El problema no es la gente aqui pero ella. Nosotros hemos sufrido mucho que tu no sabes. Ella es una mala persona, que no puede dejar cosas en paz, como un perro, me entiendes?
As for my day, lazy lazy, I'm still in my pyjamas! but come January I have to knuckle down to work in preparation for my return to Russia. CS will be prohibited!
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought 'that's Aboriginal'.
I told my girlfriend I had a new job in a bowling alley, she said.'Tenpin?' I said, 'No, permanent'.
Batman came up to me, hit me over the head with a vase and said 'TPau!' I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW?' He said, 'No I've got china in my hand'.
I went to the doctor, I said to him, 'I'm frightened of lapels'. He said, 'You've got cholera'.
I phoned the local ramblers club today but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
I met the bloke who invented crosswords today, I can't remember his name though. It's P something T something R.
I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener, I said, 'You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana'. The monkey said, 'No this is for the custard'.
I went into a shop and said, 'Can somebody sell me a kettle?' A bloke said, 'Kenwood?' I said. 'Where is he then?'.
This cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, 'Audi!'
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest to the bull goes first'. He went, 'BAAH'. I went, 'MOOO'. He said, 'You're closest'.
I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me to tell me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director and I swerved right into a tree. The police came and asked me what happened. I said, 'I careered right off the road'.
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
I bought a ticket to France and the ticket seller said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on the telly but I'm no Robbie Williams'.
The policeman came up to me with a pencil and a very thin piece of paper. He said, 'I want you to trace somebody for me'.
I phoned the local builders today and said, 'Can I have a skip outside my house?'. He said, 'I'm not stopping you'.
I told my mum I'd opened a theatre, she said, 'Are you having me on?'. I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition but I'm not promising anything'.
I phoned the local gym and asked them if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'Well I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays'.
Oooh lots of situations are romantic when just two people are in tune with one another and there is nobody else around.
When I was married we used to go off for a romantic weekend at times, kids with mum, and pretend we were meeting for the first time. We'd meet in a bar...oh no this is way too much information but you get my gist?
I too like a candlelit dinner (as a starter!) but it's not really intimate until you leave the restaurant and go home together, chat a while, listen to some music, dance, share another glass of wine then make love content and happy.
Oh, sorry I wasn't criticising but I was just curious why you had it in your fridge.
It's like vegetarians who buy soya products which look and taste like real sausages or hamburgers. Why do they have to mimic the real thing to make them tolerable?
After frantically packing and arriving at the airport it was pointed out to me that my passport was a few weeks out of date. Yikes! I pleaded but to no avail I wasn't allowed to fly.
The sweetest thing though was that he dried my tears of frustration and laughed at me for me being so upset. He drove me home and later treated me to a lovely restaurant dinner.
Red thai peppers. Fresh orange juice Jamon Serrano 2 eggs Dark chocolate Actimel x 6 Whole trout (waiting to be cooked tomorrow) Small slice of tortilla Rocket All my nail varnish bottles (should be kept cool) Half a bottle of white wine (which won't be there tomorrow)
I agree riya, but my experience with the internet dates I mentioned earlier in the thread, is that the guys are not really looking for friendship if the initial romantic intention doesn't work out.
Guys don't often have female friends that they've been romantically attracted to previously.
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RE: Brunette officially....
Thanks Elley but I had already given the translation by private e-mail.