Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

I've got salad for dinner

or even still tipsy?

I miss tipsy tart, don't get it here. Plenty of tipsy tarts, though, haha.

RE: Does size matter

As for the blog, nope, not a big slab person. Currently I have my taste buds set to M&Ms because that's what I have available.

The secret to lasting happiness is to always want what is achievable - and just a little bit more, to keep you sharp.

RE: Does size matter

I want it all, and I want it now.

Kindly see to the delivery, world.

Thank you.

I've got salad for dinner

Wow. How unnerving is it to find comments have been deleted from your blog?

Like coming home and finding something has been taken from your house. It feels quite invasive.

I've got salad for dinner

Quite a culinary discussion in my absence, lots of foods to try and photos to look up love you guys x

I've got salad for dinner

Sola, you are a genius. This is perfect. No more drinking dining alone, I just hire a quartet!

I've got salad for dinner

Then that is what you shall have. By the miracles of virtual catering I happen to have exactly that waiting on a plate.

Ta-dah!

I've got salad for dinner

Pull up a chair.

I've got salad for dinner

I am multi-skilled, Molly. Plus if it stopped me eating or drinking I would have starved decades ago.

I've got salad for dinner

Pedal, yay. Grab a glass

More dinner being delivered.

I've got salad for dinner

Molly, better believe it.

I've got salad for dinner

Angel, grab a glass. Oh, I see you already got one. Yay!

RE: First Date Questions Women Really Want To Ask

Questions women want to ask? I'm trying to think of any question I have ever wanted to ask but shut up about. I'm not backward in coming forward.

Although the last blind date from this very site, a few weeks ago, I DID want to ask why he thought having scattered intermittent decaying teeth was more attractive or efficient than getting a set of, at the very least, NHS dentures.

Not really a generally generic question, though, even in Scotland. I truly hope I will never want to ask it again. No date without skype is my new motto.

RE: Boks v Wales: Call the ambulance

Go Boks. The Welsh have given us trouble in the past, it's the way they whip around at knee height and sprint away while our guys are still looking round wildly to see who bit them.

Not nervous, me. Serene. Confident.

RE: A QUESTION FOR THE DAY.

If she considers it giving, and feels obliged, their relationship is in trouble.

RE: Money, Money, Money

Sure, sure, I'll remember you all.

And I shall never be old.

RE: Money, Money, Money

And now I have to go back to writing my best-seller, darlings. Just think, you'll be able to say you knew me when I was poor and struggling and unknown.

You probably shouldn't hold your breath, though.

RE: Money, Money, Money

Er - 70? tops. Promise. And still full of vim and vigour, or I know one who likes ballet and opera and going on cruises. Didn't think she was your type, somehow. You'd have to read poetry to her ...

RE: Money, Money, Money

She may not be a looker ...

We all talk endlessly about our expectations, I met a really nice guy in Spain living the dream and funding it by having 17 properties in the UK which he lets out.

We lot wouldn't have looked at him twice - pale freckled skin, slightly popping eyes, no chin to speak of and decidedly portly. Oh, and married, happily, to a nice woman who had the sense to look past the surface and sign him up twenty or more years ago.

Made me think, that did.

RE: Money, Money, Money

Sola, it's so EASY for blokes, just find a rich older woman and marry her. Problem solved.

I'll set up an introduction or two for a small finder's fee, but don't let me down here. Deal?

RE: A Shooting Incident On Cape Town Station

So do you have details yet? Give, babe, give.

RE: Money, Money, Money

I live on a budget. Well, I say I live on a budget. Spent 3 years not living within my budget, there was always something, helloooo savings ...

Better now that I am earning a regular salary, because I am still bending every penny until it squeaks out of habit and delighted to find actual money left over at the end of every month! It won't last ...

RE: Smoking

I smoke.

And I completely agree re the smoking, the nicest most agreeable non-smoker in the world is still prone to say 'seriously? you want one now?' (just before, for instance, you head onto a 3 hour flight. YES I want one now!!) or start helpfully totting up how much you spend (of your own income) on smoking.

Not to mention all the nice quiet times when smoking shares a moment the way non-smokers will never understand.

Smokers of the world unite!

talk about offputting ...

Had to stop my playlist to listen to Luke's video, ironically it was the BeeGees at the time. Never been entirely sure where I stand on their voices ...

talk about offputting ...

Luke, not familiar with her but yup, good voice!


I approve of the suggestion of audio profiles

talk about offputting ...

Calm, it does work the other way, someone can have such an amazing phone voice you long to meet them but when you do ... oh. I spend half my working life on the phone and phew, some guys sound wonderful.

RE: You always think there is one more piece of peanut

Someday you will have to experience a South African braai as well. Cross-culture, so to speak. Your lifestyle has so many similarities the differences would be fascinating. Cat might be your best bet ...

RE: Vain.

I am all of the above.

Howzit, Boet. Long time no checking you out, hey?

talk about offputting ...

Och aye, Cat, ye need just to throw aboot a few kens, ken? And aye to remember that out is oot, cow is coo, etc.

However you'd probably be better off learning to sound Irish, listening to all the ladies in this blog ...

talk about offputting ...

I'm a creature of my past, a slight South African accent is a bit of a trigger for me. Or slight NZ or Oz, for that matter, when it is slight it is hard to tell them apart. All good though!