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Which super power would you like to have?

Super strength.
3
4%
Teleportation.
15
22%
Invisibility.
31
46%
Flight.
9
13%
Invulnerability.
3
4%
Intangibility.
1
1%
Shape shifting.
5
7%
Total Votes
67
I'd like the ability to save more money. That would really be super....

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Emperor George W. Bush #1

Yes
17
25%
No
50
75%
Total Votes
67
Bush 43 did such a great job as President of the U.S.A. and kept us safe, here, after 9/11, I believe he should now be Emporer Bush #1 of the entire world. Please vote Yes or No here. The results will be disseminated on msnbc after a week of vot...Read more

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What would you rather be?

Famous singer
14
21%
Famous actor
11
16%
Famous writer
25
37%
A potato
17
25%
Total Votes
67
Just for fun...

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Cs girls dont write me an email becoz

they arent intrested
42
64%
Not looking
2
3%
Thier hands dont work
5
8%
weak eye sight
4
6%
they are Commited wth others
1
2%
Guys have decieved them
5
8%
Other
6
9%
Total Votes
66

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What would you rather have today: a baby or a puppy?

Baby
15
23%
Puppy
51
77%
Total Votes
66

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Which do you prefer?

Sexy neighbors
53
80%
Rich neighbors
13
20%
Total Votes
66
Which is better hot-n-sexy neighbors or rich neighbors?...

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Is dating a co-worker a good idea or bad?

Good idea
13
20%
Bad idea
53
80%
Total Votes
66
Already been there. Already done it....

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Is Womans are wiser than man ?

Yes
51
77%
No
15
23%
Total Votes
66
is it or not ?...

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BEST HUMORIST FINALS : PLS READ THE CONTEST THREAD TO VOTE !!

Bubbles69
11
17%
Indyfella
7
11%
Eupho
27
41%
Rillyniceguy
21
32%
Total Votes
66
This is the Final Poll for the Humour Contest Winner !! I request people to read the contest thread and vote wisely. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Before we finish I would like to...

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Pull my figer!!

OK lets see what happens..
29
45%
No way, I know what your gonna do..
36
55%
Total Votes
65
I thought since we have a over flowing abundance of polls popping up in the forums I would add my own meaningless poll for your amusement… So what will you do?? Your comments are very welcome as well but they must remain completely meaningless or y...Read more

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DO YOU WORK?

Yes I Do
32
49%
I Don't
17
26%
Enjoy Laziness
4
6%
boring Question
12
18%
Total Votes
65
I love work.. but Unfortunately,If i do work it gets finished.. How can i finish something that i love? sO I don't work.. Enjoy laziness with "Attitude" _____________________________ Just jok I'm studying and doing job.....

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Would you rather be able to...

Fly
25
38%
Read mind
40
62%
Total Votes
65
Honest Answer........

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Have you ever text messaged someone thinking he or she was a different person?

I do not text message
11
17%
Yes I text
34
52%
No, never happened.
20
31%
Total Votes
65
I accidentally text messaged my fix-it-man instead of my boyfriend once. Not only was I embarrassed, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. LOL My fix-it-man shot me a message back saying, “What?” I then called the fix-it-man...Read more

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laughter is the best cure for sadness

yes
50
78%
no
14
22%
Total Votes
64
Laughter is the best medicine...

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I'm Bored. What should i do?

Send emails to women on this site
16
25%
Go to the games section
3
5%
Stop asking people on this site what i should do
12
19%
Go outside and chase butterflies
5
8%
Rub one out
7
11%
Make another poll about nothing
5
8%
Eat something
1
2%
Sleep
2
3%
Release the Hounds
1
2%
F**k It!
12
19%
Total Votes
64
I am in your hands......

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Do you know who Fawtly is?

Yes
34
54%
No
20
32%
Have heared of him
9
14%
Total Votes
63
Who is Mr Fawlty?...

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What Build your Self Esteem...

Sleeping with multi numbered people
5
8%
Dating a better looking
10
16%
Winning a Hand of cards
1
2%
Making more money then most
9
14%
Mother said that your The Best
4
6%
Shooting a Big Game Animal
1
2%
Driving 100 miles an hour
2
3%
Employee of the Month
3
5%
Watching Porn
0
0%
Other
28
44%
Total Votes
63

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Why are there Mean People on here? Too Humorous...

Still bitter at their X
16
25%
Can't believe the Easter Bunny's a Fraud
6
10%
Pretend to be Offended / Thus, impose their will
4
6%
Have a Hate Ideology, That doesn't like Humour?
4
6%
Mentally Unstable
18
29%
Are descendents of the Third Reich
6
10%
Other?
9
14%
Total Votes
63
There "Out-There" Folks?...

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What is your favorite type of chocolate?

Plain chocolate hight percent cocoa at least 72%
14
22%
Milk chocolate
17
27%
Milk chocolate with whole almonds
7
11%
Milk chocolate with raisins
3
5%
Milk chocolate with fondant cream centre
2
3%
Dark chocolate with chilli
9
14%
Aerated chocolate
1
2%
Milk chocolate with hazelnuts
10
16%
Total Votes
63
Please answer seriously as the results will be forwarded to two site members that are currently involved in important scientific research. It could change everything. My favorite Dark Chilli....

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women Not replying Ali's emails and Flowers should be

Banned
3
5%
deleted
4
6%
Awarded with Nobel prize ,haha
29
46%
Ignored
9
14%
They should Reply
7
11%
Reported to the FBI
6
10%
Other
5
8%
Total Votes
63

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Boys ,you like the women with

1 child
3
5%
2 kids
6
10%
2 and half kids ,haha
1
2%
3 kids
1
2%
4 kids
0
0%
7 kids
0
0%
over 8 kids
1
2%
just single
38
60%
no mom but kids
1
2%
other
12
19%
Total Votes
63

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Ladies ,do you like the Big

yes very Big
4
6%
Some extra Big
2
3%
Huuugggeeeee
3
5%
Extremly Huge ,haha
2
3%
Meduim size
16
26%
Average
18
29%
Small one for me
2
3%
Size doesnt matter
4
6%
Tiny
5
8%
Other
6
10%
Total Votes
62
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What size House...

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r we here to meet some1 nice or flirting some1

r we here for flirting
12
19%
r we here for meeting some,1 nice
50
81%
Total Votes
62
We r here to meet some1 not flirting.cuz we r kinda sick of meeting some,1 in the club or pub getting booted so I hope we all here to meet a nice person not still flirting here...

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Men using umbrellas manly

yes
35
56%
no
8
13%
gay
9
15%
not made of sugar they wont melt
10
16%
Total Votes
62
women using umbrellas ok they spend alot on hair dos and the use of make up moved from country to city men using umbrellas i think is gay ur not made of sugar u wont melt...

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Should people on CS proof-read their poll questions before saving them?

Yes, obvious errors are irritating!
39
63%
No, people shouldn't be so meticulous!
3
5%
I don't care.
20
32%
Total Votes
62
I ask this question because I've noticed more than half the poll questions I've had a look at have multiple spelling or grammatical errors. I find this irritating. Why can't people have a second look before posting??...

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