RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

If things go according to plan, I'll let you know. Or not.laugh

doh Dammit, we did it again, highjacked a thread.

Let's face it, flirting with a doll like littleprechaun is more fun than talking about skimpydoos name.

Then again she is awfully quiet today.uh oh

I feel like a stand up comic, armed with a report from the Dept of Agriculture on soils of Eastern Nebraska, than his jokebook. Can you spell.....BOMB?

RE: Why dating services are in decline

Hi Langleygirl, you look radiantly lovely as ever!! That was a good question but I think CS would be proud of the members who've posted here. Reads like a ringing endorsement for CS eh? kiss kiss hug

RE: Why dating services are in decline

A friend suggested a site called singlesnet so I joined. Every time someone looked at my profile I got an email from the site. That was ok but they would match me up with people based on their criteria, not mine and they were almost always wrong. They also had "featured" members who paid a monthly fee. They were the only ones you could email but about 80% of them had no picture on their profile. But by far the worst thing that happened was I would get what they call "Flirts", like our flowers but there were only about 5 pre-defined comments you could use. This effectivly prevented you from connecting with anyone without becoming a "featured" member. I would get these "flirts" from women who looked like they could be "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit models. Of course they weren't "featured" members therefore to contact them I had to, drumroll please....Pay Up! Needless to say I quit that site a few weeks ago. I think the gov needs to investigate these Paygo dating sites to flush out the scams.

To SciFiGuy: good luck at designing a better mousetrap but you have to go some to beat Connecting singles. The biggest obstacle you will have to overcome is:

It must be so outrageously good, that people would be willing to pay for something they are already getting for free.

RE: looking for one person to share my life

Yeah, me too!
Only I'd be running Southwest with a spare pair of Nike's under my arm.

That opening line probably wouldn't work on a woman, but it damn sure works on most men. laugh

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

OK sorry littleprechaun, I'm as guilty as anybody for highjacking your thread.

Names I like include,

knittenKitten
knowswhentofold
skimpydoo
and of course
ooby dooby

RE: HEY GUESS WHAT

I guess she "knowswhentoopen"rolling on the floor laughing

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

AAAAW blushing blushing blushing

You made my day hon!

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Using my best NY accent:

Hey come on, I'm woirkin heah!

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Hey I thought you were my friend!

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

I think not.comfort

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

ooby dooby was a song originally done by Roy Orbison and later covered by Creedence Clearwater Revival. I haven't seen the beer commercial. Who's rendition did they use?

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Speaking of "Dirty Dancing". It was filmed at the "Mohunk Ski Lodge" up in New Paltz NY. I went there with some friends who were interested in having their wedding there. The place was incredible, it was furnished entirely with antiques and I'm not talking yardsale crap either. There was also a 4 story horse barn on the property, FOUR STORIES!!! Well, several years ago some juvenial delinquents burned the place to the ground. crying So, even if you wanted to make a pilgrimage to the place .........You can't! Way to go kids!........NOT very mad

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Geographically Littleprechaun is a little nearer to me. tongue

RE: who has the most fun, likeable, or online name u like and why?

Yep, by Mickey & Silvia. Great song from the 50's or 60's!

RE: What would your "Dream" job be?

I already had a dream job. I was a technical rep for a company that made a component for race cars. I got to work with every big name driver on the planet at one time. It wasn't all fun & games though.

RE: Iraqi Army Withdraws From Fallujah

What have we won, and at what cost? Saddam Hussein is dead and the country is jamed full of terrorists. Oh yeah we're winning alright. Bin Laden is still free, Al Quida is stronger than ever, Pakistan is about to explode, The heroin poppy harvest in Afganistan has grown every year for the last 5 years which is funding Al Quida and the Taliban. Iran is stronger than ever and we can't do anything about it except rattle our empty scabard but goddamn we sure showed them terrorists in Fallujah. The insurgents who were in Fallujah probably just moved to another town like they always do.

RE: Anyone from New Jersey?????

been through morristown many times. I lived in N. Haledon for 5 years. I saw Judy Collins at the college one night.

RE: New World Record

That means the CEO gets a $10,000,000 bonus this year and you get UGATS!doh dunno

RE: Does anyone know?

You say your name is on the title. How does it appear on the title,
your name AND his name,
or your name OR his name?

If it's AND, he can't sell the car without your signiture. If it's OR, he can.

Is the purchase contract in both your names? If so you're both liable for making payments on the car. If he stops paying, you will have to pay.

Are you listed on the insurance? If so, cancel the policy and have them send the credit balance to you. Let him get his own insurance.

RE: Are There Really Men Out There Who Likes Women Who Don't Drink??

12 years for my last wife. She only drank beer but it was everyday. One day I came home from work and found my son with a big gash in the top of his head. He had been riding his big wheel very fast and went head long into the corner of a steel beam on the back of my van. My wife was too drunk to drive him to the ER, in fact she was so drunk she didn't realize he hurt himself as bad as he did. I took him immediately and he got stitched up. Another time she had consumed about a 12 pack of beer and was about to take the kids with her to the convenience store to buy more beer. This was about 3 miles away on an unlit twisty country road. I told her you want to kill yourself go ahead but you ain't taking my kids with you. She fell asleep instead. For a while we went to a marriage counselor and she would even go there half drunk.
The days of wine & roses.

RE: I leave for like 2 weeks and a lot of people are gone??

So, how was your trip? I'm sure we're all dying to know how it went with the mans parents.
BTW I'm glad your back, I've missed your unabashed humor.kiss

RE: What happend...

Want me to beat him up for you?

RE: Has any movie or book...

"The Outlaw Josey Wales." Without question the best western ever made, EVER!

That movie was like a roller coaster ride that went on for hours taking the viewer from one masterfully created scene to another with all the attendant mood swings and colorful charactors. Clint Eastwood at his absolute best.

RE: Has any movie or book...

the kansan, I agree with you that the book is almost always better than the movie but I can think of one exception. In my opinion it is "The Dirty Dozen" Great movie, crappy book. In fact I was so disappointed in the book that I doubt I'll even keep it much less read it again. If the people who made the movie followed the book faithfully, it would have been a flop at the box office.

RE: Has any movie or book...

The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck. Read it 3 times and will no doubt read it again. Also a great movie but the ending in the book couldn't get past the censors when the movie was made. Kind of a shame because it was an important statement as to just how far people will go to survive.

When times get hard, I think of the Joads and I realize that no matter how bad things get, there are people who have it much worse than I do.

RE: i need a man !!! any takers??

I counted crazyhorse as .5 cause he aint done yet, he looks like a sketch.laugh

Just kidding, no offence intended.cheers

RE: i need a man !!! any takers??

Well racyta, you got 6.5 men to choose from. Why don't you run an elimination race?

Start with net worth, followed by shoe size, commitment etc. The one still standing at the end gets a date with you.

RE: Some Lawyer Jokes

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to
meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you."
The Godfather says, "Well, ask him where the @#!* money is." The attorney, using sign language asks the accountant where the three million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, c*ck the trigger and says, "Ask him again where the > @#!* money is!"
The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!"
The accountant signs back, "Okay! Okay! The money's hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather,
"He says that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

RE: I'm trying to figure out.....

1agee1, Please don't let recent events drive you away from the site. That would be a loss for us all. You are a beautiful, successful, talented woman who has reached heights most of us can only dream of. I guess this is the price you have to pay for fame.hug

RE: i've being away for a while ..my computer blew up !..did anybody miss me ?

I missed ya buddy!wine
Welcome backhandshake

As to Camila, I have no opinion except I kinda agree with trish that the royal family are little more than what the business community would catagorize as........OVERHEAD

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