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I am a whole package woman, and therefore could definitely not afford your rates. And to be honest, I prefer amateurs? Not just because they're cheap, either.

Same reason I prefer amateur sport to the pros. Village cricket is the most fun you can have sitting down (and rocking back and forth with hysterical laughter)

(Not that I would laugh at my amateurs )

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Angel, are you looking?? Got to keep a sharp lookout. Then slip and fall gracefully into his arms so that HE's looking.

These things don't just happen, you know.

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That's virtually the same thing. The woman's a fool, I bet you offered her special rates, too.

How much, er, DO you charge? Just asking. I'm sure the lady bloggers would like to know. I accept it is probably a sliding scale but top / bottom? (of the range, Jim. Of the range)

RE: Some frightening statistics on mental health

Yes, quite true. I should have said I liked what you said there. Using CS shorthand ...

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Hahahahaha yup. That was the reason

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She turned you down????

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I reminded myself of this song. Years since I've heard it! and yet some of us are still looking for the same things the Turtles aren't offering

RE: Some frightening statistics on mental health

Jim I like you!

RE: The Myth Of On-Line Friends

He's a she and hardly flatulent at all, and she likes to snuggle. You'll be grateful, believe me, tad chilly here in haggis season.

RE: The Myth Of On-Line Friends

Lucy

RE: The Myth Of On-Line Friends

Ah, those haggis-hunting trips. There is very little to compare with sitting around a Scottish bonfire swopping tall stories about the haggis that got away, while eating the one that didn't.

My spare room is in huge demand during haggis season, but at worst you can kip on the sofa, the dog won't mind sharing. It'll be fun!

RE: Some frightening statistics on mental health

Jim - in answer to your question - yes.

Yes.

Yes.

I was just thinking we needed a new bloke on the blogs to take the pressure off the few we have, but I gather you aren't new and don't hang around enough? Anyway. Hi!

Pleased to meet you.

All of us

RE: Some frightening statistics on mental health

70% of the women on meds are actually grinding them up and putting them in their husband's food.

But shhhh, don't tell anyone.

How good is your memory?

Yay, at last, haha, thanks K!

PG - set another example. Make it so.

How good is your memory?

Minerva! tie a string around your finger!

How good is your memory?

Yup, little bit Ms Witch.

I did, didn't I? a week of peace and quiet, I promised.

I lied. Although I should be quiet from Wednesday.

But I have soo much to do, you're right, I shouldn't be here. Would you keep an eye on the blog and do any necessary stuff? Ta much, and I'm glad Pedal got you out of that suit xx

How good is your memory?

Leony, whatever works, works, right?

RE: "STRANGER IN PARADISE"

It's probably littered with tin cans and cigarette ends

It's an illusion. Like real love. And untroubled happiness.

But every now and then we get a glimpse of the illusion, we even briefly live the dream and that's SUCH fun while it lasts

Maybe I'll be living in a kind of paradise for the next week. On the other hand the sun is shining in Scotland and it's raining in Spain!

How good is your memory?

A deal's a deal, sir

How good is your memory?

welcome to the blogs, Ms Maud, nice to meet you for the first time


Actually short memories on CS would be an absolute blessing

How good is your memory?

when you yelled, did you at least call her by the right name? You're okay so far, in that case.

She's probably playing with your head, got it done a week ago. Daughters think that sort of thing is funny

How good is your memory?

Ah, I have the solution for you. Corny but it worked for a friend of my parents who went through a LOT of women and told each 'you are so beautiful, I have to call you Diana, Goddess of the night.'

When he did remarry, a lot of women later, his new wife changed her name to Diana. No-one ever told her.

How good is your memory?

MJ - lucky it wasn't Mary -

Call them all darlin'. Or eejit, but affectionately. No?

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When you make grilled cheese and tomato on toast, but forgot to cut the tomato skin through, and you take your first hungry bite and pull a chunk of hot tomato on your chin? That.

Oh hang on not a hijack at all. I forgot to cut the tomato skins.

How good is your memory?

Errr ... okay had to read that twice but GOT there eventually

we're gonna need considerably bigger buns.

RE: Would i be considered BIG !!!

Is this serious? Because it is like asking how long a piece of string is. You said yourself, you are a medium. To some guys, that is big. To others, anything under XXL is normal-verging-on-plump.

Anyway, hope you get lots of male replies.

RE: Fall/Winter

Usually I love autumn and the winter leadup to Christmas, and only start getting restless with the cold and wet and grey in about Feb, so I try to get away then for a holiday. This year for some reason I, too, am dreading it. No idea why.

RE: cloning

Science hasn't yet been able to explain why life starts. They can prepare 20 clones and only 2 will actually take life and they have no idea why.

RE: Profiles

I can't comment, because my profile specifically states that I'm not.

Funny thing about advertising, though, few products sell themselves as adequate, or acceptable. Buy this car, because its headlights are slightly different! Buy this drink, it has sugar and bubbles and will rot your teeth!

I find it interesting that you assume all these women were left by men. Many that I know actually walked away from imperfect men. It may be hard for you to believe there is such a thing as an insufficient man, but there are. No, really.

RE: What’s love got to do with it?

And now I'm all dressed up and ready to go out for a 2nd date with a guy who wants a fruitful and contented life. Well, fruitful usually means kids and we're both past that stage. But he's looking for company. And has everything to offer but a spark of delighted recognition.

Anyone want to take my place?