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Hi Cake wave I kept being told life begins at 50, about bloody time I thought. Well helloooooo 50! Turned out to take a little longer than that but was worth the wait.

Recent research suggests the health and energy surge levels out around 60 and does a bit of a dip after 70 so I am planning to be a bit disgraceful while the Indian summer lasts. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, etc. devil

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Oh aye, take one holiday to Spain and your mailbox explodes with offers to go again at, of course, a fraction of the original price. Or try Cyprus this time, Ms Biff? You'll like it! etc etc.

You'd almost think these travel companies, hire car places, even long-stay airport parking places, sold our email addresses. wow

RE: First Love

A lot of soul-searching and the sense of huge decisions to be made goes into the first. Make a mistake, and you've skewed your future.

After the first - ah, what the hell dunno

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Molly, P's current photo shows him strewn on a bed.

What do you charge, P?

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Ah, male totty. Thanks PG for breaking up the flood of feminine on my page. laugh

RE: Getting fit - best programme yet

Trying to think of a female equivalent uh oh

very good laugh

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We call them Pal. It can be quite menacing. You gotta problem, Pal?

Or if their red hair is bristling, and their eyes are rolling, we call them sir. It's a survival technique.

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And ken, there was the American tourist put her hand up a kilt and said aw, that's gruesome!

Do it again, hen, the kilted one invited, and it'll grew some more ...

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All Scottish women are called hen. Ken, hen? rolling on the floor laughing

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Aalterboy - I think you may be on the wrong blog? Copy and paste to the right one to get relevant comments laugh

RE: HUG A MUSLIM DAY!!

Done.

hug

RE: "YOU DONT KNOW ME"

Z! Awesome pic!

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Oh I meant to sell him to the ex-pats in Spain. They've done the rounds once already, they're likely to be a bit more critical than we his adoring fans on CS laugh

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Yeah ... that scapled thing ... I think we need a video ... rolling on the floor laughing

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Sola, they're quite picky. Have you got what it takes?

Silly question, I'm sure you have rolling on the floor laughing

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Crazy, I am sort of taken at the moment. Got something of a deluge of love letters while I was away blushing and am rethinking the fella in question!

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Er - I mean aliens. Not blokes who are quick with their fists. She was a scrawny little thing, if it were me he would have been on the baggage trolley, not pushing it ... I've got red hair and the temper to match.
devil

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Crazy - I'll keep my fingers crossed. Could make life interesting love

RE: "YOU DONT KNOW ME"

Nam, I'm seeing you as silver. Shiny. Glowing eyes (four or five). You're wearing a trilby and raincoat to blend in ...

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Nam, no visible tentacles. But yup he and his fists could push off to another planet cool

RE: She likes him but he likes me

And Ian, I call myself a white African. dunno

RE: "YOU DONT KNOW ME"

Whoa, Silver. BIG step between laughing on the blogs and making half-breeds with you rolling on the floor laughing

But if you do have a spaceship, man I hate flying. I'll risk the half-breed thing to be whisked anywhere in the world in the blink of an eye ..

RE: What Does It Take To Make You Laugh ?

Aw, CH, that was a really nice thing to say! rolling on the floor laughing Wish you were a guy ...

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For Cake:

ITALIAN MOTHER
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, 'Just for fun, Mama, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.' The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch & they chat for a while.

He then says, 'Okay, Mama, guess which one I'm going to marry?'

Mama says immediately, 'The one on the right. '

'That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know? '

Mama replies: 'I don't like her.'

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Cake, ditto what LM said.

I fell in love for the first time in Venice (I was a spotty 15 year old and it was more of a heavy one-sided crush) but to me it is the most romantic country in the world. I hope to go again one day with someone pretty special.

sigh i.e. unlikely to happen.

Or with a chameleon. I've dated one. They really are good company. Didn't think of him as that of course, but I do rather like the term now that it has been coined.

grin

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Cake! that was solid gold advice!! You do NOT want to ruin your dream holiday with a bloke who wants to watch footie instead of exploring, or gets mulish about yet another beautiful church! roll eyes

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LM, video, please, or at the very least an audio recording, 4 sentences in Croation, would be an amazing addition to your profile. If I spoke something interesting I'd try it myself. Hola? Nah. Too short.

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Cake, hope you get that holiday. Take a chameleon fella, they are extremely good company and will be wildly interested in everything that interests you, which should last at least as long as the holiday yay

RE: Amornthep Left the Blogs...

That's sweet of you to try to streamline the blogs for Amorn. Does she know?

Do let us know which of us are still permitted to blog, and provide a list of subjects.

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Cake I loved the social bits and there was a lot of that, we were out every day. And duty has been done, as you say.

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