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Cal, firelight improves the appearance of EVERY hose.

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Cal, some long hoses could even start fires. No idea which type LM has in mind but I personally like a hero scenario. Existing fire, hero to the rescue?

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grating limes sounds uber-sophisticated to someone who is eating peanut butter on toast. Wotcher making?

I'm still coming up with an alternate profile. Laughing so much I keep hitting the wtong keyd

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Cal - alternate profiles would be a hoot

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Molly, just now spotted your popcorn and 3 truths comment on t'other blog, I quoted you without realizing it. We have a similarly cynical outlook, I think

But I am MUCH more of a liar.

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Lucy, I hope that never happens in real life. But if it does, I hope he is a super-gorgeous one. But you'd never tell us.

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Ms Witch I am full of it, and you know it.

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Haha, yes, exactly like that. Or people who read 50 shades because its a good story

I had to set my mailbox to mail from men over 90 because yikes, it was a forest of tall trunks

But the forums are riveting ...

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could tempt. Not would.

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Lucy, bet you we would tempt Angel to offer a highlights service for a small subscription?

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I know

Ain't had my bluff called yet, phew.

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Yup, assuming we are talking of the same two people I hadn't a clue who the object of affection was. I should pay more attention, I suppose.

But despite being a diehard matchmaker I would never in a million years have put those two together

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Lucy, that was a very Irish exclamation, to be sure

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Three sides to every story. His side, her side, and the truth.

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Lucy, hope springs eternal, we princesses eagerly build our castles on shifting sands, but the point is, we shouldn't have assumed rock foundations.

Oh pooh I sound pompous. THAT should hold the charmers at bay.

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Viking, you can come back, Veri is here to hold your hand. Well, you know what I mean.

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Molly, the CS soap opera runs and runs and runs. Ain't it great?

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Ekself, some are even more blatant, hint at the live-in / significant other on the blogs and never mention her at home in the correspondence because, gee, didn't you know that from my blogs?

I haven't been caught in a menage a trois yet, and I would be seriously peeved with myself if I was. But you do need to research those blogs when you start on a flirtation. All men should be REQUIRED to blog.

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Viking - what are you volunteering for, exactly?

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CC, yes, exactly!

RE: Another Year Older

Two important things to never say, or even think.

I'm too old - you're probably not
I can't. You probably can.

Okay?

RE: Another Year Older

Happy birthday Willow. I'm a little ahead of you but no example at all, I am enjoying myself very much and behaving fairly disgracefully - no parents left to eye my behaviour with a worried frown, my daughter has her own life at a safe distance, and I feel a million dollars, look about 10 bucks, and am looking forward to making more hay while the sun shines.

Have a great day This is the first day of the rest of your life, etc etc.

RE: Getting in the mood

Now now Lucy are you laughing with me or at me?

RE: Know anyone missing a casket

Ha, I like the TOO natural one

Interesting to see if this blog gets lots of comments. Most people tend to think if they ignore death, it will ignore them.

RE: When/How Do You Introduce Your BF/GF To Your Kids?

Very casually. Very, very casually. Friends only, and put him in the spare room for the Christmas holiday (he doesn't have to stay there) and no hugging kissing etc in front of your son. No matter how cool he is with the whole thing.

That's my advice, anyway. I made the mistake of telling my grown-up daughter I was in something which I thought was forever, and then had to look an absolute idiot when I said um no not coming down to see you after all, in fact he's history. I'll never do that again. Any future Mr Biff is publicly a friend until we get married (which means a friend forever )

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Nope, still sticking. I'll pop back for coffee later. Over and out.

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They are called Smartphones so that people will think the fault lies with the user not the phone. Huh.



It'll be Marvin the paranoid android any day now.

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Lucy, every day from now on. well not Wednesday. I have a meeting on Wednesday and need to be able to phone when / if I get lost. Well, more likely to be when than if.

But other than that? Cross my heart. Seriously. We're on a break.

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Molly have I told you lately that I love you?

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1to1to1 (gee that's like spelling bananananana I never know when to stop) this is just the start. We'll be zombies in 20 years