tainogirl Forum Posts (3,777)

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You'll have more than you can handle just make sure and show up for the grand opening of Taino's Pimphut tomorrow. Now I'm off to go get some much needed rest got to get up early to go buy some fabric for the opening night costumes.

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Look if he needs a few cases of and a few to get him to perform AND do ALL the stuff you mention above, its a deal. I'm counting the cash already.

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Okay the newbie here's code name is 'WET AND WILD'.

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OOOO lala! The ladies are gonna love that, I'm gonna be richer than an Oil Sheik in Bahrain.

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Okay but to work at the Pimphut you best be looking even better to the ladies in absolutely nothing. Its a tough crowd to please around here.

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Awwww Come on now. I even had a name picked out for you 'SPICY TAMALE'.

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That's all lovely but do you look good in leather?

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Well you know we got room in the Taino's Pimphut for beautiful people too. I'm interviewing hopefuls as we speak.

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Well I thought of everything I even got exotic names the clients will love. SND's can be 'HEAT SEEKING MISSILE' and J.D.'s can be 'LORD OF THE LOVE RING'.

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Hope SND and J.D. look good in leather. You know how picky some clients are.

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Have no fear when I'm done trying to bang together a computer I'm thinking this Pimping thing might be a better idea than the auction. Might be more acceptable to the ladies.

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CUT? MEDICAL BENEFITS? Look, all we got is a pic of you riding around on some four wheel thingy - you think that's gonna bring in the cash from the honnies. You got to show them what your working with.

WOOHOO TODAY IS C-DAY!

Folks the day has finally arrived. I went to pick up all my computer parts and today I start to build my new baby. I've got all the parts, headache pills, a couple cases of I had to pass on the cigarettes though. Paper bag for hyperventilating, Kleenex for crying if stuff goes BOOM and last but not least bean bag and bat for beating out frustration when I see just how many darn wires and screws I have to get put in the right place. Well I'm off to go do my best, if you don't hear from me in the next 24 hours you'll know the guys in the white coats have probably come to take me away.

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C,mon ladies don't knock SND AND JD. They have a sort of bad boy appeal. And its nothing so bad that a little domestic discipline could not cure. Maybe some flowers could turn them around.

(P.S. Hey help a girl out and send them some flowers I got a bet to win)

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I've got a bridal gown, a minister, flowers and a jeweller on call for any of you ladies and gents looking to make it official.

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Hmmmmm well in the real world not every one gets picked by love - at the same time, but from the ones who have posted so far, I don't see why none of them wouldn't have gotten sent a flower. We keep saying how NICE so many of them are, why not send a flower to them if even for being decent guys?

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Yep right here in the thread. and name the hottie/hotties that you bid on.

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No you are any thing but thick. The ladies get to send the flowers this time. Its a new day and guys can get flowers too.

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Wellllll I see quite a few men but not many flowers. Guess I'll have to start the ball rolling to get the shy ladies to come out. To the guys that took the time to post.

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Here's another fine specimen seeking his lady. Come and get him!

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See ladies, he has his own cave, doesn't mind a good clubbing and enjoys a good sauce. What more could you ask for? Don't disappoint me ladies, plenty wonderful guys to give your flowers to. Don't be shy!

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Vote for your hottie with flowers(that's the currency you'll be using)The more flowers the better you're chances of bagging your potential love dumpling.

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Nope. Not this time. Why can't they offer up themselves for a change. Some complain that no one sees them, or overlooks them, or replies to flowers and e-mails. Time for some of them to come out of the shadows. Even in nature sometimes it pays to advertise. Just thought I'd try a new approach.

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Hey skoot over and hand me some of dem snacks, looks like its gonna be a long wait before the rains come.

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Its nice to see so many members coupling up lately, but way too many potentially wonderful men still on the shelf. So my proposal is that we hold an auction, the highest bidder get to run off with her prize. Any candidates that would not mind being scooped up by one of the lovely ladies here, feel free to put forward your name and tell us what you got to offer to the lucky lady who gets you. To start off my auction I found two willing candidates. Virgiomonkey and SeekandDestroy. Now before some of you turn up your noses, The bark is worse than the bite, they have great untapped potential - and if all else fails there's nothing a bit of electric tape, a club and a cave can't fix. In the right hands they would be putty.(Better the man that is open and up front and you know where he stands than the man who just tells you what you want to hear to impress you or seems too perfect). Guys we'd like to hear from you and ladies vote for your guy by posting a flower, the lady who posts the most flowers for a guy gets to claim her prize.

(P.S.Ladies please don't forget to vote for my two candidates - hey I got a bet to win )

Seeking the unattainable

I'm quite sure you're gonna get used by somebody - just won't be me. By the way you done lubricating, I don't want your skin looking too dry and ashy on the podium.

Seeking the unattainable

You mean like the surprize of discovering she looks like a hairy Big Martha, you know the kind you find in ladies prisons.

Seeking the unattainable

Wait you thought my excitement was about you? Sorry but no, its about making some lucky lady out there VERY happy.

Seeking the unattainable

I can hardly wait!