%
Horror
2
7%
ordinary
0
0%
General
6
20%
Sports
0
0%
Other
2
7%
Total Votes
30
please .....

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Your relationship as a book?

Options Trading
0
0%
Outdoor Activities
3
10%
You're so Sweet
5
17%
What's for Dinner
1
3%
Tug of War
7
23%
Vegas Weddings
0
0%
The Candy Store
2
7%
Tear up those Betting Slips
1
3%
Rangers in the Night
3
10%
Personal Best
8
27%
Total Votes
30

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Whomever has Bigger Gun does the most Negotiating...

Yes
15
50%
No
2
7%
What's a Gun
2
7%
Love Gun
4
13%
Don't know
0
0%
Forgot
0
0%
I'm with Stupid.
7
23%
Total Votes
30

Are you a democrat or republican or independent?

republican
7
23%
democrat
8
27%
independent
14
47%
independent you say? this third party is a joke.
1
3%
Total Votes
30
And the shit comes rollin in!...

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A rat whose name was Mat wanted to chat!

Mat the rat should get lost
10
33%
Poor mouse..just wanted to chat
8
27%
no idea
12
40%
Total Votes
30
what do u think of this one...

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Beer before Liquer never been sicker, Liquer then Beer drink with no fear?

TRUE
10
33%
FALSE
13
43%
MAYBE
2
7%
ALCOHOL IS BAD... MKAY
5
17%
Total Votes
30
Some say it's true, I don't believe it....

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Cold Hands can Ruin THE MOOD?

Yes
12
40%
No
7
23%
Not Sure
3
10%
I have a good remedy for that?
6
20%
Hate U?
1
3%
Other?
1
3%
Total Votes
30
I'm a little self-conscience about that?...

I want to do a poll?

Favourite Animals
8
28%
Favourite Foods
0
0%
Favourite Football Teams
1
3%
Favourite Sexual Locations
12
41%
Favourite Nursery Rhyme
2
7%
Favourite Bible Story
2
7%
Favourite Character on Craggy Island
4
14%
Total Votes
29
I want to do a poll as im bored so im doing a poll on what people think i should do a poll on ok im really bored now. hess give me some of your wine...

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Is she spicy? Is she a gamble ?

Yes spicy
7
24%
Not spicy
1
3%
Undecided
1
3%
A gamble
3
10%
Not a gamble
1
3%
Undecided
4
14%
Both
4
14%
Neither
8
28%
Total Votes
29
X2...

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What should I do?

Spend the day working and meet a customer deadline
16
55%
Bunk off work and walk around Howth cliffs
13
45%
Total Votes
29
One of the benefits of being self employed and working from home is that you don't have a boss looking over your shoulder...

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Does your dog talk to you? If so how?

through his or here eyes
14
48%
via there blackberry they got for there birthday
3
10%
old fashion ink and a feather pin
1
3%
through abstract art of their own making
0
0%
a wireless keyboard that lays beside there bed
1
3%
duh we communicate via telekinesis
4
14%
all the above
6
21%
Total Votes
29
Another interesting poll hope I don't waste to much of your time. Besides you could be using it to discuss the toilet paper roll controversy....

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