Should Scottish porridge miners retire at 60
yes
11
58%
no
2
11%
dont care because I hate porridge
6
32%
Total Votes
19
As you might be aware porridge mining is a very dangerous job, many miners die from the fumes given off by the unrefined porridge crystals....
joke of the day................
you liked it
5
26%
you didnt like it
5
26%
didnt understand
1
5%
what is suppository?
1
5%
like jokes
3
16%
dont like jokes
1
5%
other
3
16%
Total Votes
19
The suppository says to the missile, bless you that you go to the skys....
One More Try - What Dance For The Obama Threads
Bunny Hop
1
5%
Can-Can
0
0%
Charleston
0
0%
Pee-Pee Dance
8
42%
Polka
0
0%
Rhumba
2
11%
Tango
3
16%
Time Warp
3
16%
Square Dance
1
5%
Waltz
1
5%
Total Votes
19
OK, it looks like the video embedding killed the poll before. Let's try it just with links (square dance vid is Bugs Bunny all you 'toon fans) One of the biggest controversies on Connecting Singles since the "Starling or...Read more
What new products will Tim Cook unveil tomorrow in Cupertino Ca?
New iPhones?
4
22%
An iCar?
2
11%
An iWatch?
1
6%
IDildos?
1
6%
New IOS 7 Features?
4
22%
An iBra?
4
22%
The iBible?
2
11%
Total Votes
18
Apple is hosting another product event at its HQ, Tuesday 8/10/13. So, what will be its latest products?...
Do you like your photo on your Drivers License or other ID .
Yes
7
39%
No
8
44%
Other
3
17%
I don't have a Drivers License or other ID
0
0%
Other
0
0%
Total Votes
18
I just renewed my REAL ID-compliant driver’s license and my photo sucks....
The only one ,JOKE thread
Yes,would be good.
10
56%
No ,we r ok now.
8
44%
Total Votes
18
Wouldn't be better if we post all jokes in ONE thread,and make it go and go.it would be better ,cos evertime we wanna have some laugh we can enter the joke thread and read tons of jokes,instead of to entering different threads only for 1 joke. So...
For all the non-Sri Lankans out there... What is kottu??
Place
2
11%
City
0
0%
Restaurant
1
6%
Food
13
72%
Sri Lankan rapper
2
11%
Total Votes
18
............
Adam, Where Are You? Simple Question need simple Answer
I'm naked
3
17%
I'm here
4
22%
What does location got to do with nakedness
5
28%
All of the above
6
33%
Total Votes
18
don't blame men for swerving simple questions...
Which aliens do you think we could beat if they really invaded Earth?
Daleks.
2
11%
Romulans.
4
22%
The Zerg.
4
22%
The Kree.
1
6%
Cybermen.
3
17%
The Brelac.
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Watch the skies....
Ladies ,How big Yours is
Ali , i have a Big one
5
28%
I am shy
2
11%
My Man says i have a Nice one
1
6%
I have a simple one
1
6%
I dont know
4
22%
Not me but my man has a Big one ,haha
1
6%
Average
1
6%
Others
3
17%
Total Votes
18
Ladies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Big your personality is ?...
women who are...concerned about their waistline?
Could wear a corset
2
11%
Could have a tummy tuck
1
6%
Could diet
4
22%
Could exorcize
4
22%
Could have lots of sex
2
11%
Could ask for advice
0
0%
Could eat more
1
6%
Could run marathons
0
0%
Could buy a skipping rope
0
0%
Could do northing
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Can women go with drama in their lives?
No
4
22%
Yes
14
78%
Total Votes
18
We all know a good number of women...love drama and seek drama...in their personal lives or by watching soaps or by social media..but if everything...really was perfect for women and they never wanted for anything...would they look for something...an...Read more
What do you like to have with your McDonald’s French Fries?
A Plain baloney sandwich
1
6%
A Baloney sandwich with tomato salt n pepper
1
6%
A bowl of Wendy’s chili
1
6%
A box of Kentucky Fried Chicken
5
28%
A bowl of corn flakes
0
0%
A banana
0
0%
A bowl of Greek bean soup
0
0%
A dish of macaroni and cheese
0
0%
A banana split
1
6%
A Other
9
50%
Total Votes
18
I think McDonald’s crispy French fries go with anything edible, especially baloney sandwiches washed down with a cold beer....
Which do you prefer CoronaVirus or CoronaExtra
Virus
4
24%
Extra
10
59%
CoronaGalrads
3
18%
Total Votes
17
I’ll go with Extra...
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 ... Who will foot the bill?
Mexico
12%
2 Votes
Ukraine
6%
1 Votes
All other member NATO nations
12%
2 Votes
Vietnam
6%
1 Votes
Tesla
6%
1 Votes
Great Britain’s Monarchy will as settlement for burning the USA’s Whitehouse.
0%
0 Votes
Canada
0%
0 Votes
The Winner’s award in the next Eurovision contest
0%
0 Votes
All the above
18%
3 Votes
Other
41%
7 Votes
17 Total Votes
USA to put humans on the moon again in 2021 Who will pay to do this again?...
World's Straw Poll...
- Prez. O`Bummer
2
12%
- Monkey
8
47%
Other?
7
41%
Total Votes
17
My Vote Counts......
what is lldddlddwlddlllldldldl
A. a market town in south Wales
2
12%
B. a chorus from a Rolf Harris song
9
53%
C. the results of Rangers last 22 games in Europe
6
35%
Total Votes
17
just wondering !!...
Ladies ,Is it True ?
yes Ali it is True
3
18%
No No it isnt
3
18%
Who Says ?
3
18%
I dont Know
0
0%
AAhhh...Yess ..aahh I love more and More
1
6%
Just sometimes
2
12%
May be More Than Twice a day
1
6%
All the Day and Night make me happy
2
12%
Other
2
12%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . is it true that women eat More than Men ?...
Which decade was comedy at it's best?
1930s
0
0%
1940s
2
12%
1950s
1
6%
1960s
4
24%
1970s
3
18%
1980s
3
18%
1990s
2
12%
2000s
0
0%
2010s
2
12%
2020s
0
0%
Total Votes
17
In my opinion...These days political correctness has ruined comedy and not much modern comedy would be funny to me...but back in the 60s...70s...80s and 1990s...I think comedy was at it's best and a gigantic task it would be...for me to list all the...
Guys,how often do you want to show your girl ?
Once
1
6%
She wants to see everytime
2
12%
She isnt intrested
0
0%
She loves to have with her all the times
0
0%
Mine is her
3
18%
Is she shows me first
3
18%
Sometimes
1
6%
Depends on mood
4
24%
she cant live withour mine
0
0%
Other
3
18%
Total Votes
17
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your Photo Album...
what do you do ,, if the front door is shut...?
poke it with your finger
0
0%
sniff at it
1
6%
oil it
1
6%
use a jerry bar
2
12%
peep at it
4
24%
or try the back door
9
53%
Total Votes
17
what do you do if the front door is closed ,,...
Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS?
Yes. I Am OFFENDED Right Now
2
12%
Yes. Who Is PAYING For My Therapy
1
6%
No. It Is The "SNOWFLAKE GENERATION"
2
12%
No, But The WORLD Is Laughing At Us.
1
6%
STOP TRIGGERING ME!
2
12%
No. This Is ORWELLIAN News Speak
0
0%
No. This Is To Squash The RESISTANCE!
0
0%
Does This Include ALLAHU AKBAR!?
2
12%
WHAT NEXT!!??, Explanation Points!!!!???
2
12%
They Are NOT The Boss Of ME!
5
29%
Total Votes
17
(2:46) Do capital letters make you ANXIOUS? No worries, UK university has your back Students at Leeds University have turned into such sensitive and fragile creatures that lecturers have been cautioned against using cap...Read more
What do you think?
Is Anvilania Evil?
1
6%
Is Anvilania Good?
0
0%
Anvilania?
0
0%
As Above
1
6%
As Below
0
0%
As on #10
0
0%
Same as #1
0
0%
Wanna Bash Anvilania
2
12%
Is it REALY that Evil?
4
24%
Don't Know!
9
53%
Total Votes
17
Let's REALLY Bash that §&%?!£$-Place...
Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?
Yes
6
38%
No
10
62%
Total Votes
16
Is Oscar The Grouch made of Pot ?...
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