Bush Claims Victory in Iraq , with Obama's
Perfect Arabic Dialect
5
15%
Sympothizing With Ground Zero Mosque Union
5
15%
Duping Nobel Peace Prize Intellect Committee
4
12%
No Bama-Really GOP Underground Won
7
21%
Other!
12
36%
Total Votes
33
We won......
Worst Thanksgiving table question?
Are you a leg or a thigh man?
4
12%
Would you like to try my breast?
13
39%
Would you please pass your cranberries to me?
2
6%
Will you both grab my wish bone and pull?
3
9%
Can I have my pie and Edith too?
3
9%
Did you think that the turkey tasted fowl?
3
9%
Do they mount stuffed turkeys like they do deer?
0
0%
Who's doing 'Grace' this year?
1
3%
Are the Lions on TV today?
2
6%
Do 'Turkey Claws' bring presents?
2
6%
Total Votes
33
Well we Americans survived another Thanksgiving and another Black Friday. So what is the worst question asked around the table that took hours of cooking to prepare and only minutes to 'gobble' down? You decide or share your own....
I am scared of cs girls becoz
I am shy
7
21%
blushing
0
0%
Coward
3
9%
They are gorgeous
1
3%
very rich
1
3%
Hell Dengerous
4
12%
They are police women
2
6%
They have weapons and bombs and tanks and jets and
7
21%
Drones and .........
1
3%
other
7
21%
Total Votes
33
What would you do if you were quitting your job?
Cuss out your boss.
5
15%
Cuss out that certain co-worker.
4
12%
Take some valium and leave graciously.
24
73%
Total Votes
33
What's the best way to get someone's personal information?
Listen to their cell phone conversation.
8
24%
Search their trash.
8
24%
Ask their Ex.
17
52%
Total Votes
33
I'll pick one. Some of these people talk so loudly on their phones that picking up details about them isn't hard....
ladies ,where do you want to takeoff yours in the
Bedroom
11
33%
the Car
1
3%
On the beach
2
6%
I can takeoff anywhere
7
21%
No,i want to have all the times
1
3%
Anywhere My guy wants me
6
18%
only in the cool weather
2
6%
other
3
9%
Total Votes
33
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . Where do u takeoff your Sun glasses ?...
relationships...what would a woman..say most to a man?
I miss you
12
36%
I hate you
2
6%
Why are you late
3
9%
you can sleep on the sofa
1
3%
i have a headache/I'm not in the mood
5
15%
do i look fat in this
4
12%
Shut up
1
3%
one last chance
1
3%
you forgot my birthday
0
0%
other
4
12%
Total Votes
33
just a bit of humour...
Which do you...prefer to be friends with?
heterosexual men
4
12%
homosexual men
2
6%
heterosexual women
8
25%
lesbian women
2
6%
transperson
1
3%
pets
8
25%
vampires
0
0%
aliens
1
3%
themselves
2
6%
no one
4
12%
Total Votes
32
make your choice...
how do you like your spaghetti prepared
with butter
1
3%
marinara sauce
12
38%
alla puttanesca
2
6%
pesto
3
9%
alfredo
2
6%
vodka
0
0%
butter
1
3%
bolgnese
4
12%
arrabbiata sauce
1
3%
Creamy Wild Mushroom Sauce
6
19%
Total Votes
32
this is how my bros and I would put it away on Sunday afternoons...
The Earth is...
round
25
78%
flat
3
9%
square
0
0%
I have no idea
1
3%
what's the Earth?
0
0%
I'm an alien
3
9%
Total Votes
32
Yesterday I visited a local forum and found its members very seriously discussing whether the Earth is round or flat. I had quite a good laugh reading their answers. Let's see what the Connecting Singles' forum members think about...
Which stunt would you try for $100.000?
Put lipstick on a sleeping bear.
5
16%
Go grocery shopping while naked.
4
12%
Wear the same clothes 24/7 for a year.
3
9%
Sleep in a trash dumpster for a week.
7
22%
Eat live spiders.
2
6%
Pick a fight in a biker bar.
11
34%
Total Votes
32
How much taxes are on $100.000?...
Which alien would you want to go out on a date with?
Predator.
7
22%
Klingon.
5
16%
Vulcan.
9
28%
Romulan.
3
9%
Brelac.
0
0%
Skrull.
1
3%
Ewok.
7
22%
Total Votes
32
The perfect question for a dating site....
How Fast Does Time Seem To Go By For You
like a jet
13
41%
like a flying bird
2
6%
like a flying bird droping something on your head
2
6%
like a floating flower petal
0
0%
like a train
3
9%
like pace you are forced to walk at shoping mall
1
3%
like you are getting way too old
8
25%
too drunk to know
3
9%
Total Votes
32
everyone says time flies,have you noticed?...
#2. Which pet would you buy for your kid if the nagged you hard enough?
A horse.
16
50%
Vampire bat.
2
6%
Rattlesnake.
3
9%
Dingo.
1
3%
Alligator
5
16%
Octopus.
5
16%
Total Votes
32
I'm glad I don't have kids....
What's the best way to measure a person's intelligence?
which school they attended.
0
0%
What type of degree they hold.
3
9%
What type of job they hold.
3
9%
What achievements they have.
14
44%
If they talk too much or not.
12
38%
Total Votes
32
DO YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY?
No
19
59%
Not even for Australians
1
3%
Not even for Vegetarians
1
3%
Not even for Australian Vegetarians
11
34%
Total Votes
32
In the interests of impartiality....
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
7
7
22%
3
3
9%
17
11
34%
0
11
34%
Total Votes
32
I've always wanted to know...
Why do certain people moon others?
They see it as surprising, and therefore, funny.
18
56%
I've done because it's surprising and/or funny.
1
3%
They want to show their private area for attention
3
9%
I've done for general attention.
2
6%
I think they are angry and saying "Kiss it."
1
3%
I have done to say "Kiss it."
2
6%
They need it wiped.
1
3%
I have done because I needed it wiped.
1
3%
They are trying to attract someone sexually.
2
6%
I have done to attract someone attracted to.
1
3%
Total Votes
32
Why in God's name and anyone's name do people sometimes moon people? I am not into the nudity thing, but even if I thought it were acceptable, I can't see wanting to show things in that way....
Cliché Character Types....Who's You?
Broken-hearted Walking Wounde
4
12%
Attention whore, it's all about MEEEEE!!!!
2
6%
Single mom with kids needs some Help/TLC
2
6%
Married dude looking for a Bit-on-the-Side...
1
3%
Desperate Housewife, single and Clock Ticking!!!
0
0%
Dirty Old Man looking for a young girl PERV...
4
12%
Boring, middle-aged, desperate LAST chancer...
0
0%
Broke, divorced, thick-as-a-brick beer drinker...
1
3%
Gorgeous, wonderful, a total catch BABE!!...
13
41%
Handsome, eligible, and HOT!!
5
16%
Total Votes
32
Please accept this as humour, tongue-in-cheek. On a bad hair-hangover and you've just stubbed your toe-day, which of these sorry clichés would you imagine yourself to be?...only those with a sense of humour need apply. if your particular cliché-t...Read more
Rate Your Performance- Rating Photo's, Comment's, and Contacting Others?
A- Excellent
4
12%
B- Above Average
6
19%
C- Average
14
44%
D- Not acceptable
1
3%
WT- F
3
9%
Other?
3
9%
Don't care about Singles?
1
3%
Total Votes
32
I spend more time waisted on Blogs and Polls?...
When can Water Sports be applied...?
when you spend a lot of time on the water
8
25%
swimming laps at the local pool
1
3%
playing with the rubber ducky in the tub
4
12%
snorkeling, typically at the sea
1
3%
applied to the things that make your sheets wet
2
6%
Co-ed showers
3
9%
All the above and more
9
28%
Don't know?
2
6%
Other?
2
6%
Total Votes
32
Water Sports are my hobbie!...
A monkey on a tree is tanking with a
bee
5
16%
himself
9
29%
no one
0
0%
the monkey should come off the tree at once
2
6%
poor tree
2
6%
poor bee
0
0%
now i am confused
13
42%
Total Votes
31
hello hello... what do u think?...
Man of the year, only vote if you're drunk.
Assange
7
23%
Obama
2
6%
Mel Gibson
7
23%
Paws
4
13%
Stewie (Family Guy)
11
35%
Total Votes
31
Not to blow my own horn, but I did create the universe....
Most likely to occur this Year- 2011
OBummer has a Nervous Breakdown/Vacation again?
2
6%
Obummer Re-Awared the Nobel Peace Prize+Fruit Pop
1
3%
Israel Lunches Major Air Strike
6
19%
Unusually cold Winter saves the Polar Bear's
4
13%
Charlie Sheen gets Porn on Prime Time TV :)
2
6%
Gays over the World Are Married/Except Middle E.
5
16%
West Coast Missile Travels around the World
1
3%
Health Care Bill Gets booted across the Mex.Border
2
6%
Lebron James quits the Heat B-Ball Team
1
3%
Oprah Has a Twin Lesbian Sister
7
23%
Total Votes
31
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