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Have you ever thrown something at the TV?

Yes It was fun!
13
21%
Yes and I broke it (Sigh)
6
10%
No I'm a Cool Cat!
19
31%
No but I've REALLY wanted to!
20
32%
Damn Nintendo Wii!!
4
6%
Damn Atari lol
0
0%
Total Votes
62
From seeing our Prime ministers/Presidents face on the screen to that space invaders level you just couldn't beat and even the cushion fight that went wrong, For decades we have been throwing things at our tv's.. Whats your story? [color=darkolivegre...Read more

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how many of u have taken a good state licence photo

yes
27
44%
no
14
23%
you can take a good one??!!
21
34%
Total Votes
62
i look like i was shocked...

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2+2=?

1
7
11%
3
3
5%
47
5
8%
Banana
47
76%
Total Votes
62
Just a silly poll......

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are you cold right now?

yes
19
31%
no
34
55%
kinda
9
15%
Total Votes
62
ARE YOU COLD RIGHT NOW? because I am....

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FAKE TAN POLL

Do you think it looks nice on a girl ?
8
13%
No I hate it on a girl !
22
36%
Why do you think the patch look is sexy
9
15%
umpa lumpa dupa dee do !
22
36%
Total Votes
61
Irish ladies and fake tan whats with it ?? Do guys actually like it on a Girl?...

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Are there any polls on here that actually make sense?

Not that I've seen.
41
67%
Hey! Didn't you read my poll?
9
15%
Dude, what's a poll?
6
10%
I'm a poll dancer.
5
8%
Total Votes
61
Every single poll I've seen is either pointless, makes absolutely no sense, or is written in a manner suggestive of general illiteracy....

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Boys,Do you like the

White girls
20
33%
Black /ebony girls
3
5%
Asian girls (Indian Type)
1
2%
Asian Girl(Chines Type)
4
7%
Latin Girls
8
13%
I dont care all have same Features
18
30%
hispanic Girls
1
2%
Sorry Ali ,i am attracted to gays ,hehe
2
3%
Other
4
7%
Total Votes
61

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Wand to become millionaire ?

Yes
46
75%
No
11
18%
Dont knw
4
7%
Total Votes
61
why ??????????????...

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What should be done?

Give all the little kids puppies and Kitties.
8
13%
Continue w/ the beatings until all are quite.
9
15%
Take a hot bubble bath w/ Crusty the Clown.
0
0%
Have a cream pie tossing contest.
1
2%
Or maybe a banana eating contest.
1
2%
Bring on back the sock hop - good times.
2
3%
Have a beer and shut it.
11
18%
Take a nudie run on Greek Row (ITS CCCCCOOLD!)
2
3%
Just sit and scratch . . . . . whatever.
2
3%
what should be done about what?
25
41%
Total Votes
61
A lot of scared post, so thought I'd start a mindless poll. Have fun ya'll!...

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What would you do if you had your own clone?

Stay home and send the clone to work.
37
61%
Double date.
5
8%
Start fights and have the clone finish them.
3
5%
Now you can finally kick yourself.
6
10%
You do the dishes. The clone mows the lawn.
10
16%
Total Votes
61

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What do you think makes you happy?

Picnicking with friends
19
32%
Reading a Love Book
6
10%
Smelling cinnamon
7
12%
Spying someone you like
10
17%
Blowing soap bubbles
3
5%
Thinking of Cs´s someone
6
10%
Watering the plants
4
7%
Repairing the car
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Or maybe something more?...

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Is there any pregnant Girl on the CS ?

Yes
14
23%
No
7
12%
May be
4
7%
i dont know
21
35%
Ali ,i was but gave the birth yesterday
4
7%
I dont have Ultarasound machine
4
7%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
60

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Which one in the following is used more than another while driving a manual car....?

Clutch
46
77%
Breaks
14
23%
Total Votes
60
Dream drive................

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the new year

yeah..looking fwd to it...
22
37%
expecting nothing new
17
28%
sane ole...same oie
14
23%
it is party time
7
12%
Total Votes
60
Just wondering where other folks are with the change of the year...at least of the calendar......

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Is this funny?

yes
21
35%
no
39
65%
Total Votes
60
Or is it just me?...

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Men Are Generally Perfect and Women Are Generally Crazy?

Generally True
21
35%
Generally NOT True
27
45%
I better NEVER Meet You MR.
7
12%
Other?
5
8%
Total Votes
60
Hey, don't get mad, I read this idea online?...

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THIS CUTE GREEK GUY ON CS KEEPS CALLING ME SWEATY SWAN RATHER THAN SWEETY SWAN, DO I?

Tell him it's SWEETY swan!!!!
22
37%
Carry on laughing about it
12
20%
Be sweaty swan for him
14
23%
I'll have some explaining to do for posting this
12
20%
Total Votes
60
You got to love the passionate Greeks. He can't speak English properly and actually told me he is posting his heart to the moon for me and I should do same!!!! Very cute!!!!...

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IM is down... Lol such a joke now... Who else thinks it's a joke?

Just a joke and it will never be fixed?
42
71%
Will be fixed?
17
29%
Total Votes
59
No joke... I think most will agree.......

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What is your favourite comedy?

Fawlty Towers
10
17%
Father Ted
8
14%
Frasier
13
22%
Rising Damp
1
2%
Outnumbered
1
2%
Men Behaving Badly
9
15%
The IT Crowd
1
2%
The Office
4
7%
Are You Being Served
5
8%
Seinfeld
7
12%
Total Votes
59
A mix of old and new there...

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A huge asteroid will wipe us out in 24 hours! Do you get:

Annoyed
2
3%
Panicky
5
8%
Plastered
4
7%
Laid
21
36%
On your knees and pray
5
8%
Stoned
3
5%
Guilty about the bills you haven't paid
0
0%
Your lawnmower back
1
2%
All of the above
4
7%
None of the above
14
24%
Total Votes
59
I guess it's something we all think about once in a while. . . what to do if you only had a day to live. Not a good time to procrastinate!...

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PLS READ THE HUMOUR CONTEST TO VOTE FOR THE BEST HUMORIST (Part1)

Indyfella
10
17%
Erickissesdeeply
9
15%
Kitty01
9
15%
Imaredneckwoman
7
12%
Fellfrosch
3
5%
RillyNiceGuy
18
31%
HeartsDesire61
2
3%
Rickster
1
2%
Total Votes
59
With some inspiration and discussion with Ms. Zellarone I came up with the Humour Contest idea. The contest is over. We eventually had 15 participants take part. As per what was decided i have put up 2 polls with the names of the participants...

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guys who wear pink

turns me off
9
15%
who cares
23
39%
i like it
22
37%
not on my man
5
8%
Total Votes
59
have to goof off a bit...

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#2. Which supernatural event do you think could really happen?

Plants attack Humans.
2
3%
Asteroid crashes into earth.
19
32%
Worldwide viral outbreak.
17
29%
Machines rebel against humans.
3
5%
Talking dog discovered.
5
8%
1st successful human brain transplant.
3
5%
Satan gets reality TV show.
10
17%
Total Votes
59
I hope I'm not around if any of this happens....

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The Sign Says "WET PAINT" ~Do You~

Touch to see if it is dry yet
27
46%
Repect the sign and don't touch
21
36%
Inscribe your initials in it
3
5%
Take down the sign
3
5%
Wish you could have chosen the color
5
8%
Total Votes
59
The Painted area is a public restroom and the color used is lime green....

What type of death do you expect ?

a peaceful death
25
42%
a painless death
3
5%
a respectful death
4
7%
a heroic death
6
10%
above (1,2,3,& 4) all in one death
5
8%
a death with my loving ones
1
2%
a death with my enemies
4
7%
an exemplary death
1
2%
a postponable death
2
3%
a suicidal death
8
14%
Total Votes
59

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