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If money was problem which luxury vehicle would you choose?

Lambroghini
10
10%
Ferrari
16
16%
Rolls Royce
10
10%
Porche
7
7%
Aston Martin
10
10%
Jaguar
7
7%
Mercedes
12
12%
BMW
10
10%
Range Rover
16
16%
Total Votes
98
Which car would you choose?...

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Have you ever worn a straw hat in public (controversy again in the Forums!!)

yes, but the devil made me do it
19
20%
no, I would be too ashamed
22
23%
yes, but that was before I knew better
3
3%
no, my friends would all leave me
8
8%
yes, I am a delegate at the Republican convention
2
2%
it's my glee club uniform - I have no choice
1
1%
yes, I am proud to wear it and I've taken my meds!
19
20%
I am Claayer (Eupho) so that's ok
5
5%
No comment - this might be an immigration sting
9
9%
Polls are for serious subjects (aliens and such!)
9
9%
Total Votes
97
About time we got some serious debate in the Forums. All comments welcome...even from hat wearers...

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Are you shy?

Yes
32
33%
No
22
23%
Depends on whome i'm with
23
24%
A little bit
19
20%
Total Votes
96
Honest Answer...

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How much can intelligence turn you on?

A lot!
64
67%
A bit.
23
24%
It does nothing for me!
6
6%
It turns me off.
3
3%
Total Votes
96
Intelligence created Geek/Nerd/Dork. Intelligence created the civilization! Intelligence created this website! Can intelligence create ‘true love’?...

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Who is in your Photo... ???

You
71
76%
Myself and Two Uglies, Pick N Choose?
5
5%
You, Half decade ago
0
0%
You, Fifty pounds/kgs ago
2
2%
Famous actor or model from Russia
2
2%
Vampire
2
2%
Caveman:No Photo- Don't Own Camara
3
3%
Other?
8
9%
Total Votes
93
You never know what you might get......

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Do looks really matter?

Well hell yes
35
38%
Not at all
12
13%
That depends
40
43%
Depands on my mood
5
5%
Total Votes
92
Its all in fun, but to see if looks really do matter!!...

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IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC. WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE

SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC.
18
20%
DOESN'T HAVE ALL HIS CORNFLAKES IN ONE BOX.
1
1%
FELL OUT OF THE STUPID TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH.
29
32%
THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODYS HOME.
17
19%
AS CONFUSED AS A HUNGARY BABY IN A TOPLESS BAR.
12
13%
ONE FLOOR SHORT OF A BUNGALOW.
3
3%
CUP AND SAUCER SHORT OF A PLACE SETTING.
2
2%
TO HAVE KANGROSS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK.
1
1%
AS CRAZY AS A SACK FULL OF FERRETS.
5
5%
FEW DOLLY MIXTURES SHORT OF A FULL PACKET.
3
3%
Total Votes
91
VOTE FOR YOU FAVOURITE IDIOMS AND EUPHEMISTIC....

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My brother's nickname is Bubba. I have many. What's yours & why?

Show off!
24
26%
Beautiful!
16
18%
Lover Boy!
14
15%
Teach!
5
5%
Sweety
12
13%
Sister
6
7%
Scaredy Cat
3
3%
Sarcy
2
2%
Gold digger
4
4%
Sugardaddy
5
5%
Total Votes
91
nicknames...

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Socks with sandals. Yes or no?

Yes.
5
6%
No.
85
94%
Total Votes
90
I'll take a bullet before I give up my flip flops....

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Are 4 Polls (or is it 5) too many Polls on one Poll?

uhDuh
12
13%
Definitely
15
17%
Certainly Not!
6
7%
KEEP 'EM COMIN
25
28%
it caused me to log out
4
4%
it makes me suicidal
2
2%
it makes me homicidal
5
6%
it makes me miss Gilly
1
1%
Its how I know its monday
5
6%
just one more and i would feel complete
14
16%
Total Votes
89
see above vote now last one from me i swear...

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Have u ever kissed a bad kisser?

Yes,a few times.
64
73%
No,i haven't.
8
9%
Yeah,alot!
5
6%
Am even a bad kisser.
1
1%
Yet to have my first kiss.
5
6%
I don't kiss!I just get down 2 business!
5
6%
Total Votes
88
It happened last week Tuesday.We've been going out for sometime and i was like,'hey,you've got to give it a try'. But honestly,i wish i didn't cos it was disappointing.She was a bad kisser....

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If you were a season.....

Autumn
21
24%
Winter
12
14%
Spring
26
30%
Summer
29
33%
Total Votes
88
Lets say you could be a season - what season would you be and why?...

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To Argue with a Woman is

Sucide
14
16%
Crazyness
11
12%
Smart
4
5%
Stupid
27
31%
Symbol of Love
6
7%
To learn something
15
17%
to catch the Eye
2
2%
to prove Eficiency
0
0%
Other
7
8%
Sorry Ladies ..haha
2
2%
Total Votes
88
Plz be Kind to me...

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Favorite color???

Purple/Violet
22
25%
Blue/Navy
24
28%
Green/Olive
9
10%
Yellow
4
5%
Orange
3
3%
Red
13
15%
Brown
0
0%
Black
7
8%
White
3
3%
Silver or Gold
2
2%
Total Votes
87
I like GREEN,How about ya?...

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The Quickest way to mans heart?

through his tummy?
28
32%
Buy him something he wants?
1
1%
through his pants?
36
41%
stalk him for months?
1
1%
kidnap him and make him want you?
5
6%
pretend your interested in the same things?
8
9%
get him drunk?
8
9%
Total Votes
87

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Which country is better? this is just for fun

canada
53
62%
usa
33
38%
Total Votes
86
just for fun i want to see what everyone thinks the every day competing between the 2 countries...

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If you couldn't be a human what animal would you be?

Dog
9
10%
Cat
8
9%
Lion or tiger
18
21%
Dolphin
10
12%
Monkey
4
5%
Bird
11
13%
Octopus
3
3%
Goat
0
0%
Lizard
3
3%
Other
20
23%
Total Votes
86
I always find this a really interesting question and thought I'd put it out there as you can learn a lot about people by what they choose and why....

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Which food item would you eat on a dare?

Spinach in the can
19
22%
Tofu
11
13%
Tripe
11
13%
Canned spam
16
19%
12 raw oysters
29
34%
Total Votes
86
Go for the gross out....

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Is it True that Most of women are Jealouse to Each other ?

Yes it is True
40
47%
No ,it is not
14
16%
depends on the Individual
19
22%
I dont know
3
4%
yes they are ,why ?
7
8%
Ali it is Women's matter (Hug)
1
1%
If they eat Hot paper
0
0%
Other
1
1%
Total Votes
85

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DO WE NEED MORE OBAMA THREADS

NO
35
41%
NO
2
2%
NO
2
2%
NO
1
1%
NOPE
3
4%
MAYBE NOT
1
1%
DEFINITELY NOT
20
24%
NO WAY JOSE
5
6%
WHAT??????????
4
5%
JEEEEEEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
12
14%
Total Votes
85
Please Vote Honestly! Vote your Conscience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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How Do you like the name: Sarah?

Great
35
42%
Nice
25
30%
I don't like this name
16
19%
Other( plz tell)
8
10%
Total Votes
84
please write you Idea about this name (Sarah)...

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The end is coming,do u feel it????

yes i do ,all over my bones
17
20%
thats bullshit man,sci-fi shit
43
51%
thank u lord.i ll stop paying my 3 ex allimonies
2
2%
WHAT??? VODKA IS OVER???? AGAIN???
8
10%
what??just got my new marcedes ,damn
2
2%
cant feel a thing dude ,i am stoned
6
7%
no way GOD is on our side
6
7%
Total Votes
84
just for the laughs...

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What happened to Yuri Gagarin's eyebrow?

Bad Wax Job?
21
25%
Tweezers attack orquestrated by Americans?
13
15%
Someone set fire to his vodka?
22
26%
none of the above
28
33%
Total Votes
84
First man in space had a very weird eyebrow. What happened to him?...

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Are you grumpy or nice when you first wake up?

I am cool, calm, and collected.
28
34%
Give me some time.
15
18%
I need my coffee first.
20
24%
I need a cigarette first.
4
5%
I talk a lot.
1
1%
I am nice.
6
7%
It's not me, it's you.
2
2%
I am not telling.
2
2%
Other.
5
6%
Total Votes
83
Which one of the answers best describes you?...

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Ladies how good are you in the kitchen

No very good I'm only 5ft
4
5%
I've got a stool and know how to use it
6
7%
I've got one good recipe
5
6%
I don't know what you mean
3
4%
I'm adequate but need more lessons
5
6%
I've never had a man that was any good in the kitc
0
0%
My cupboards are full
2
2%
I have all the ingredients a good man could need
28
34%
I'm good but I don't like cleaning up the mess
16
20%
I have a full recipe book
13
16%
Total Votes
82
So ladies how good are you at cooking up some good lovin in the kitchen when your man needs feeding?? .........

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