RE: Cheap Cancer.

I haven't had a cigarrette since Febuary.

You know Paw Paw...they do make medications that will curb compulsive behaviors like smoking....but often times the cigarrettes are cheaper.

RE: The Moment I quit Smoking;

I haven't had a cigarette since Feb. this year.:bye:

RE: What's your retirement plan?

Ditto.

RE: What hat are you wearing in your picture?

For the record. It's the ladies that like to talk about my hose. I have never mentioned it.

RE: What hat are you wearing in your picture?

A hard red helmet...but that's only because there's hot chicks around. devil

RE: I dont need to prove my hunk in me...just look....

If you've got a hunk in you, then I don't want to look dude. I like girls.

RE: Okay, Fellas..what do you do to keep her in "your spell?"

Ladies,

Wanna know how I can keep you under my spell?

RE: what men want

Men want to be appreciated. It's as simple as that. If a man washes you car and you appreciate that, then say, "Hey! Thanks for washing my car, I really appreciate that. You're awesome!". Then grab his butt, and say, "Hey! You have a really sweet butt!"

I promise he will be eating out of your hand in no time, and doing lots of stuff for you too.

RE: Okay, Fellas..what do you do to keep her in "your spell?"

I read this book about hypnotism. There is some really cool ertoic stuff that can be done.

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

someone gets my jokes....RIGHT ON!!

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

Hey! I'm huge in Japan okay?

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

Awww! Me love you short time

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

I shaved my balls for this??

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

rub it in why don't ya?scold

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly
n33d t0 g37 l41d

RE: If You Could Meet 'Em.....

dunno

RE: If You Could Meet 'Em.....

I met Tinkerbell

RE: What is your most physically painful moment )?

thanks buddy

RE: Another Round of Women Please.

There's a "Pretty Paws Pet Grooming" here in Longview. I used to have a toy poodle that I took there.

RE: What is your most physically painful moment )?

Her mommy took her to Kansas. I do tell her goodnight regularly, but it doesn't always help the pain, sometimes it feels even worse. When I hear her sweet little helium balloon voice, and how well she speaks yet at two years old. I want to hug and kiss her. At her age she needs to feel how proud I am of her. It's not the same on the telephone.

When I have her, and it's time to saygoodbye, afterwards I always cry. Yeah, I feel it physically allright. When I'm really missing her and hurting, my heartbeat becomes labored. I breathe but the air does not refresh. There is no prosthetic for an amputated spirit.

RE: What is your most physically painful moment )?

I have a high pain threshold. Because of my profession I have perpetual bruises, I smash fingertips regularly. I have fractured the middle finger on each hand (and never missed a day in the field). I endure extreme heat environments. I have been stuck by a falling object that broke & lacerated my nose, broke three of my teeth, left a severe contusion on my left thigh & strained the LCL on the same leg, oh and I got staples in my scalp from that one. I walked away from that one on my own power, and never lost consciousness. At the hospital they were amazed that I refused anestheic (I hate feeling all doped up).


But there is something that really hurts me. It is being so far away from my daughter. I know you said physical pain, and I swear to you I can physically feel it. I can't count how many nights I have soaked my pillow with tears (crying now), and wailed loud enough for the neighbors to hear, all because I just want to kiss her goodnight, and I can't.

RE: Thoughts On Kissing

A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion.

RE: Thoughts On Kissing

goody goody gumdrop put me in a tongue lock

RE: Thoughts On Kissing

"May I print a kiss on your lips?" I said,
And she nodded her full permission:
So we went to press and I rather guess
We printed a full edition.

~Joseph Lilientha

RE: Thoughts On Kissing

You can say that again!


You are making my lips all lustful Langley. You know the ones where you are so electrically attracted to someone that your lips on hers could tell her so better than your stumbling words. It's like you said that eternal moment...just the kiss and no more...when ectasy's utmost we clutch at the core. Where arms open, eyes shut, lips meet, it's often almost like sharing the same breath; at times you can even feel your souls intertwine.


WOOOOOH!! Makes me all tingly just thinking about it.

RE: Are there any wealthy people here ?

If I ever get really wealthy, I hope I'm not really mean to poor people...like I am now.

RE: How far would you go for love?

How far?

Halifax Nova Scotia

She loves me, she loves me not

It’s a little too late
I’m a little too gone,
A little too tired of this hangin’ on
So I’m letting go while I’m still strong enough to
It’s got a little too sad
I’m a little too blue
It’s a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I’m big time over you baby
It’s a little too late

No I don’t want to want to talk about what we can do about us anymore
Only time you and me wastin’ is the time it takes to walk right out that door
Yeah talk about water under the bridge,
You should know by now girl that’s all this is

(chorus)
It’s a little too late,
I’m a little too gone,
A little too tired of just hangin’ on
I’m letting go while I’m still strong enough to
It’s got a little too sad,
I’m a little too blue
It’s a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I’m big time over you baby
It’s a little too late

There was a time,
this heart of mine,
would take you back every time
don’t you know
It’s been two packs of cigaretts
a sleepless night
a nervous wreck, a day ago.
Now you ain’t got no business coming around
I’m closing up shop
Shuttin’ us down

(chorus)
It’s a little too late,
I’m a little too gone,
A little too tired of just hangin’ on
I’m letting go while I’m still strong enough to
It’s got a little too sad,
I’m a little too blue
It’s a little too bad
You were too good to be true
I’m big time over you baby
It’s a little too late
I’m big time over you baby,
It’s a little too late

RE: Menage a trois.....Would you consider it...yes or no??

uhhhh huh huh...uhhhhh huh...she said she likes various inputs....uhhhh huh huh huh huh

RE: If you where a kitten or a puppy...Who would you want to pet you.

Somebody pet me.
*pant pant*
Please somebody pet me
*wags tail*
Ain't I cute? ...Pet me; Please pet me! *pink thing hanging out*

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