Hello, I will talk to you anytime! BTW I'm glan you liked my "Rest Stop" joke. I got it in an email years ago and thought it was so funny I saved it. I've been through Elkton a few times, neat little town as I remember.
2, What happens when the dog dies and there's 11.5M left over?
3, This is a joke cause I said 2 questions but I really have 3 questions lol. What if they use up the 12M and the dog is still alive? Do they whack it in the head with a baseball bat or take the mutt to the pound? The solution to this is to let the chauffeur take care of the dog with the 12M Did you notice I snuck a 4th question in there? If you count this one the count is up to 5!
NYC is a cool place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. I don't regret for an instant growing up in Manhattan. I had a wonderful childhood and lots of great friends. Life wasn't always easy as I and most of my friends lived on welfare. Very few had 2 parents and only 1 family had a car. We use to have to hide our TV in the closet whenever the welfare investigator came around cause a television was considered a "luxury". NYC has changed dramatically since I was a kid, the pet shop up the block was closed when the old man who owned it died and it reopened as a Methadone clinic for heroin addicts. My EL school was torn down and replaced by a high rise apt building, the same thing happened to my Jr HS. My own apt building was torn down and was replaced by a post office. Last time I was there I went to get a hotdog from the "Papaya King" on 3rd ave & 86 ST only to find it was shut down for health dept violations. What's left? Nothing! Just a bunch of yuppy's and drug addicts. When I was a kid in NYC the Museum of Art on 5th ave and the Museum of Natural History was my playground. Now you have to pay to go there. Me and my friends could camp out in Central Park, try doing that today!
Ahhh I get it, it's like answering a double question with a single answer! basically meaning "yes I did not attend the concert".
Thanks, that was a perfect example! Now why couldn't my German teacher explain it that way instead of leaving me to go through my entire life wondering what the hell "doch" means? New York public school system I guess.
Two things that few people may be thinking of are:
Is it possible that this is not a case of simple arson? Is it possible there is another force behind these fires, like terrorists? Fire is a powerful weapon. 1 man with a match can do more damage than a hydrogen bomb under the right conditions.
These fires along with huge fires burning all over the western US are putting tons of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere at a time when they are most unwanted. This is aggrevated by the fact that the very things that remove CO2 namely trees and green vegetation are being destroyed accelerating global warming. If you ever wonder how serious global warming is, just look at the planet Venus. Venus is completely covered with a thick blanket of greenhouse gasses and the surface temperature of Venus can reach 900 F. Lead melts at 621 degrees!
Maybe the plan is for all of the worlds population to be martyred to Allah? My only question is where are all these virgins going to come from? And what about female martyrs, do they get 6 male virgins?
I had 4 Suzukis & 1 Kawasaki 400 in my life ranging fron a 1967 X6 Hustler followed by a 380 triple (made a 3000 mile round trip on that one once 6 days on the road) Then I bought a new GS550E then the Kawa and finally a classic 78 Suzuki 1000. That bike was just too big for mee so I sold it.
I like photography too but I'm a dynosaur cause I can't seem to switch from my black Nikon FTN 35mm. I have a nice 300mm tamron for nature work. But I rarely use them these days.
Gee, I never even heard of Swarovski Crystal. I have a very small collection of Amberina, not the high dollar stuff though. Mostly 3 & 4 part molded but it's beautiful red & amber. If I had any shot glasses I'd gladly give them to you. Are they marked with a brand or something?
I use to collect stamps. I still have them but I'm not active in the hobby anymore. I think stamp collecting as a hobby is dying. I went to a lot of stamp auctions in NYC when I lived in New Jersey. A very well dressed guy came in during one auction and sat next to me and proceeded to attempt to pick the pocket of the guy in front of him. I looked at him like this
He quietly got up and casually walked out.
Collecting stuff seems to be fairly common. I had a neighbor who collected "Precious Moments" figurines. She asked me to help her make a spreadsheet of her collection with prices and when we got done, it totalled over $10,000.00 I was amazed. To me it looked like stuff you see at a yard sale. Different strokes!
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......"
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Like everyone else I'm happy for you both but I have a question. Have you guys actually met in person yet? Sorry to be so practical but I'm a Capricorn and it's our nature.
Peer pressure, the desire or you could say NEED to be accepted by the crowd. The desire to appear more mature. Hero worship, seeing movie stars and sports figures with a cigarette. Ads on billboards showing beautiful popular people enjoying life while smoking a cigarette.
I almost started smoking when I was 16 when 3 hot babes came into our neighborhood and started hanging around with my crowd. I even bought a pack of Marlboros and I would light up whenever they were around cause I well remember how I wanted to appear more manly to them. I think I smoked maybe 7 of them when I thought these chics aint so hot and I gave the rest of the pack away. My older brother use to take me out in the hall and give me a cigarettes and tell me to smoke it. I never liked it cause it was lousy tasting and burned my throat and nose. He became a lifelong smoker.
Well, all I can say is he is one lucky guy because you are truly one special lady. I hope you have a wonderful life together and remember, never go to sleep angry and if problems arise, don't stop talking til it's resolved.
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RE: Michael Jackson is dead!!
Is this what they call "Trolling"?